Schuster finally gets Knocked Down by Hog!

[Dirtybird]

HOGZILLA, is finally dead. Ha ha...

[gregg dudley]

Mooning hogs is not recommended at distances of under 20 yards!  Nice hog, Matt!  Glad you weren't sliced and diced.

[bawana bowman]

Matt,

Maybe this incident will have you look a little harder for that Woman with Medical insurance you can get on! Shouldn't be too hard to find!

[Greg Clark]

Very cool looking hog.

Congratulations Matt.  Next time you might want to think about just dirtying up another arrow  

[JMartin]

Great story! Congrats, and sure glad he didn't decide to "rough you up"!

[Terry Green]

Here ya go Curt.....

 

[twitchstick]

Sounds like an exciting time,thanks for the story. I still need to give hogs a try.

[Ragnarok Forge]

Hey guy,

Your gonna have to quite that regular job and get back to hunting every other day.  All of us married guys with kids need a hero to look up to and a single guy who hunts all the time is close enough to a real hero for us.  Makes us all wonder what it would be like!

[Steve H.]

BTW, I saved Shoeman's life in the Trash Can Woods when a rogue copperhead was on the loose.  One well placed arrow saved the day!

I was rewarded for my valiancy with a hog within the hour.

[Biggie Hoffman]

Yeah but I bet you still ate canned soup for supper that day....

[FerretWYO]

Great story. Glad you are ok Matt. That is a awesome hog for sure.

[RC]

Lots of folks don`t know Mat invented "Schustering". It Means...the art of camping for a week with friends and never cooking a meal....Eating good every night.lolRC

[Steve H.]

"Yeah but I bet you still ate canned soup for supper that day...."

I don't recall if that was the time Shoe almost "choked out"?  If so that menas it was the one time he brought MORE than soup!

[matt schuster]

Actually, the first time Steve came to Paradise, I fed him soup then he got a ride to town and bought two bags full of cinnamin twirls.   That's how he keeps in such good shape.   Schusterin is really just trying to keep all you guys who bring way too much food from being wasteful.   Plus I know you feel good about yourself for feeding me and then making fun of me and I am willing to do my part because I am a giver. . .

[ChuckC]

Dang !   A comment and a question..    Nice hog, that thing looks to stand waist high to you.  

Now. . .  How in the hell can you MISS a mountain like that ?
ChuckC

[PAPA BEAR]

posted by biggie:

I'd just give a dog like that away to the blind, or a family of hungry Koreans

rotflmao...thats rich..you crack me up biggie      

[joebuck]

Schuster ......your slipping....Steve got ME to go across the river and buy him 2 dozen pecan swirls. I missed i a pretty good Emu one time about 40 yards south of that trash can one morning.....nice hog shoe.......Big Red genes still at the "Dice"

[Pennsyltuckey pete]

Originally posted by RC:
Lots of folks don`t know Mat invented "Schustering". It Means...the art of camping for a week with friends and never cooking a meal....Eating good every night.lolRC

Matt obviously got the idea for that from hanging out at camp with Marty and Biggie.  I have seen lots of world class Schustering at Okeechobee.

         

pete

[Biggie Hoffman]

No Pete...Schustering started many years ago in the swamps of Georgia.
Gotta admit it seems to work pretty good for him.
One of those things were you think; "Now why didn't I think of that?"

[Biggie Hoffman]

Joebuck.....yep,