You Know your getting old when.......

[joe skipp]

A TG member just PM'd me with this...
"You know your getting older when you wake up in the morning stiff....and realize...its a good thing."

[J-dog]

Better than the alternative is all I gotta say! -

I ain't old yet - so I aint got nuthin to add. After years of breaking bones when I was a teenager 0I went in to get some feel good shots in each of my shoulders and elbows. Doc said if you think you hurt now wait till you hit your forties! I am only 35 now. So I will sit here and read yalls post and see what I got to look foward to.

Later

J

[b.glass]

You know your getting old when you start getting mailings from AARP.

[mcgroundstalker]

You know you're gettin' old when... when... ummm... I Can't Remember!  :rolleyes:

... mike ...

[Earl E. Nov...mber]

I just bought an old oil lantern and told the kids I can remember when we depended on them for light..

No what does it mean though if all your hair is white and the gal at the register questions you when you ask for seniors discount???
(Sure made my day.)

[woodchucker]

You know your getting old.....

When your friends take and post pictures of ya doin "The Three Legged Boot Dance"   :rolleyes:

[Killdeer]

Dang! I gots no reply. I can only speak of what I know, and I am ignorant of this subject. Bummer!

Killdeer~clueless in the closet.  :rolleyes:

[Bill Kissner]

I suppose I'm gettin old cause I now walk 300 yards to the gate when I usta jump over the fence!

[Brian Krebs]

when you start stories by saying "back in 77" or " I remember in 82" .....

[JEFF B]

now i know why you live in fibber McGee's closet killie  :p    

[blueslfb]

You know you are getting old when the barber asks if you want the hair in your ears trimmed.

[RRock]

You know your getting old when you understand what this means, " It takes me all day to do what I used to do all day".

[Danny Rowan]

you know you are getting old when everytime you have a Dr's visit you have a new perscription.

Where's my drugs,LOL.

Danny

[bear1336]

When the bows your purchased new in the late 60's for $55.00 and hunted with now sell for $250 as collector items.

[Stone Knife]

When your favorite wool pants start getting longer  

[Killdeer]

OK, you know you are old if you know about Fibber McGee's closet!

Killdeer  

[hockey7]

I do this all the time...going upstairs to get something, then can't remember what you went up for.

[fingers]

When your wife no longer has much leverage,,, When you don't have to buy anything to get ready for the season opener,,,When you and your partner glass a big buck in a clear cut below you and both agree it is a dandy buck and then drive away,,, When your partner says, "I'm getting tired of driving! You drive the truck and let me hunt." When you learn to have a big "pee bottle" by your cot in camp.

[jacobsladder]

3 things to remember when you think your old.

1..never pass a bathroom
2..never waste a hard on
3..never trust a fart


 

[swp]

....when you pull a hamsting sitting down.