Author Topic: You Know your getting old when....... (Read 7789 times)

Pat B · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:43:00 AM »

You know you are getting old when you read through 3 pages of "you know you are getting old" posts so you can compare notes. Pat

backwater · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:11:00 PM »

When you fart and get nothing but dust.

bentpole · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:14:00 PM »

You know your getting old when; you have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head.

Dick in Seattle · « **Reply #43 on:** August 24, 2008, 07:09:00 PM »

I knew I was getting old when I took my foster son to dinner and HE got a senior discount!

Recurve50 LBS · « **Reply #44 on:** August 24, 2008, 07:36:00 PM »

Today was my birthday so......I'm not getting older,I'm getting wiser.

You know your getting old when kids start calling you sir......

joe skipp · « **Reply #45 on:** August 24, 2008, 07:37:00 PM »

Happy Birthday Larry!! You old fart...

:eek:

sendero25 · « **Reply #46 on:** August 24, 2008, 07:45:00 PM »

When you lose hair where it used to be (the head) and grow hair where it wasn't before(ears and eyebrows) I also look for a gate instead of climbing a fence.
And how come they make pick-up truck tailgates so high up now...even on 2 wheel drive?
John

Billy · « **Reply #47 on:** August 24, 2008, 10:51:00 PM »

...when your Dad looks like Einstein and your kids look at you like you are Stupid...

Paul WA · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2008, 02:52:00 AM »

when "Beano" doesnt stop the gas...PR

Kevin Bahr · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2008, 03:12:00 AM »

When you pass up an easy shot at a deer just because it's heading AWAY from the truck...

LostNation_Larry · « **Reply #50 on:** August 25, 2008, 09:55:00 AM »

When whatever doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

Paul/KS · « **Reply #51 on:** August 25, 2008, 09:58:00 AM »

When you get old you start thinking a lot about the hereafter...
As in you walk into a room look around and think, "What am I here after...?"

Takedown · « **Reply #52 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:13:00 AM »

You know your getting old when all of your favorite hunting bows (which were made in the 50's and 60's) are still a decade or more younger than you are!

Tom Leemans · « **Reply #53 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:14:00 AM »

When you can't remember why you clicked on this topic.

coon crick · « **Reply #54 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:48:00 AM »

Last year my dad and I were squirrel hunting with my mountain cur. Dad is 80 and I am 60. The dog treed and we were walking to her about 100 yards away and came to a ditch about 4feet wide and 3feet deep. We stop and dad looks over at me and says "now what are we going to do" We stood there a second and dad realized what he had just said, we both started laughing until we had to sit down and rest.

looselystrung · « **Reply #55 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:35:00 AM »

What's worse than "getting old"

Not "getting ANY "

Don Stokes · « **Reply #56 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:11:00 PM »

I thought up a good one, but forgot it before I got to the end of the thread.

It's not too bad when you go to the refrigerator and can't remember what you wanted. It's when you can't remember what a refrigerator IS that you should start worrying.

Still can't remember, but here's another:

...when the WalMart greeters are some of your old classmates.

Paul WA · « **Reply #57 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:41:00 PM »

when you are looking for a girlfriend with Parkinsons

Ron LaClair · « **Reply #58 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:59:00 PM »

You know you're old when your friends start complaining about getting old and you're old enough to be their dad.

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bentpole · « **Reply #59 on:** August 25, 2008, 04:40:00 PM »

Happy 41ST Larry your still a young Buck!

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