The Wensel brothers are out there and gritty enough to experience some amazing encounters.

Would not be surpised to see a future thread titled--

---'Hogs charged by Barry Wensel'---

QuoteI caught him pouring grape juice on his bum

I had to read that twice.  

Barry thanks for sharing your hunt that want soon be forgotten.Hope you have a speedy recovery and get well soon.I was going to suggest the bikini wax job,but Gene beat me to it.
Congrats on the hog Whip and nice job on the bow.

Barry,

I just read your story and although I'm sorry you did get hurt, well... you do have some very good memories.      

For those that don't know what a Colles' fracture is, here are some photos:

 


 

Not quite the subtle irony of the carrot cake story, but with work it will become a classic. Hang in the UB and get well.

I think Barry and Gene need to do A reality show "The Iowa Shore". You have to many wild adventures. I hope you feel better. Thank god for duct tape.

QuoteOriginally posted by Gene Wensel:
You guys are giving him far too much sympathy. He needs to "cowboy up" more often. I caught him pouring grape juice on his bum arm this morning to make it look a little more purple. Tomorrow I figure he'll probably have a fake cast on it for sure. We have shows and/or banquets scheduled for like six weekends in a row now. He is once again into his "no heavy lifting" mode, which means I have to do all the loading and unloading at the shows while he soaks up the pity. He probably should have filmed the duct tape removal. I bet that hair removal bikini wax the women use would work.....

I can only imagine the jokes,jabs,and snide remarks that will come out of this incident over the next few years but all in good fun.Lol.Gene you should have been there to protect Barry.After all you are the alpha male of the family.Great stuff by the way.Incidents like this are what truly make outdoor experiences so memorable especially when there are no real serious injuries.I was once witness to a full grown man  ending up on his back with a snarling wounded bowshot javelina between his legs chomping away.The only victim ended up being the guys pants and socks as they ended up with holes in them.Like Barry I would have loved to have gotten video of that incident.

I totally agree with Gene.....   :eek:

Both guys are guest speakers in a few weeks at the NYB Banquet...seems Barry is always looking to "one upmanship" on his brother. Stealing the spotlight...taking away his thunder.....      

Speedy recovery Barry!

Barry, your wife must be a saint! You leave her for 6 wks for hogs and then when you get back you "treat" her to having to face your posterior in a thorn pulling session! Yep, she's a saint.

Gene, tell Barry that he can stay home since he's "injured". Then glue a white beard on your face, strap on an arm cast and go to the events as Barry. When you arrive have one of the pretty sport show groupies unload your stuff and start soaking in the sympathy!

How many rolls of tape did that take?   :confused:    

I bet Home Depot had to reorder.
Killdeer

Dave, that pic was better than any I found in my Google search. OW!   :eek:

Ouch! I feel for ya!

Great stories and pics guys!

CONGRATSSS.,....

When you mentioned the "No Heavy Lifting" I flashed on a past picture of Biggie and his wife that was posted here somewhere. She was carring "everything AND the ice box".      :rolleyes:  around the swimming pool in a Bikini.    
     
Gene
Seriously, I'm glad you were not hurt worse..

There was an emergency room tv show where they used some kind of sticky hair removing product on a little boy who fell in cactus. Worked like a charm. Barry, maybe Gene could help you out with that.

I heard a propane torch works good on them stickers!

See what happens when you don't shower for 5 weeks. Pig's start thinkin you one of them.

Great story

Wow! I hope you heal quickly. That story made my day  

Whip-what a great story and pics! congrats on your pig too! Thanks.

Barry-Godspeed on your healing and it's a good thing your brother looks out for you!! lol

Kennyb