This husband and wife were out hunting together and the woman hadn't filled her deer tag yet .
They were in the same blind and they spotted a huge buck about 30yds.out but it was behind some thick branches .
The man said " I will carefully pull the branch out of your way and you can shoot .
" She said " I am not sure that will work . I would rather wait for it to get into the open . "
He said " you are an excellent shot with your longbow and I know you can make the shot . "
So she drew back , let fly, and the arrow touched a twig just next to her husband causing the broad head to hit him in the neck . He died almost immediately .
A few years go by and she has remarried a man that was a traditional archer as well .
They were out hunting together and a huge buck comes by but it is blocked by a branch .
Her new husband says " I will pull this branch out of the way and you can get a shot . "
She says " NO ! I can't do it ! "
He says " Sure you can your an excellent shot . "
" No ! " She says , very obviously upset and shaking .
Whats wrong ? he asked .
She said " The last time I tried to take a shot like that it was the worst day of my life . "
He asked " What happened that was so terrible ? "
She replied " I missed the biggest buck I had ever seen and didn't even get a second shot at it . "
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Way too much truth right there!
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Hahahaha
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Lol......classic!
That's pretty good!
That's funny, sounds like my wife! :scared: :thumbsup: lol
That's Funny! :bigsmyl:
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A perfect example of why not to have a wife as a hunting partner.
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Now that's funny
Could have been worse. She could have killed both her first husband AND the buck and had nobody there to share it with.
A lady has got to have her priorities straight.
Hahahahaha!!! :clapper: :clapper:
read that to my fiancé... she said it was disturbing anyone could think like that, should have said it as if it was a joke... :( My delivery was awful, I feel like Conan must feel.
I don't get it?