I can't sleep

[joe ashton]

Colorado bow season starts in 7 days and 13 hours... I have either sex: deer, elk and bear licenses.

I cant sleep.
Joe

[Killdeer]

I'd pick elk, but that's just me.
Never heard of a sex license.

Killdeer  
(sorry... long day.   )

[magnus]

Good luck Joe. That's a good one Killy

[Gordon Jabben]

Killdeer, I just about fell out of my chair.

[snag]

"Either" sex license Killie. He can kill a cow or a bull, buck or a doe....

[longbow fanatic 1]

Good luck, Joe! Too funny Killdeer  

[Hawkeye]

K-i-l-l-i-e !!!!!        

[Pointer]

Dont blame ya' Joe...doubt if I could either if I was you...

[amar911]

Originally posted by snag:
"Either" sex license Killie. He can kill a cow or a bull, buck or a doe....

David -- Something tells me that Kathy didn't misunderstand. She's just having a good time!    

Allan

[Doc Nock]

   

[Mudd]

At 1st I thought it was a choice...lol

Like I can have either sex, or deer or elk or bear.

It would be a tough choice..lol

God bless,Mudd

[JimL]

Hey Kat, my wife said that is a marriage license.

[magnus]

Mudd I just spit ice water all over my phone!          

[5deer]

[LKH]

Go back to basic punctuation and see what a colon means.  

What makes you think a marraige license guarantees sex??

[Autumnarcher]

Funny thing about marriage licenses, they're the only license I know of that doesnt have an expiration date. They never come up for renewal. Is that good or bad? Sorry honey, I've decided not to renew until after hunting season......