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Offline Ted A. Young

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2003, 07:52:00 PM »
Dean I am going to leave you alone and see if we can mis-direct this thread.    :wavey:    

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2003, 08:25:00 PM »
OK the beer evaborates off , but I just made the best BBQ drunken chicken with 4 bud tall boyz...IM man it was so good I forgot what I was talkin about.....Grillin -N- chillin...Marco#78
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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2003, 09:02:00 PM »
Marco, you suppose to cook with one and drink the other 3.  But from your post I believe you know that  :knothead:    :thumbsup:  ....Van
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Offline Liquid Amber

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2003, 10:14:00 PM »
You guys gonna' give old 'Hammerhog' the big head.  First time I was exposed to his culinary efforts, Lew and I became bloated on his practice Ostrander Lights; seems he couldn't quite get them right; Lew and I kept devouring the rejects and ran out of room about the time Dean's best efforts came out of the frying pan.  

He ain't lying about Lew.  Lew and I got a couple nice hogs between us out in a wheat field and couldn't get any closer because of the lack of cover.  I decided to help old Lew and walked out up wind and they bolted back toward him, passing about 30 or so yards out.  Lew swing on them like he would on a passing pheasant and drilled the lead hog.  Pig barely made it out of the field. He acted like it weren't nothing.

Each day at lunch, old Lew would eat jalepenas straight from the jar while I was munching granola bars.  He never broke a sweat.  Lew tough as boot.

On the last day, Dean fixed us one of his famous Cornish X hens.  Put it in one of those baking bags in the oven.  We went hunting and came back to find that he forgot to turn on the oven.  Dean and Lew had to leave for Ohio and left our host, I and the hen in the oven.  When it was done, we cut the sucker down the middle and wondered where 'dem crazy yankees was at, and why anyone would drive all that way just to kill a hog; all the while enjoying Dean's famous Cornish X hen.

That ain't all Dean forgot, but you gotta' get that from him.  I ain't telling; it might be worth another sliver of bamboo and osage one of these days.  :bigsmyl:

Offline Spudley

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #44 on: July 08, 2003, 12:18:00 AM »
Awe, go ahead liquid, tell them the underwear story!!!!  I'd love to hear it again.  Dean won't care, "I SWEAR!!!" he won't, I'm tellin ya!!!  go ahead, please!!!

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Offline trashwood

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #45 on: July 08, 2003, 08:32:00 AM »
Must be two Dean Torges'.   :p  

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2003, 08:52:00 AM »
So, Steve, has it occurred to you by now why I didn't holler for Mary to come read this thread, or call to my grandchillun to gather 'round? Let me flat out say that if you or anyone else ever does anything this "nice" again, I'm hunting you down. And bringing Lew.
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Offline Charlie Lamb

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2003, 09:05:00 AM »
Hahahaha.....sure glad I ain't no dang beacon!!   :D
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Offline Steve

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #48 on: July 08, 2003, 11:34:00 AM »
Dean, dang I shoulda known famous and infamous were so closely related ! Ah heck, I doubt these guys treat you any better in person. One observation I've made over the years is that if guys like and respect each other, they treat each other like dirt. On the other hand, if there's some dislike or animousity, then most guys are quiet and reserved concerning each other.  

  In consideration of that observation, it's obvious that you are really liked and respected by apparently LOTS of folks!

  I still appreciate the comments you made that led to this little fiasco of a thread.

  If'n ya need to give me a good slap, Get ahold of Jay Campbell and he'll help ya find me. Heck if ya swat me upside the head, I just might never wash  my head again! (Just what ya need, another smarta*s)   :smileystooges:  Steve

Offline Madpigslayer

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2003, 11:41:00 AM »
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Originally posted by Steve:
One observation I've made over the years is that if guys like and respect each other, they treat each other like dirt.
by that token,

Dean...I guess I don't much like you either.  "[tunglaff]"
...gosh this is hard.

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Offline George Tsoukalas

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #50 on: July 08, 2003, 11:46:00 AM »
Dean, is a good man. I had the pleasure of meeting and talking with him at Mojam last year. jawge

Offline Ted A. Young

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2003, 12:58:00 PM »
George must need glasses!  Dean knows I love him cause I bash him about every chance I get.  Oft times I receive a lot better than I give too.    ;)    :D  

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Offline Dean Torges

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2003, 10:09:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Charlie Lamb:
...sure glad I ain't no dang beacon!!    :D  
Can't stand it no more. Gotta set the record straight. It wasn't beacon, dammit, Charlie. It was  DEACON !
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Offline Charlie Lamb

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Re: Dean Torges - a beacon of unity and wisdom
« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2003, 11:08:00 PM »
OK Dean... got it!! But glad I ain't no dang Deacon either. (never be confused for one of those)  :D
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