Quotable sayings....................

[mjc]

Your never lost if you dont care where you are.

[JEFF B]

if it aint broke fix it till it is

[JEFF B]

sh*t happens  mate but only the depth varies.  

[KentuckyTJ]

My favorite: "No such thing as luck, luck is the point in time where preparation meets opportunity".

[razorsharptokill]

"Diplomacy is letting some one have your way"

[JAG]

From an old cowboy friend....
Don't worry 'bout the mule, just load the wagon.
If I tell ya a grasshopper will pull a plow, just find the harness.
If I tell ya a chicken dips snuff, just look under his wing for the snuff can.
From my Mom...
Smile, it could be worse.  Sure enough, I smiled and it got worse!
From my dad...
Boy I'll kick your backside so hard, it'll make your ears bleed!
From a pick-up man at a rodeo I was working, as clown and bullfighter when a bull made a close pass at me...man that was close.  My answer as I opened my shirt to show him the blood and bruise forming...Close, you need glasses.

[Gene Wensel]

"If you can't tie good knots, tie lots of 'em."
 
"There are only three types of people in this world...those who can count, and those who can't."

"How come I can smell farts that come through Biggie's carbon pants?"

[Chad Duit]

"If it's brown it's down." My dad one year when we only had a couple days of deer season left.

[Gordy]

"Never pet a burning dog."

[jsweka]

From my dad - "Laziness is not a disability."

[polarbear]

Does your train of thought have a cabbose?

[-Achilles-]

"First they ignore you,then they laugh at you,then they fight you,and then you win"......"I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent."
.....Gandhi

[Onions]

One from my uncle on nice fall days"
"It's so nice out.... a guy could almost leave it out!"

chris <><

[ThomastaylorIII]

While out hunting for tree rats with a friend of mine.... "When in doubt.. Shoot him in tha face"

[Stiks-n-Strings]

From my ol'man "I'll stomp a mudhole in your a#$ ad walk it talkum powder dry"

"That's handier than a pocket on a t-shirt"

plenty more but I can't give up all my oneliners, LOL
Great thread

[ron w]

Harder to get out than a hair in a biscut!!!

[searay6]

"So nervous he couldn't sh*t a greased BB"

"Crazy as a sprayed roach"

[Pat B]

"that tastes so good it will make you slap your grandma!"
"...ain't had this much fun since the hogs ate my little brother!"

[Curtiss Cardinal]

"Farts prove those suits don't work."
Me after a buddy from Michigan drank a large bottle of Mountain Dew with the resulting eruptions while wearing a "state of the art" scent free suit.

One from my 65 year old dainty little aunt after eating at the local buffet restaurant,"I'm full as a tick on a hound's belly."

My favorite line from te movie "The Replacements"
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever."

Guide to all the hunters, "Remember you can't outrun these hogs; but you don't need to. You just need to outrun the guy next to you." To which everyone responded, "I want to hunt with Curtiss." I can't type here what I said to that.

[Richie Nell]

As you gaze up the steep mountain side determining whether to step up to the challange of going after the big bull....just remember...

If your scared...get a dog!!

If you decline the challenge...you may need to get some kerosene and put around your ankles. That should keep the ants from eating your candy butt.