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Author Topic: NEED A LAUGH ????  (Read 791 times)

Online Possum Head

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NEED A LAUGH ????
« on: August 22, 2011, 06:21:00 AM »
Saturday my wife went to my girls baby shower and my son-in-law came in showing off his new hunting bow. When she got home she told me about it and I asked her what woods it looked like. She proudly said "it looked like it had that Ginkgo Biloba or whatever in it"!!!!
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Offline ckanous

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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2011, 06:42:00 AM »
I want one!!!!! Do you think there is some Curly Ginkgo Biloba???
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2011, 07:14:00 AM »
Be careful which gender you get, the fruit bearing one stinks to high heaven!
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2011, 10:03:00 AM »
That's a great line right there!   :bigsmyl:  

At least she was paying some attention.

A bit of Ginko Biloba would help my memory...get a bow of that and I could gnaw on it a bit to help me remember where I put my truck keys?!  :)
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2011, 10:09:00 AM »
Hummm sounds like a bow that would help me remember to pic a spot  :banghead:
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2011, 04:38:00 PM »
:biglaugh:     :laughing:
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2011, 05:25:00 PM »
:biglaugh:
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Offline pauljr

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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2011, 05:33:00 PM »
I dont care who you are thats funny!
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2011, 06:01:00 PM »
LMAO!!!!!!!
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Offline Jack Guard

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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2011, 06:31:00 PM »
I once had a bow made of splatted ginko biloba, or maybe it was fiddleback ginko biloba.  Dang it, if i just took those Coco Bolo pills i would be able to remember.
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2011, 06:43:00 PM »
And here I was cringing, because the son-in-law's bow probably didn't have any wood in between the wheels...   :(

Whew! What a relief!
(curly titanium?)
Killdeer   :biglaugh:
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2011, 07:00:00 PM »
:thumbsup:  

You got a good one there. That is way close than my wife would of gotten.
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Offline South MS Bowhunter

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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2011, 08:36:00 PM »
So what wood did he get to contrast the Ginko Biloba   :knothead:
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Re: NEED A LAUGH ????
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2011, 08:48:00 PM »
Goncalobola.
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