Husband and Wife hunt together

[Pine]

This husband and wife were out hunting together and the woman hadn't filled her deer tag yet .

They were in the same blind and they spotted a huge buck about 30yds.out but it was behind some thick branches .

The man said " I will carefully pull the branch out of your way and you can shoot .

" She said " I am not sure that will work . I would rather wait for it to get into the open . "

He said " you are an excellent shot with your longbow and I know you can make the shot . "

So she drew back , let fly, and the arrow touched a twig just next to her husband causing the broad head to hit him in the neck . He died almost immediately .

A few years go by and she has remarried a man that was a traditional archer as well .

They were out hunting together and a huge buck comes by but it is blocked by a branch .

Her new husband says " I will pull this branch out of the way and you can get a shot . "

She says " NO ! I can't do it ! "

He says " Sure you can your an excellent shot . "

" No ! " She says , very obviously upset and shaking .

Whats wrong ? he asked .

She said " The last time I tried to take a shot like that it was the worst day of my life . "

He asked " What happened that was so terrible ? "

She replied " I missed the biggest buck I had ever seen and didn't even get a second shot at it . "

[Hermon]

[macbow]

[Manitoba Stickflinger]

Way too much truth right there!

[Thumper Dunker]

[JB74nola]

Hahahaha

[Stump73]

[Jayrod]

Lol......classic!

[danbow]

That's pretty good!

[bowtough]

That's funny, sounds like my wife!        lol

[T-Bowhunter]

That's Funny!  

[timbermoose]

[bloodyarrow]

[BAK]

A perfect example of why not to have a wife as a hunting partner.

 

[degabe]

Now that's funny

[Bladepeek]

Could have been worse. She could have killed both her first husband AND the buck and had nobody there to share it with.

[GreyGoose]

A lady has got to have her priorities straight.

[Wiley Coyote]

Hahahahaha!!!      

[14mpg]

read that to my fiancé... she said it was disturbing anyone could think like that, should have said it as if it was a joke...  :(   My delivery was awful, I feel like Conan must feel.

[Bowwild]

I don't get it?