You might be a Redneck? lets see Em!

[D]

Dang what happened??

[sagebrush]

My wife got curious one day. She was out at the freezer when we first got married and reached into a garbage bag. She didn't know I had a dead raccoon in there. She was quite upset when I got home. I just laughed. Gary

[sagebrush]

You may be a redneck if you have ever bloodtrailed yourself. I usually cut myself pretty good at work every year or so. Then I head out to the truck where the steri-strips and betadyne are. When finished sometimes there is a pretty good trail to follow. Gary

[Kituwa]

LoL,i was rough cutting a piece of tool steel to machine out a part for a revolver last month.I nearly cut one finger off with a hacksaw no less.Now anyone can do that with a chainsaw, a skill saw or a table saw, but only a redneck has the skills to do that with a hacksaw! I was going to super glue it up but my wife demanded i go to the ER.Took 8 stitches.I tried to get the doc to just super glue it but she didnt think much of that idea,lol.

[Kituwa]

You guys know that a normal story starts off as,"once apon a time" and a redneck tail starts off as, "hold my beer and watch this!",lol.

[gregg dudley]

My submission in the pumpkin contest:



Don't try this at home:

[DEATHMASTER]

Fixed the power windows in the daughters car. There is a piece of plastic behind the door panel that you trash when you open it. Car was loud without it. I used a diaper pad and duck tape to make a new one. The car has never been so quiet.
Daughter calls it her redneck diaper car.

[Bear Heart]

Originally posted by Red Beastmaster:
My daughter was going through my t-shirts looking for one to wear for a messy job.

She said, "You're such a redneck, you don't have any shirts with sleeves!".

We call those "right to bare arms" shirts.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

You might just be a Red Neck if you bring your tarp and wood stove to a 3D shoot...








You might just be a red neck if you use sewer pipe, stove pipe & PVC pipe too on your home made dust collector in the shop.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

You might just be a red neck if you use appliance light bulbs for your chrono light kit....






You just might be a red neck using a painters plank for a ladder stand....

[Mudd]

If you use your broken arrows to give more color to your flower bed, the one right at the front of your driveway allowing the entire population of your town to admire the "Arrow Memorial"...lol


 

 

God bless,Mudd

PS: There us one very small L E stemmler bow in there as well.

[ermont]

Does it make you a redneck if you think "HMMM that's a good idea..." Really like the chrono light setup!

[petalumapete]

Hey Kirk,

Ya still got any of those shirts for sell?
I'm pretty sure I could make one look real good wearing it to the office.
I could be called a red neck

[twitchstick]

I wished I had a pic of this.  You might be a red neck if your cabin is a out house! One of our cabin's is an old CC corp. out house moved for a local camp ground and put on a foundation.
 

[Biggie Hoffman]

You pick a wife soley on her abilty to carry your hunting and fishinig gear

[Mudd]

Hahaha!!! Biggie I've seen this one before but the laughter still rolls when I look at it.

I think she likes her job...or is she grimacing...lol  

God bless,Mudd

[Kyle Lancaster]

Funny stuff.

[GrayRhino]

I don't remember who first posted this pic, but I saved it.  This guy has some explaining to do.

 

[HuronArcher]

Not my idea, but I think this qualifies.

[MR BILL SHORTY]

Love it