Quotable sayings....................

[mooseman1967]

If you cant find time to do it right when are you going to find time to do it over.

[zipper bowss]

"It'll feel good when it quits hurtin"

Bill

[northener]

The seven P's-- Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.
The secret to getting ahead is... getting started!!
If you think that was your best, why bother with tomorrow.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

[adeeden]

"If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always gotten". Unknown

"A man should share his buffaloe" Ed Pitchkites

"Stands out like a turd ibn a punchbowl" My Dad!

[R.W.]

"Never try to teach a pig how to sing. It only tries your patience, and really annoys the pig."

"Arguing with an idiot is like wrestling with a pig, in the mud. After a while, it dawns on you,  the pig enjoys this."

"If you can't be good, be careful."

"Strong as an ox. Smart as a tractor."

"has the IQ of a house plant."

"Sharp as a bowling ball."

"harder than a woodpeckers lips"

"About a graceful as a cow on crutches."

[sswv]

"Life's hard...but it's harder if you're stupid."  John Wayne

"Fast is fine...but accuracy is final."  Wyatt Earp

[Irish]

"You can't fix stupid"

"Here, hold my beer"

[ron w]

As useful as T#Ts on a hoe handle, from my father!!

[Forester]

"Stupid costs extra."

"Buzzards gotta eat same as worms."

[straitera]

"A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have" Thomas Jefferson

[NorthernCaliforniaHunter]

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

[NorthernCaliforniaHunter]

Well sh** and fall back on it!

[Brently]

If I wasn't doing this I would be doing something else.  If I wasn't here then I would be somewhere else.

[GRINCH]

If it ain't broke we can fix it.

[Oliverstacy]

I read them all...all very good indeed.

Here are some that I have always remembered:

Ignoring a problem will not make it go away!

An emergency on your end doesn't constitute one on mine.


Josh

[econnell71]

From my grandfather;
"A horse that sh**s fast, doesn't sh**t long"

Uncle Sam;
K.I.S.S.
Keep it simple stupid

[Brian Krebs]

"I want to die in my sleep; like my dad did...not die screaming: like the people in the car he was driving."

Grampa's last words: " I buried the gold by the..the..".

Grama's last words: " ALWAYS!! -- NO.. NO.. wait- NEVER ! ..."

[Paul the Viking]

"Don't mistake movement for action." E. Hemingway
"Those who don't read have no advantage over those who can't." M. Twain
"Aim small, miss small." - Some movie line
"If you can't sing good; sing loud." Grandma Lil
"This is a great day.  Shooting bows with my dad." My son Henry, talking to himself (I think), when he was 4 years old.
"Hungry dogs hunt harder."
There's a few for now.  I love a good one liner.
PTV

[Joseph]

"If you don't ask they can't say no. All they can do is tell you to not do it again!"

"If it is not expressly forbidden then it is allowed"

"Forgiveness is easier to get than permission"

[FubarFred]

If yer gonna kick a tiger in the ass you'd better have a plan to deal with his teeth.