Quotable sayings....................

[JEFF B]

to do the best i can with what i got.

[LittleChief]

Originally posted by Oliverstacy:
An emergency on your end doesn't constitute one on mine.
Josh

That's so close to a sign I used to have up in my office:
"A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on my part."

[Red Boar]

Originally posted by Boswell:
"Treestands don't demand. Treestands don't complain. Treestands simply ask me to sit down and listen."

I like that one.    

[John Scifres]

Emily (my daughter) says:

"I'm not gonna go around kicking a$#, but it's good to know that I can."

"A good friend will be the one getting you out of jail but a best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'Let's do it again!'"

Now I add:

"Well shiite and shove me in it."  Great Grandpa Baumann - R.I.P.

"Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy crap... What a Ride!!"

[mooseman1967]

one my father used when a new employee didnt catch on to a task "did a buzzard poop you out on a fencepost and the sun hatch ya?"

[IronCreekArcher]

Read my signature below...

[dragon rider]

Democracy is the worst form of government there is, except for all the others.

And from Grandad:

A man's born with two heads.  He needs to be real careful about which one does his thinking.

[GRINCH]

My Dads advice on argueing with your wife,Just smile and say nothing usually gets them either so confused or mad they just quit talking.

[Shaun]

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

[econnell71]

Since I'm from TN, you can say anything about anyone as long as you add "well bless her heart"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!"

[carpenter]

It ain't right but it's so!  I'll loan you any thing but my truck and my ole lady,trucks old ,wife is young,liable to throw a rod in either one of them.

[TheFatboy]

A quote I just stumbled over...

"I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success." —Michael Jordan

[TheFatboy]

And another one. A great one, indeed:

"It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you."

[Brent Rudolph]

When trying to explain my actions, my chief used to tell me, "Brent, when you find yourself at the bottom of the hole, stop diggin."

[Wile E. Coyote]

"Thats as fine as a frog hair split three times and sanded."

"Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon."

"I don't want to hear the labor pains, just show me the baby."

[Covey]

"If your looking in the right direction every day is a beautiful day"  A good preacher friend of mine that I shoot with said that and it stuck with me!! Jason

[adeeden]

"Never sniff a gift fish" Pat McManus

[Covey]

"Bring a compass because it's akward when you have to eat your friend's" HA, Jason

[DWT]

My Dad always said when I was a young hellraiser," If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough". I have a sticker on my truck that says " I have hunted almost everyday of my life, the rest have been wasted."  Or the old standby " Thats gonna leave a mark"

[straitera]

"Bad hunters {Apache word Vegan}, invented work."