How NOT to explain.....

[Hit-or-Miss]

I would repeat that comment under my roof, if I wasn't...... afraid!!!!!! LOL!!!!

[wtpops]

You might want to come back to the house every two hours or so to make sure your house key still works  

[LA Trapper]

Great story Joe!  

Are you going to toss your hat in before you enter to see if it stays in the house?

Billy

[SheltonCreeker]

Good stuff! Too funny.

[Thumper Dunker]

     Thats great.Good luck.

[Stone Knife]

Did you tune her out bro  

[Izzy]

Better sleep with one eye open and on your front.  

[turkey522]

   

[ronp]

   

[lunchbucket]

To funny Joe but fast food gets old after a while.

[Charlie Lamb]

I bet the hand signs indicated you are number 1. Right?

[joe ashton]

I sure like learning lessons from OTHER men's mistakes.  It is so much easier.  Thanks.

[BoonRoto]

Funny stuff!

[Gil]

Made me laugh!!

[Montanawidower]

Yep that was a good one.  I'm still smilin'.

[joe skipp]

Let me say, I had to find a way to "jump start" my wife's spirit alittle. Needed a way to raise a little hell our home.

We have been tied down as my 98 yr old mom is still "clinging to life" and every day is an adventure. Now, my one month old grandson has been in Albany Medical Center past week with health issues. Although I have put some venison in the freezer, my time afield has been 2 hrs in the am and pm.

So anytime I can lighten up the atmosphere here, I take full advantage....and Charlie...yes...she's not the only person who feels I'm number one...  

[mcgroundstalker]

OMG Joe! I laughed so hard, had to change my under shorts!     That being said, hope all goes well with the little one and best wishes about mom...


... mike ...

[kbetts]

Either your #1, or she thinks you need to shoot 11 to take care of the management part.

Might need to ask her for clarification....

[Jerry Jeffer]

I don't know how I missed this one!? Joe, I have some extra front line to keep fleas and ticks off while you sleep outside for the fall.

[Builder]

Sometimes you just gotta take the bull by the horns.
Just don't tell my wife I said that.