This older man with a longbow walks up to the state champion unlimited freestyle bow hunter on a 3D course and says " I will bet you $1000.00 that I can beat you on this 3D course shooting 60 arrows if you will give me two I gotchas . " Well the compound shooter thought what easy money this will be and said " Your on . "
The first target the old man shot first , was a 25yd. shot , he hit about 2" out of the bull but was still in the kill zone . The compound man just laughed , knocked an arrow , hooked his release , drew back , took a deep breath and just as his finger started to squeeze the trigger the old man goosed him and yelled " I GOTCHA ! "
Well after the contest the compound man was shaking and sweatting so nervously he could hardly talk . His fans were wondering what was wrong with him and one asked " Why are you so shook up ? The compound man answered " Have you ever tried to shoot a 3D course with a guy that has one I gotcha left ? :scared:
Ha that's great.
Now that is a good one, great story. Don
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That's great!
Now thats some funny stuff right there!
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Funny, funny, funny stuff!!!
Now THAT's funny right there!!!!!
Reminds me of a fellow TradGanger and friend here...
The un-named fellow, goes to a 3-D shoot & a couple Wheely guys are snickering over his selfbow...
Our friend says, I'll bet you $100, I can make a shot that you can't make... BUT, you have to make the shot EXACTLY the way I do!!! The wheely guy chuckles & says yer on!!!"
Our friend takes his selfbow, tosses it about 30 feet in the air... walks over & wacks it against a tree... Then walks up to about 20yds, sits down cross-legged and puts 1 in the bulleye. "Your turn".....
The wheely guy looks flabbergasted!!!!! "Well, I'm NOT throwing my bow!!!!!" he said
His compound buddy just smiled & said.....
"You better throw that bow... Or open your wallet!!!"
Good stories all.
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Haha! Great read.
Bisch
Hilarious!
PERFECT!!!!!
Funny
That's funny stuff right there!
That is too funny! :laughing:
I'll bet it'd work just that way too!
Graps,
Now that's FUNNY!
Ha Ha Ha, man this is some funny stuff, thanks for sharing. Ha Ha ha
Absolutely HILARIOUS, thank you for those stories
Had a nice guy with his C bow,come into the shop.I said to him,Bet my bow is faster than yours.He looked at me,like i had 3 heads.I told him to shoot and while he was fiddlin around with his release and drawin and linin up his pins to his peep,i put 3 arrows in the bale.
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A bit off topic, but in a similar vein,
A guy all decked out in proper riding attire with his English saddle was poking fun at a cowboy's western saddle. It was too big, too heavy, too hard, too....
The cowboy just looked at him and said "I'll bet I can jump more fences with my saddle than you can rope steers with yours".
Good fun...
Great one!
hahahaha both are pretty funny stories i'll have to try that on my wheelie friends.
Love it.
Classic! I love the one about throwing and wackinf the selfbow!