Quotable sayings....................

[Earl E. Nov...mber]

Two of um.
1. Why is it always the last place I look?
2. Is a Post Script from someone years ago when I was serving Uncle.
PS.. Sorry I am not sure of your address, if you don't get this let me know..............

[Intuit]

Question Authority !

Think before you speak, but do not speak all that you think.

Sometimes, when you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember the intent was to drain the swamp.

People who are organized are just to lazy to look for things.

LEADERSHIP is the ability to hide your panic.

[saumensch]

sagebrush, thats real friendship! ;-)!

[Chris Sims]

My boss during college used to say as he left the store.

"If you need me I'll call you".

[archenemy]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
"I'm picking up what your putting down."
"That's your bowl of rice. "
"Slip 'em a sliver"

Archenemy

[Curveman]

Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least!

[Curveman]

That last quote was Goethe.

[archenemy]

Another one I heard last week "Money doesn't make people happy, happy people make money!".

[Ragin Bull]

Snag, I think the one you were thinking of is  
Better to remain quite and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all dought

[Ragin Bull]

If you never do anything.......how do you know when your finished?

[Shleprock]

Don't get mad and go away, just go away.

[FerretWYO]

I was talking to elderly gentleman one day and we got on the subject of being lost. I asked him if he had ever been lost in the hills. His response was "You cant get lost if you dont care where your going, enjoy it while you are there eventully you will run out of it".

[snag]

That's it Ragin Bull! Thank you. It has been driving me crazy...and as my wife would say, "It's a short road!"

[Keefer]

"Caulk and Paint Makes it what it Ain't"...I use it quite often where I work...  

[Shaun]

If I'd killed her instead of married her, I'd be out by now.

[2-BIG]

My dad said to me: "Son, your too slow to run away so you better learn how to fight!"

[robtattoo]

"Texas. The only place in the world where 'corn' is a verb"

Barry Wensel

[TheFatboy]

Don't know if it's already been posted, but...

Whether you think you CAN or think you CAN'T, you're probably right.

[bohuntr]

Crusty old rancher type out in SW SD to a buddy and me: You boys bowhuntin for antelope? (we had camo on) Me, yes. Crusty old rancher: I tried that once, I decided them indians didn't eat much antelope!    Absolutely classic!!!  

[mcgyver]

"We have freedom of speech so that stupid people can say stupid things and let everyone else knows how stupid they are."
Ted Nugent

"I like this more than a fat kid on a ham sandwich"
 Guy I used to work with

"go ask yer Mother"
 Dad