Excellent...thanks Stumpkiller!

Travis

Stump, either you have teenage kids or spend too much time on the computer!!!! LOL!

Rusty

froggy your killing me !that was funny ,that pine tree of ralph's does spit out some nice bows!!

Froggys on vacation with lot's time on his hands hence all the widom  

Charlie those are the BEST! Are they original?

QuoteOriginally posted by Bjorn:
Charlie those are the BEST! Are they original?

As far as I know.  I made 'em up as I went along. . . er, I mean based on past experience.  But I believe the world saw them here first!

Going with stumpkiller.  

On the "big" auction site, when the seller says the bow is LH that means the bow is gripped in the left-hand. These ads are generally posted by sellers who claim to have invented archery and know so much about it they are bored and are selling off equipment they've had for many decades.  Except for editing their ad to change the bow to RH they are pretty quiet after being caught.

Oh, I have a couple just from "The Bay".

"I think it's an XXXX" - I have no clue what it is (or the decal was loose) but I see those by XXXX sell highest.

"Not really sure" - lying through my teeth but you can't prove it.

"I am not a collector and don't know" - I know my price is unrealistic but I also know there are suckers out there.  I paid $3 for it at a garage sale.

"Found in attic" - of house I was robbing.

"I'm selling this for a friend" - someone else robbed a house.

"Be sure to ask first" - you are bidding on seven pictures of a bow.

"As pictures show" - bow was dragged under a car and the side not shown is gone.

"Reserve not met" - hoping to start a frenzy and too greedy to just use "Buy It Now"

Of course there's always:
DAMIFINO - the name of my boat
FUBAR - should be self explanitory!
DILLIGAD - do I look like I give a damn  (could end with f)
LOTS MORE out there!

stumpkiller,you should be in standup comedy.the stuff you made up brightened my whole day.you cracked me up brother,steve      

Good stuff Stumpkiller--            

         

Good'n stumkiller. LOL  

Ralph,
Let me know when to expect you... me and my "little friend" will be waiting !!   :D  

Froggy

Yea Froggy,that tree is famous.

so what does "ROFLMAO" mean?

That is some good stuff right there. I don't care who you are.

ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor laughing my A off..

 

Ok, gotchya! Thanks!

 

QuoteOriginally posted by Stumpkiller:


"Some scratches" - bow was used to hit rocks in a playground by the owner's seven year old son.

That is my favorite!