Hey Joe... Were those hand signals indicating you are still number one?

The bad thing about this is the "does" have very looooong memories. This could come back to haunt you when you least expect it bro....  

What Kirk said... I remember my Dad's generation saying women were "hysterical", but I find throughout my life, they're more "historical" and will drag up an offense from 22 months ago and somehow wedge it into today's argument about something irrelevant.

I echo those wishes for handling your dear aged Mom...I visited my dad daily for over 2 years till he finally gave up and went "home" mid April... it's tiring, but it's the right thing to do.

Good luck with the tyke pulling thru!

If you need excitement, rather than risk matrimonial tranquility, you could try whizzin on high voltage lines, perhaps!

Joe, you ain't wrapped too tight, boy. There are some things that you just don't say to a woman ... whether its true or not.

My wife gave a chuckle when I reed her this.
That was a GREAT comeback to someone putting restraints on you.
I am glad it was you not me but FUNNY!

Well I never! Some women just don't have a sence of humor!lol Best of luck to ya sir!! I know it's hard as I took care of my Mom AND Dad (moved them in with me) in their failing years (5 for Dad and 9 for Mom). I felt like I owed them that much and more for all the things they did for me. Hope your grandson heals quickly!