The deer have all been living in the wrong state.

Next week .... or Christmas time...

I've been havin' too much fun,just stumpin'!

My job gets in the way...  

The public land I hunt is underwater due to intense flooding.  It has not opened to deer hunting yet this season.  Just doesn't seem sporting shooting a deer that's wearing a life jacket.

Besides I haven't practiced shooting while breathing through a snorkel.

Blue tongue, but it's not an excuse.