Quotable sayings....................

[Son of Texas]

He does'nt know come here from sick'um.
Well, saw me off and call me shorty.
She doesn't know wether  shes washing or hanging out.

[Paul/KS]

"That's as messed up as Hogan's Goat." was a favorite of my Dad.
(I learned a slightly different version when I was older...)    

Later I was stationed with a Texan who liked to say,"That makes Hogan's Goat look like a precision instument..."
 :D

[snag]

Ok, got to ask...who's Hogan? Or does it matter?...I don't get it!

I like that one Jason! So true!

Wayne, I'll use that "labor pains" one soon with one of my employees! haha

[Keefer]

I tell this to my little girl all the time "Ain't cha MaMa on the pancake box"? I heard it when I was little and everytime we eat pancakes I gotta say it....  

[nd chickenman]

A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body (or a deer out of the woods)!!

[snag]

Good one Dave! Yes "Old guys rule!"

[portugeejn]

"Walk like you have a purpose"

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someone's not out to get you."

"It's raining harder than a cow peeing on a flat rock."

"Love God, love people."

"Many hands make light work."  (I always hated hearing this one, but it is true.)

"In England, everything is allowed unless it is expressly forbidden.  In Germany, everything is forbidden, even if it allowed.  In France, everything is allowed even if it forbidden."

"What we have here is.... failure to communicate."

"My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs."  (I like this movie)

"There's no accountin' for some folk's taste."

"Some folk's would complain if they were hung with a new rope."

"Warning. Warning. Danger, Will Robinson."

"Hung by mistake."  (tombstone near Coburg, OR)

I probably have more but that's enough for now.

RonP

[snag]

Ron, I like the "There's no accountin' for some folks taste".  I have thought that a time or two.  The "Hung by mistake" is an interesting tombstone saying! Do you remember the date on the stone?

[portugeejn]

Snag,
I don't remember the exact date, but it was from the end of the 1800s, as I remember.  I do know it was a more modern replacement, as I am thinking the original was taken or perhaps just became illegible

(My guess is taken though, as other tombstones that were original from that era were still there).

RonP

[portugeejn]

Exchange between Jeremiah and Del Gue when Jeremiah comes across him buried up to his neck:

"The Injuns put you here?  It weren't Mormons."

And this one from Del Gue:  

""Mother Gue, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world." And by God I was right."

RonP

[portugeejn]

I'll admit I looked this one up on the internet, but since my other quotes can only be loosely interpreted as pertaining to archery, I thought I should add this:

"It concerns us to know the purposes we seek in life, for then, like archers aiming at a definite mark, we shall be more likely to attain what we want."  Aristole

[MnFn]

"Slicker'n snot".
Someone, I think a co-worker said after he was cheated by a guy for some small purchase commented "well that is a small price to pay to find what he is worth".
"It is what it is".

[frank bullitt]

I'm not the sharpest arrow in the quiver, but I'll fly straight for you!

[sendero25]

"Don't squat with your spurs on"

[sendero25]

"As serious as a tree full of owls"

[sendero25]

"Dumb? He don't know skunks from housecats!"

"Its so hot it takes a half hour to blow a cup of coffee cool"

From my uncle: "Damn chili, can I use your thunder closet?"

[sendero25]

Something I saw on a chalkboard in a class while I was in the Marine Corps:
"The more we sweat in peace, the less we bleed in war"

[Mo. Huntin]

To consistently kill big bucks you need to hunt an area that has a good population of big bucks.  
I guess I can come in and work but I been drinking, a lot.

[Mo. Huntin]

Where the hell did my camo knife go?
You better just leave your shirt on because I aint putting that sunscreen on your back.
Holy S@#$ wheres the Tylenol.

[centaur]

Another one from Bearclaw ; "March is a muddy month down below. Some folks like it...Farmers!"