Need Your Excuses

[redant 60/65]

I was to colded, so I just didn't shoot because I knew it would hurt my fingers.  

[meathead]

His legs were to short, or to tall, depending on whether you shot over or under.

[hillbilly61]

Great responces y'll. Keep um comming

[hillbilly61]

Is that it? Surely y'all have more  

[Widow's Son]

This bow is a P.O.S. I need to buy a new one.

[redpepper49]

I anchor in the corner of my mouth. The deer was so big and close that I had him counted thats when I
smiled and changed my anchor

[6feathers]

Before the shot I thought, should I drag it myself or should I go get help? Hmmmm missed, wrong thought proces.

[Raging Water]

I should have used my lucky arrow!

[ScottV_7]

Evening thermals pushed my arrow down too low...

[Pepper]

What deer?  That was practice.

[Hill Hunter]

I like to fire a warning shot to make it fair.

grabbed the wrong arrows when I left.

I grabbed the wrong Bow when I left.

No I didn't see anything.

didn't want to use my only buck tag.

[GRINCH]

I was so excited I farted upon release

[Cyclic-Rivers]

I heard one today.

I underestimated the distance, turns out he was 50 yards, I thought he was only 30.

[Mike Mecredy]

had to take a poo

[joe ashton]

my favorite is  'the deer jumped the string',  which is code for 'I screwed up'.

another common statement is,  'it was a good hit,  maybe a little far back'.  When I was gun hunter we'd call that gut shot.

[Stump73]

I normally shoot a foot to the left. He was facing west that's why I missed, if he was facing east I would be eating venison right now.

[lilbobby]

The one I use "I just got a new pair of glasses, they changed the prescription".

[Fortun81]

My wife don't like mounts in the house...
 (heard it on a bushnell commercial, still makes me laugh).

[njloco]

Beautiful buck, first he ducked under the arrow and then he jumped over it, it's not my fault    

[karrow]

gosh dang gravity!
i thought the gritter was gonna walk INTO the arrow.