It's that time of the year when we all should be thinking about hearts and flours...

   

Come to think of it... I think we need to say "Happy Holidays!" in February... (there are more holidays in Feb. than in Dec.)... just think of how it might offend someone...

"Happy Valentine's Day!"... oops, sorry... "do you believe in love?"

Actually, I thought I'd send this poem to my wife:

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flappin' in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded bowrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
(it's romantic that way).

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
for to please you I strive...
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW HILL "BIG 5"!!

       

Think she'll like it?       :D

That there's funny. I don't care who you are.

BOB

Gene, that was awesome!

         Good luck!!!!

 You are something........

Now THAT is a Hallmark moment!

Haha, too funny!

Where were you thirty years ago?
Fair made me to swoon!

Killdeer

Thats way to funny!!

nice...lol

       If she likes it, She's the one. That was funny Gene      

Thats great.

That was great, love it !!

By the way (guys)... feel free to plagiarize it... (I did!... I just modified that last verse a little.)... and send it to yore own sweetheart.  (I could use a little camaraderie out there in the dog house!)

That was so Cool!!!  

That's great!
The big question is will she let you shoot her new bow?

I'm sure she'll love it.

My wifws still laughing at that, very funny.