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d. ward · July 21, 2009, 11:31:00 AM

We gotta start screening these guy's a little better.NO MORE WACK JOBS.bd

Curveman · July 21, 2009, 01:31:00 PM

In case guys are wondering, that's NOT an altered photo of Matty. He came out a warp speed turbo shot from the womb and well, that's the way he looks! :D Not a bad look, but I don't think my other roomates slept a wink all week either! :D

d. ward · July 22, 2009, 10:20:00 AM

OK you rat food eating 5 hour energy drinking no typeing BSing little fart you.I hope you ai'nt signed up for next years BQ-4.
You thinken we're gonna live for 1,000 years or something.Start typeing or your gonna have to stay home next year.
I think I better call Tom about you today.bd

Grant Young · July 22, 2009, 10:23:00 AM

That's the ticket BD- sweet talk him,LOL....GY

Curveman · July 22, 2009, 12:48:00 PM

bd, I got to get a tape of you or something for the long year between BQs! It's impossible to be in a bad mood around you!

d. ward · July 22, 2009, 02:26:00 PM

whoops I'am truly sorry Matty I forgot about the break up your going through.I spoke with Grant on the phone yesterday and he said I should take it a little easier on you and be nicer.
Yeah right Grants full of it too.I ai'nt being nicer to ya laa dee daa...What did she do on her way out the door stomp on your fingers while you were on your hands and knee's begging ? good griff man I'am half a day older already again...bd

Curveman · July 22, 2009, 02:38:00 PM

BD, I swear, I could lose my family in a fire and you could still make me laugh-and I love my family! You are a tonic for this sick mind!

Bill Kissner · July 23, 2009, 11:21:00 AM

Hey Matty, its been a month since the hunt. :confused: Time to get the story out for every body to read

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PV · July 23, 2009, 12:28:00 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by the real bowdoc:
We gotta start screening these guy's a little better.NO MORE WACK JOBS.bd

Now thats a good one bd

Gatekeeper · July 23, 2009, 01:17:00 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by the real bowdoc:
whoops I'am truly sorry Matty I forgot about the break up your going through.What did she do on her way out the door stomp on your fingers while you were on your hands and knee's begging ?

Are we sure the breakup was with a girl? I'm not trying to insinuate anything...I only what to have the facts straight.

No pun intended when using the word straight.

Curveman · July 23, 2009, 07:26:00 PM

Judging from the face he posted and that tongue, it could be a different species!

Seriously Matty, you ok?

d. ward · July 23, 2009, 08:01:00 PM

Seriously Matty you OK thats funny Steve.Holy carp I'am going to start driving to Co.in the AM I bet he needs my help.Hang tight Matty I'll be there in a few days.Or better yet I'll tell your story for you buddy.
OK once apone a time there was this healthy young buck from Co.that went to Que'bec bear hunting with a group of big dog's.He was so tromatized by what he saw he never spoke again.End of story.I love ya man but where are you,your really scaring my now.bd

Matty · July 24, 2009, 12:13:00 AM

HOOOOLLYYY $#!T!! Never in my life have people ever cared to hear me talk, I pretty much ramble at people for a living Most of the time they want me to shut my trap!! See heres the problem. I have been up since 4:15 went to work till 2 sat in meetings from 2-5. had my fighting group from 5 till 8 get home eat shower now I'm spent. this goes on for days. the days i'm not fighting I'm wrestling and Juggling women. You have no Idea what it's like.. LOL

OK I'll get this ball rolling then get back to it tomorrow as it's :50 min PAST my bed time..
#1. I'm fine thanks for all the concerning emails and funny posts on my behalf, I love you guys I really do.

So My hunt started on Jan 18, 2009 at 8:27 pm (I remember cause I saved the PM I sent to Tom) All excited I decided not to hesitate with fear of missing out. So of course I committed sent him a check and hit him with a barrage of questions.
Now let me give you a little history of me and bear hunting........There isn't one. I have never bear hunted, MUCH LESS seen a bear in the wild, aside from the Staten Island Freakin' ZOO!! and that was probably when I was 7. Now for some reason I have a fear of bears, Why I have no Idea. The only thing I can come up with is the stories I read and hear from others are Nightmare-ish. From reading past BQ Posts about Uncle barry wondering if he was gonna have to shoot his way out of his tree stand to my buddy Randy (FerretWYO currently featured on the top banner) telling me he once had to punch a bear in the chest to keep it from standing on his tree stand with him in it. Now I may be small in stature But I'm no Puss. However when it comes to bears I cant deal. I am known to sleep upright with my gun in my hand staring out of my tent waiting for a bear to come get me and try to eat me like a burrito.
SO the main factor for me going to Canada was to get over this fear, secondly was to do something pretty bold Like go out of the country with a bunch of Strangers (and I mean STRANGers) to do something I really have a passion for. Plus I figure I'm not likely going to elk hunt here in Colorado, I might as well go somewhere different and have a good chance.
So my questions to tom were more like...UuuUh is there gonna be someone with me in the stand? has anyone been attacked by a bear? Will I sleep in a house because bears can tear through vinyl tents. You get the picture.... More Concern for my safety, than what the potential was that I was going to shoot a nice bear. Tom assured me that I would be in more danger of falling out of the tree than getting attacked By Boo Boo..
So the research began, I started Looking at google earth, trying to figure out where we would be (which I STILL cant figure out) and planning my travel arrangements.
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Shaun · July 24, 2009, 05:36:00 AM

Hey! Not only can he type, he's good at it!!!!! Keep it coming Matty.

d. ward · July 24, 2009, 06:40:00 AM

gee's take it easy kidd were all here with you for support......bd

Blue Monday · July 24, 2009, 07:33:00 AM

Hey Matty, If you don't contact me soon I'm going to choke you out with that slab of meat you call a tongue!

d. ward · July 24, 2009, 08:11:00 AM

Actually I'am glad he's OK.I was kind of feeling bad about giving him so much crap.....yeah right.
Wait until BQ-4 I'll let Rob take all your money on the river shoot before I stop him next year.He smoked you like a nickle cigar bud so you better get ahold of him.bd

Dick Langer · July 24, 2009, 08:34:00 AM

Hey Rob, thanks again for the great bows you made for my kids-they love them and want to shoot them all day long.

Yo Bowdoc miss you man, can't wait till next year-hell I miss all you fellas!

Tom where the F is my lonewolf...

Dick Langer · July 24, 2009, 08:35:00 AM

Sorry Dad -forgot I was on your computer

d. ward · July 24, 2009, 09:27:00 AM

Jr Lngr you need to say off Sr's pc b4 you get yourself in trouble.Where the heck you guy's been ? and as long as your here now.Whats it going to cost me to get you to burn the footage of the bowdoc doing the face plant beside the lake shore during the photo shoot ? I know you had that cam corder running then.I saw it,I was actually looking at the darn thing smiling when I triped running to get in the pics.
I know you caught the bd's belly roll on tape you slay dog you.So what's it going to cost me to get that burned ?
Oh you thought I ment like burn it onto a CD and send it to me for my grandkidd's to laugh their butt's off seeing that happen to their poor old grandpa ? not quite my brother.I ment burn it like you did you carhearts that day.Just let me know when your ready and I'll cut you a check for the master.....bd