I won a B/W Long bow at the Colorado Spring meeting.  I got the E-Mail that it is on its way and will be here via UPS on Tuesday. I won't be home. I may have to go to job service and hire an illegal to sit on my front portch and sign for it..

Joe

Good for you, Joe! A fellow can use a win like that now and then! Of course, you'll be kind-enough to pop the pictures up when she arrives! Have fun!

First of all let me say Congrats!!! To bad it's coming UPS instead of the Post Office. Your Post Office will hold it if you tell them to.That way  you can  personally pick it up and sign for it. I do it all the time [2 Widows]. What The wife doesn't know won't hurt her if you get my drift.

Don't forget to pay taxes for you Illegal worker, if the IRS finds out, it will cost you more than a new BW.

Don't you mean "undocumented guest worker"LOL.

Along those same lines there was an article
(in the Miami Herald) about a "Spring Festival" that by chance? coincided with Easter week,with a "bunny?" handing out candy and "eggs?"(not Easter Egg hunt or Easter bunny). Never mind that 99% or more of the people at the event were Christian.
Sorry just had to vent!
Congrats on the bow, have a nice "barbeque day", I mean Memorial day everyone.