Human Energy Concealment System

[NightHawk]

Originally posted by Bowferd:
Dial, don't you wished evwrybody used it?

LMAO that is just to funny!!!!!

[smoke1953]

Got it covered boys!

[IndianaBowman]

I thought the idea of the HECS Energy Cloak was funny, but it can't hold a candle to you guys.

[Ray Hammond]

Smoke,

I got one of those too...got it from a guy called the Predator....its cool...like a mirror suit!!!!

Does that helmet protect you from the radio waves like mine?

[Rufus]

I bought this little gizmo on the Golden Gate Bridge years and years ago from this chubby little dude, a bridge salesman I think he was, that allows you to hone onto the electronic signals of animals. It comes with a superfine adjustment knob, so fine in fact it's even gender sensitive, and has a little direction antenna to point you in the right direction. Now, I have plans, at a reasonable price of course, for this amazing little device that will lead you right to your game. I also am the proud owner of one huge orange bridge. I'd love to sell it too.

[SELFBOW19953]

I've got some swampland in Florida I'd throw in if I can be your partner, Rufus (well not actually swampland, but 2 very sandy lots about the size of the bed of a pickup that my father bought back in about 1960).

[mrpenguin]

Gents... I looked it up (cause I just had to know) and the suit sells for $159.99.  Considering a Cabela's coat without Scentlok or whatever retails for at least around 2 bills... I would expect that to TRULY produce such a 'scientifically advanced' product would take considerable research and design... I am a teacher, not in marketing, and even I can figure out that you cannot sell a product that has that much technology and R&D for 160 bucks!!  Come. On.

Yeah, Selfbow, I'll throw in YOUR land AND 300 acres of mountain terrain in the Yukon for $30  more.  Thats a suit, a swamp, AND a Mt for $190!!  Call now and we'll throw in a free moose hunt too!!  Operators are standing by!

...you do the math

[Zradix]

Originally posted by sou-pawbowhunter:
Well don't that beat all? I guess the next step would be a remote arrow launching setup you could activate from your 'puter.    

I've done that with a rifle...sort of fun!!
This suit sounds like they're trying to sell to wrong crowd. They should be marketing it to divers. Sharks DO pick up on that stuff!!   :D

[term]

I used it and lost myself!  "GOOD GRIEF"

[NightHawk]

My question is....When you wear it does it give you a magnetic personality?? lol

I'm waiting for the antigravity tree stands. Dozen helium balloons tied to a 3/4 piece of plywood. any takers??

[Zradix]

Just looked at their site. Now I know that there is more RF emitting from our heads than anywhere else but they don't make a hat as far as I can see.
Got me thinking though...We should ALL use wood arrows since they don't conduct electricity. The aluminum and carbons do. Those new fangled arrows are focusing the energy and projecting directly at our game animal at the most inopportune time....the shot!!!. NOW if we here can just figure a way to amplify that energy maybe, just maybe, we could take game by projecting pure energy from our minds through the arrow and the game would drop dead. Kinda like a mental Taser.
Have to admit, I always thought it would be fun to put a micro taser in an arrow. They make a 12ga shotgun taser.

[Zradix]

Ooooo I just figured out why they don't want to make a hat. LAWSUITS!! If our heads are covered with that stuff we won't be able to tune into the Earth's EM spectrum and will get lost in the woods and die.

[Encino Man]

That's why my new invention is so important. The (HDEIS) Human to Deer Energy Inverter System, which converts your emitted energy into the exact same energy that the deer put out.

That mixed with doe estrus will actually have even the most weary of buck tracking you.

[Zradix]

Originally posted by Encino Man:
That's why my new invention is so important. The (HDEIS) Human to Deer Energy Inverter System, which converts your emitted energy into the exact same energy that the deer put out.

That mixed with doe estrus will actually have even the most weary of buck tracking you.

Encino man We need to go into business!! I've invented a pill that makes you sweat deer pee. We could make millions!!

[Zradix]

Kinda think we should sell armored underware with it though. Those bucks might get a hankerin'

[Ragnarok Forge]

Look out next the hunter haters will be buying sensors that can ready your emf and will be able to track you down in the woods to mess up your hunts.  The sensors will have a direction dial and only cost $19.99 @ Radio Shack.  

Fools and their money are soon parted.

[tradtusker]

Originally posted by IndianaBowman:
Are people really that desperate!

I saw this ad in Peterson's Bowhunting magazine today. They send this magazine out free to me for some reason. Anyway, the ad says that we are emitting electromagnetic fields and the game we are after are picking it up. The "6th Sense" we sometimes believe the animals posses.

They are selling this fabric called the Human Energy Concealment System (HECS) Energy Cloak.  You can buy a nice 3 piece suit with pants, long sleeve shirt and head cover!

Are you kidding me!!! I really hope people aren't that stupid and desperate.  Beam me up Scotty!

Seriously! Thats a winner     i bet it works about as well as Sent-loc

[IndianaBowman]

I put on the HECS suit and it concealed my energy so much I went to sleep.

When I 1st saw the ad I thought to myself, "self, that can't be real"! Well, it appears it is!  People are funny! Remember that there are a few millionaires out there because of the "Pet Rock"!

I wish I could come up with a ridiculous scheme to separate fools and their money!

[Benny Nganabbarru]

It could be dangerous: You could end-up microwaving yourself!

[Chris O]

that must be my problem, Im so full of charisma and energy that deer sense me from a mile away!