Quotable sayings....................

[snag]

You guys are killin' me!
Kurtbel5, I love the "Don't get in a battle of wits.." one! Funny and true!

[snag]

What's that one about "best not to open your mouth and stick your foot in it, thus removing all doubt about how stupid you are.." Something along those lines...?

"We were given 2 ears and 1 mouth. We should listen twice as much as we talk!"

"It's easy to be generous with another man's money".....hmmmm, sounds like someone in Washington should hear this one!

"A person who gets all wrapped up in himself makes a mighty small package!" hmmmm, another one to send to Washington.

"If you can't advice, you can't be helped."

"A false friend and a shadow stay only while the sun shines."

[Wile E. Coyote]

When old woodsmen asked if he was lost: "Indian not lost, tepee lost."

"He's a good man to cross a river with."

" I did't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you."

"If you are going to ride my A$$that hard you could at least pull my hair."

[snag]

"I wasn't lost, just temporarily disoriented." I have had to use this one a time or two!

[saumensch]

Two from my grandad:

Women, you cant live with em but youre not allowed to shoot em. (I apologize to all women who are different)

If you ever marry, take a nice one, an ugly one eats quite the same amount.

I hope they still work after my poor translations.

[saumensch]

Ohh and of course:

"I can withstand everything. Expect temptation."

[saumensch]

should have been:

"I can withstand everything. Except temptation."

Sorry

[Bill Tell]

Some memorable ones in my lifetime:


Cut my pizza in to four slices... I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Don't pee up hill

Give your last dollar away.  It will be worth more then if you spend it.

Give me a whiskey.  I don't have time for beer.

Only little girls hit women

If you just spit on a fire it doesn't put it out

work hard so you can play hard

When man wants to destroy his creativity is endless.

rabbit comes out the hole around the tree and back down the hole

righty tighty lefty loosy

to tell a rabbit from a hare don't look at the hair

[knuklhed]

Reading these, I'm smilin' like a dead pig in the hot summer sunshine....

[Curtiss Cardinal]

Abraham Lincoln was fond oh, "It's better for one to remain silent and thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
Another one from my Dad, "Work smarter AND harder"

[mooseman1967]

Dont pee in the well you might have to drink from it someday.

[DV of WI]

"Stupidity should be painful" Monty Browning

[Mark 507]

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"

[Tony Chinn]

My grandpa told me this one once

Beware of the toes you step on today, because they might be connected to the a-- you have to kiss tomorrow.

Hillbilly

[Ricoh]

From a friend who owned 2 of everything " Better to be looking at it than looking for it"

From my Dad " Better than a kick in the Arse with a frozen boot

Rick

[Paul the Viking]

Moderation in everything; including moderation!

[Mudd]

My dad always said "What's the point in being ignorant if you don't show it?"

[sagebrush]

I told my hunting buddy once that if he got hurt I would find a way to get him out, even if it took two trips. Gary

[Ricoh]

Sagebrush ILMAO. That I will use someday.

Rick

[stuckum]

"You don't have time to do it right the first time, but you have time to it right the second time"