"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
-- Groucho Marx

Some days are diamond; some days are stone.

You can't talk your way out of something you behaved your way into.

"To all things belong the brave"

                 -----Hannibal

..... everything on the earth has a purpose, every disease an herb to
cure it, and every person a mission.

~"Eat healthy die anyway"~
~"veg-e-tarian" old Indian word for bad hunter"~
~"Greens is what food eats"~  
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"K.I.S.S." (Keep it simple stupid)

"When bear hunting, you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have outrun the guy your hunting with."

"The mountain will make ya or break ya"

"Were burnin daylight"

At a 3d shoot first target..." It was a bullseye when the arrows left my bow!"...                                

"Man, these zeros really add up!!"

Heard a friend say this while adding up his score card at archery league last week.

Lenny

Quick, hold my beer and watch this.

Daddy Honey

You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life.

From the Abbott and Costello movie, In Society...

Crazy Lady screaming at Lou Costello: "My husband is dead, he's dead!"

Lou Costello's response: "He ain't dead, lady, he's hiding!"

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"One man with courage makes a majority."
                - Andrew Jackson
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"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
                - Abraham Lincoln

"Who Needs a GPS, Why Not Just Explore?"
My 7 year old son Noah after finding out what a GPS was for the first time.

"Do You Wanna Know What The Secret To Life Is?, Go To Work And Behave!"   Howard Stern

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and loose both."Benjamin Franklin

''You can tell where your goin' by seein' where you've been, We all need to take a look back every now and then"  from the song 'Bassackward Jack'

Don't sweat the small stuff... Everything is the small stuff!

a 'little' off topic but I really got a laugh the first time I read it.

N - non
A - athletic
S - sport
C - centered
A - around
R - rednecks

and by golly I are one, I think!  

No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on.
(unknown)

Keep yer nose in the wind and yer eyes on the skyline.
Del Gue - from "Jerimiah Johnson"

And my signature below.

-Brett

This is a little long but I just read it the other day and thought it was pretty cool.


Two Wolves

One evening an old cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all.

One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith"

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed"