Quotable sayings....................

[Zradix]

My Dad used to fart and say" Not bad for a hairlip eh?" never did understand it.

[Curveman]

He knew there was a painful side...but he wouldn't let the pain blot out the humor no more than he'd let the humor blot out the pain.

-from; "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Ken Kesey

[Orion]

"I think I'll give up archery and buy a compound."  My hunting partner after a target panic stricken day on the 3-D course.  He didn't, of course.

[Red Boar]

"You can run, but you'll only leave a bloodtrail"

[Capt]

"Hard telling-Not knowing"

[WestTnMan]

"If you fail to plan you plan to fail"

[Apex Predator]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

[LONGBOWKID]

"Better you than me"

"If youre going to be dumb, you better be tough"

[Old York]

"Quit when you're through..."

[WestTnMan]

"We are all ignorant, just about different things"

[LONGBOWKID]

Hah. In Apex Predators words for hunting Georgia swamps.."Hey Bubba, quick, throw me that rope!"

[greenhed]

"Peaceful people sleep well at night because rough men stand ready to to violence on their behalf"

"dont fry bacon naked"

"Fight till you win, then stop fighting"

[The Vanilla Gorilla]

"Its hard to get a table for 1 at Chuck E. Cheeses when you look like I do."

[SouthMDShooter]

being in the Navy I had to give one of my favorite Naval quotes:

"We are outnumbered; there is only one thing to do.  We must attack!"

[SouthMDShooter]

Vanilla, thats Zach Galifianakis if im not mistaking right?

[celticknot]

Trying is the first step to failure- Homer J Simpson.

I can't think of who said these, If you look for me and look for me and can't find me im not here.

You know when it's quitin time when you look aroung and noone's there.

My grandpa had a good one for an ugly girl. He would say looky there that girls face looks like a mud fence.

I love you Grandpa We'll be with you soon.

[SCATTERSHOT]

"The American democracy will endure until the Congress discovers that it can bribe the people with their own money."

-Alexis de Toqueville

[joekeith]

One my first boss told me......

If you're gonna do somethin' half a**ed,
make sure it's the right half.  

[WESTBROOK]

The older I get, the better I used to be!

Eric

[iacornfed]

Never argue with a fool they will drag you down to their level and beat you up with experience.

It is better to live on a roof top than in a house with a quarrelsome woman.

My favorite Texas saying  "I'll tell you what!"