Treestand hunting in Depends

[limbolt]

Man I swear that guy aint right.  LOL      

[lpcjon2]

He has the only hunting camp with a diaper genie!in camo I'm sure.  

[Bonebuster]

Nothing to add.

[babs]

i cant stop laughing  thats a good one

[wapitimike1]

Wasn't me Izzy, just another depends disciple!

[String Cutter]

Wapiti, I will never..ever carry your backpack for you...

[ber643]

I read Mike's post yesterday AM before anyone else replied to it. I was going to make a "snappy" retort (though I guess they are using Velcro now). However, the more I thought about it, the more I remembered how often I have suffered serious scary moments thinking about that real possibility (in general) hovering in my rapidly aging future    :eek: . Considering it in light of how it might apply to my desire to continue hunting well past my current 75 years, I got so depressed I lost my train of thought and couldn't go near the computer for the rest of the day without getting severe tremors and an urge to take up drinking again      Thanks for tightening my bowels up for me, Mike - I ought to be good for at least another 25 years now.

(Some very funny replies here, guys.)

[lpcjon2]

The thought of stacking lincoln logs in a padded seat (like my youth) on stand doesn't work.

I can't wait for the spot and stalk with a walker thread.  

[Cottonwood]

I'm glad I put my coffee cup down before I read this, how ever, that didn't save my computer screen from the coffee I had in my mouth.

Thanks a lot.

[D. Key]

Can we please move along to something else???

I can't bear the thought of this.

[Ray Hammond]

jeepers creepers, Mike....

Please don't use your damascus knife to cut em off ya, is all I ask!!!        

I have spent the better part of 20 years teaching myself to go at 5am just for deer season purposes, don't ya know.

[Rank Bull]

I don't know. At first I thought maybe something wasn't right about this guy, but the more I think about it...He might be some sort of Mad Genius or something.

Think about all the extra hunting time!

[dragonheart]

[goldflinger]

"Help I've fallen and I can't get up"

[KentuckyTJ]

I've spent years training my body to go right after lunch time. Why didn't I think of this. You should market them in a camo version.

[Encino Man]

Just the idea chaps my butt !!  :eek:        

[Missouri CK]

Originally posted by Rank Bull:
Throw some coffee grinds in there beforehand, and you'll have yourself a nice compost pile going. It'll keep you warm too!

I was laughing already but that one was great!
Thanks Rank bull!

Great topic

[Tom Phillips]

Wapiti-Mike,
You only wear DEPENDS so your hands are free to text while you are in the treestand !!

[John Scifres]

One of my goals in life is to live long enough to make my kids change my diapers.  Payback's a beeotch.  

[Rank Bull]

Originally posted by John Scifres:
One of my goals in life is to live long enough to make my kids change my diapers.  Payback's a beeotch.    

Weren't you listening? The dream could be yours now! LOL