Quotable sayings....................

[robtattoo]

"That boy eats like a dog tick"

[snag]

Love that one Bowhuntr.

[limbolt]

Tore up from the floor up.                                               You're letting your mouth write checks that you don't have the a** to cash.

[Recurve50 LBS]

There is no glory in practice, but without practice there will be no glory.

[GRINCH]

You reap what you sew.

If you never give up you'll always be a winner.

From my Father:I'll turn the other cheek the first time,there won't be a second.

[Oregon Okie]

Don't believe everything you think.

[GRINCH]

Since I moved to Alabama I've learned the key phrases to hold a conversation.
No matter what is said say, I heard that,I know thats right.You can say that again,and under extreme circumstances That Dog won't hunt.

[Brian Krebs]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it- that's good: it means nobody has discovered my illegal logging operation.
( Stephen Colbert).

[LittleChief]

One of my personal favorites has always been:

"Well, son; since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters!" - John Wayne in "Big Jake"

[benny]

My High School carpentry teacher would all was tell me "boy you are good on rough work and rough on good work"

Benny

[SKYLER W]

"Speak softly but carry a big stick"-Theodore Roosevelt

[amicus]

My Grandfather alwasy told me and my brother

"your best friend is a dollar in your pocket and your dog behind you"

Gilbert

[razorsharptokill]

"Oh CRAP! Don't tell your Mom!"

[LittleChief]

Originally posted by razorsharptokill:
"Oh CRAP! Don't tell your Mom!"

 I've used that one a few times myself!

[robtattoo]

If you ever pick up a hitch-hiker, try this one from Steven Wright....

"Fasten your seatbelt, I wanna try something"


Always like those famous Redneck last words....

"Here, hold ma beer & watch this!"

[Russ Clagett]

"been married 3 beautiful years........15 all total"

[snag]

Jim, that made me think of several situations in my younger years! hahaha

[snag]

Along the lines of the bumpersticker:
 "Vegetarian is Indian name for bad hunter"

is "I didn't climb the food chain to become a
          Vegetarian!"

I was at a wine tasting when the man next to me was asked to give his impression of the wine. He thoughtfully pondered it and stated:
  "It would go well with a warm tender small mammal"   That cracked me up! Especially in that crowd!

And then there was the great philosopher who said: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?"

[Legolas]

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!

[GRINCH]

My little brother came down for a visit,his words.
I learned what not to do by watching you,and as I rememer it's so true.