How NOT to explain.....

[joe skipp]

....Deer management to the wife. Just before an evening hunt, Patty asks:

"Your not going to kill any of those does are you?"
"Why?"..was my reply.
"I like seeing them and the young ones..."

So...I couldn't resist...
"Listen, the ones to take...uh...are like you. Old...past their prime and don't bre.."    :eek:

WOW...I learned I can still duck a flying remote and fly down to the shop in less than 3 seconds!
     

As I walked across the yard I heard knocking on the big window...there she was practicing her sign language on me....and there wasn't any doubt in my  mind what those hand signals meant.    

[Cyclic-Rivers]

Joe, we talked a lot about you this weekend.

Good luck in the field and in the Dog house!

[woodchucker]

Go Git'em Skipper!!!!!  

[Scott Beitzel]

oh not good i just read that to the wife and she asked if you had a death wish . and then something about my cloths being out in the yard loosly scattered lol.

Scott

[Rob W.]

       

[owlbait]

One of the best "Advice" columns i've read!  :D

[30coupe]

Oddly enough, my wife didn't find that nearly as funny as I did.    :(

[JoeM]

           

[GRINCH]

You don't plan on sleeping in the house.  

[Hawkeye]

I am guessing the "don't bre.." part will apply to YOU tonight , too, Joe!!!  

[buckeye_hunter]

I won't read that to my wife then....

[adkmountainken]

going to be a long COLD winter bro....

[pauljr]

LOL, I think I will keep that to myself Joe

[ron w]

[Doc Nock]

OMG...that is hilarious...stupid to a point, but hilarious!

I thought a seasoned veteran like you would know better...

LOL... why do I feel like someone is tuggin on my left leg, eh???!

[limbolt]

Just as well go huntin Joe,its not gonna be nice around the house for a while..LOL.  

[RC]

My wife has a gun....RC

[Austin]

Rofl, almost died reading that!

[Hill Hunter]

point the sharp end at the deer   :p  
it seems you may need some advise on the basics.
probably to little to late though.

[far rider]