"You know, I left a perfectly good naked woman to come here with you today".
         

"One of those stupids must have hit me in the back of the head again."
Stolen from cyred4d in todays pow-wow post.

I got knots on the back of my head, now I know where they came from.  

A buudy that stuck his hand in the way of my gerber as I was opening a trywal container in Iraq.
Dam thats sharp!
it took alot of stitches to fix

Hunting with Gene and Barry in Iowa years ago, and in the evening Barry said, "I didn't see you at lunch today."  I told him I had stayed in my stand all day.  His reply, "OH, a company man!"

Bozara now thats funny.  

After a weekend of hunting in a 100 deg temps with an elderly buddy he threw out " good thing we didn't kill nuthen, the work would of screwed up the whole weekend"

Monty Browing spent a weekend at my house a few years back. We were talking about his stalking all those animals and he looked at me and said "It's simple. Keep the sun at your back and the wind in your face." He signed my Best of Traditional Bowhunter book with that saying. I take those words with me everytime I go out hunting.  "Keep the sun at your back and the wind in your face."

I just noticed that saying is there everytime I make a post.  

"We're gonna stack these hogs up like cord wood." My friend and fellow Tradganger Paul on a recent hog hunt.

"Yep, with all this rain those hogs are gonna be worming hard in tha mornin'!" Fellow Tradganger Brock on same hunt.

"Last person that killed an elk on this ranch with one of them bows was wearing feathers and a loin cloth" An old rancher that I bumped into while elk hunting in WY. His folks had settled the place in the 1880's.

"The more stuff you take, the more time you will spend taking care of your stuff."  

--Me explaining to my wife how I could head to a five day hunt with one bag and a bow case.

Just found this trespassing sign:

    "Prayer is the best way to meet with the    
Lord...trespassing is faster!"

QuoteOriginally posted by just_a_hunter:
I'm not going to post some of the things "ksbowman" said on our hunt but I sure hope somebody in our party does!

Todd

this is a family site....  

"Don't sweat the petty stuff...and don't pet the sweaty stuff"!!!  

nyhunter Allen "Why did you shoot my tackle box" as he returned from hunting and bowdoc was telling him how sorry he was for shooting his tackle box after shooting at a barrel and bounced off and hit the box.Bowdoc was really sorry but it was still funny although we felt sorry for Allen.This was Bear Quest III
Heading back to Bear Quest V soon yah hoo

My buddy, and fellow trad-newbie near end of a Rod Jenkins clinic... "Woo-hoo!!! I'm ready for 3D competition!!!"  

Years back on here someone posted a comment I never forgot: "You cant hit what you're trying hard not to miss!"

At my age, can't get memory banks to open before 9 and close at 3, but it has been something I think of often when I am headed toward psychin myself out on a tough shot!

Some light sleeper at Rays once stated, "I sleep light enough I can hear a mouse fart!"

Another quote I heard living in MT was:

"Only way that boy could be dumber was if'n he was a bit bigger"...or, That boy's so dumb, ya can smell it on him 2 miles off!"

I tend to resemble those comments some days!

A few of my favorites..

"Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid"
   -John Wayne

"You know, if you don't learn to work past your limitations, you will always be limited"
   -Me to a young man in need of a wake up call.

After Friend 1 tripped and fell about 20 yards down a hill. Friend 2 said, "Did you hurt yourself?" Friend 1 said quiet tone, "No, I bleed like this all the time."

If you worry too much about gear, you lose your focus in the field.
~Mark Baker


I remember looking up at my maker and saying "OK, I can take a hint". bbassi

Mickey got it right when he mentioned the smell of sage, there is nothing like a cup of fresh brewed coffee an hour before daylight with the stars so bright and clear like you could reach out and touch them, the smell of the sage on the morning air and the snorting of a distant antelope buck to stir the blood. ~Mike Yancy

Killdeer

Don't let the buggers become a grain of sand in your shoe, it makes your arrows fly left.  
~Tim Tuttle  

     

...nothing is new in this sport, and to forget...or not remember or know the past, is to basically disrespect our history.
~George Stout  

 
 

dARN CAP LOCKS.
~Ted Fry

   :D  


Killdeer