You might be a Redneck if......

WESTBROOK · March 04, 2011, 12:51:00 PM

....Your grain scale has a doorbell button for an On/Off switch! Got to be a pain to turn on/off then finaly quit..so I tore into it..$0.00 later I'm back in business.

No "might be" about it I am a redneck, just ask my wife...or as the George Jones song goes "...High Tech Redneck.."

Its been a long winter!!

Eric

Andy Cooper · March 04, 2011, 01:00:00 PM

If there are broadheads buried in the side of the non-working car parked in the weeds in your front yard, then you might be a redneck!

SEMO_HUNTER · March 04, 2011, 01:15:00 PM

Heck Westbrook, that ain't redneck......that's just plain smart if ya ask me!

Zradix · March 04, 2011, 01:27:00 PM

Do rednecks shoot trad?

WESTBROOK · March 04, 2011, 01:34:00 PM

This one does..

snag · March 04, 2011, 02:11:00 PM

...you might be a redneck if you consider roadkill legal game. After swerving and hitting a deer on the way to your hunting grounds you stop and load up your kill by putting it in the back seat of your sedan. Driving home with a grin on your face you find he was just knocked out. After he came back to his senses he kicked the poo out of you. You escape with your life but in bad shape. So you call 911 asking for a "bambulance"......

straitera · March 04, 2011, 02:42:00 PM

You buy a hunting license instead of having your tooth cleaned.

Over&Under · March 04, 2011, 02:49:00 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by SEMO_HUNTER:
Heck Westbrook, that ain't redneck......that's just plain smart if ya ask me!

That is what I was gonna say!
I like it!!

sswv · March 04, 2011, 02:58:00 PM

"Do rednecks shoot trad?"

I've always heard there's no such thing as a stupid question...until now. LOL

OntarioBirdhunter · March 04, 2011, 03:00:00 PM

You have a 3-d Deer target in your basement....

Lechwe · March 04, 2011, 03:00:00 PM

That's awesome. Right up my alley.

CavScoutArcher · March 04, 2011, 03:10:00 PM

I see nothing wrong with the riggin' on the scale. Looks pretty slick to me.

razorback · March 04, 2011, 03:21:00 PM

SSWV there is no such thing as a stupid question, just the people who ask them.

Sorry ZRadix, I'm not suggesting that you or your question are stupid. I've been accused of asking many a stupid question and I've thought everyone of them was a brilliant question.

To answer your question yep we sure do!!!

Zradix · March 04, 2011, 03:59:00 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by sswv:
"Do rednecks shoot trad?"

I've always heard there's no such thing as a stupid question...until now. LOL

:mad: :mad:

There needs to be a sarcastic font...lol
I KNOW we shoot trad.

Andy Cooper · March 04, 2011, 05:04:00 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by OntarioBirdhunter:
You have a 3-d Deer target in your basement....

Now why on earth would'ja put it in the basement, when there's plenty of room in the living room?

Wannabe1 · March 04, 2011, 05:10:00 PM

You can tell I'm military as we would just call that improvising to accomplish the mission! Now that's using the ole noodle. :D

Shakes.602 · March 04, 2011, 05:16:00 PM

If RedNecks DON'T Shoot Trad., I am having an HUGE Identity Crisis right now!! :eek: :eek:

Jack Skinner · March 04, 2011, 05:17:00 PM

You might be a redneck if you use mudflap girl as camo for a bow.
Bow in center

bowtough · March 04, 2011, 05:22:00 PM

If you got a tree stand in your front yard,and you hang deer in the big tree along your driveway.

Plumber · March 04, 2011, 05:32:00 PM

hello my name is ED,an Iam a REDNECK!!!!
I do hang deer in my yard an I do have a 3-d target in the basement.This also is true I ironed one of my camo shirts this past Sunday to go to the monster truck show with my sons.