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Title: You might be a Redneck? lets see Em!
Post by: joebuck on May 24, 2013, 01:42:00 PM
Here's mine..If you had to spray Fullerplast on your Gator hide this am while parents and kids drove by going to last day of school.

Little 7'er i shot with my recurve last fall on the Pearl River......

Anyone else got a Traditional Related Redneck pic?


(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/jmb1221/20130524_122509_zps25a51684.jpg)
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Post by: threeunder on May 24, 2013, 03:08:00 PM
LOL.....I'll be watching this one!

Not sure I have one to add, but I'll look.
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Post by: moleman on May 24, 2013, 05:12:00 PM
What do you do when youve got a nice deer down, with close to a mile drag ? You make a deer, rickshaw cart or as I call it,, a redneck deer cart.  
Dont laugh ya'll, you might find that this little contraption may come in handy one day.
I tie wired 8 ft 2 x 2's to the handles of an old hand truck that I had in my barn, rolled the deer on ,roped it down, stepped between the rickshaw handles, picked it up and away I went. Worked better than I ever expected. (http://%20[url=http://images.imagelinky.com/1369429697.JPG%5D%20%5Bimg%5Dhttp://images.imagelinky.com/1369429697.JPG)[/url] [/IMG]   :biglaugh:
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Post by: T-Bowhunter on May 24, 2013, 05:46:00 PM
Great idea!
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Post by: Bert Frelink on May 24, 2013, 06:10:00 PM
You might be one if you are boiling Bow Bamboo in the best fry pan you have????  :scared:  
 (http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh216/quartermoonlongbows/IMG_0223.jpg) (http://s257.photobucket.com/user/quartermoonlongbows/media/IMG_0223.jpg.html)
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Post by: Don Batten on May 24, 2013, 07:29:00 PM
A real life redneck would not be wearing a respirator and would be spraying it in the  trailer.
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Post by: Paul/KS on May 24, 2013, 07:31:00 PM
I'm going to remember that hand truck/rickshaw idea...  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Sockrsblur on May 24, 2013, 07:43:00 PM
Lol great thread!!!
I will add in on this one just can't from camp!
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Post by: on May 24, 2013, 07:45:00 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Don Batten:
A real life redneck would not be wearing a respirator and would be spraying it in the  trailer.
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bisch
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Post by: Kituwa on May 24, 2013, 07:55:00 PM
I agree with Don, a real redneck would not be wearing a respirator, he would be in his trailor spraying with a beer in one hand and enjoying the buzz from the fumes,lol.
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Post by: Don Batten on May 24, 2013, 08:01:00 PM
Here ya go. A few years ago working with my grandson on his form and potty training.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c222/526don/DSC01100.jpg)
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Post by: MCNSC on May 24, 2013, 08:13:00 PM
I didn't get a pic but sure wish I had.  A couple of years ago my  hunting buddy had stuck an arrow into his next door neighbors Christmass deer. It was one of those made from some type of vine woven. At that time the neighbor had not noticed the arrow in the deer.
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Post by: Kituwa on May 24, 2013, 08:44:00 PM
Now Don,you knew enough that a redneck wouldnt wear a resirator but you didnt know rednecks potty train their kids behind a oak tree in the yard?
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Post by: snakewood3 on May 24, 2013, 09:08:00 PM
You dry Bison sinew in the lobby of your building..

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Post by: adeeden on May 24, 2013, 10:16:00 PM
No pictures but you could be a redneck Bowhunter  if you have stood in line to take a shower inside of a double bull blind at the Cloverdale shoot....  And we will probably be doing it again in a couple weeks.
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Post by: 2treks on May 24, 2013, 10:16:00 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by snakewood3:
You dry Bison sinew in the lobby of your building..

  (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c359/snakewood3/087_zpse5507504.jpg) (http://s31.photobucket.com/user/snakewood3/media/087_zpse5507504.jpg.html)  
ON YOUR HUNTMORE 360 No less.
Cool Charles.

Only Joey would come up with a thread like this, and for some reason I think that is not the most redneck thing that has happened at the Joebuck house.

Don, That is funny.

I live to far north to play, but I will watch and enjoy.
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Post by: joebuck on May 24, 2013, 11:06:00 PM
well my wife called me a redneck!  

Double Bull Shower    :biglaugh:
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Post by: Kituwa on May 25, 2013, 12:14:00 AM
Snakewood,,that aint nuthin, you should see me skinnin snakes on the kitchin floor.Even my dogs look at me like i have lost my mind.Have to be carefull diggin in the deep freeze looking for something to lay out for supper too, lots of snakes in there waiting to be skinned.I have a piece of plywood i put most of mine on to dry, but its not long enough for some snakes so those i staple on the bathroom door in my bedroom.So,,if your wife tolerates that,,,,she might be a redneck,lol.
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Post by: Pheonixarcher on May 25, 2013, 01:38:00 AM
This should be good!  I've got so many, I wouldn't know where to begin...
No pic but, I was hunting with my cousin, when he shot a smallish doe with his .308. (I had my long bow!) I was helping him field dress by holding the front legs when I said "hold on for a second" I stepped on one leg and reached into my bag and pulled out a sandwich. I began to eat my lunch as he was up to his elbows(rookie...lol). He just looked at me as I had one leg in one hand, taking a bite with the other. I said "what?, you think it's weird that I'm eating while you're pulling the guts out of dinner?" He just shook his head. He's got a weak stomach. Lol
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Post by: chinook907 on May 25, 2013, 02:24:00 AM
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Post by: MCNSC on May 25, 2013, 07:21:00 AM
" I live too far north to play"  don't  lie now, y'all got rednecks in Mi. Heck I met three of them just last week.
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Post by: adkmountainken on May 25, 2013, 07:36:00 AM
if your treestand is 4 wheel drive....
 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/adkmountainken/jeep/jeep3.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/adkmountainken/media/jeep/jeep3.jpg.html)
 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/adkmountainken/jeep/jeepshot1.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/adkmountainken/media/jeep/jeepshot1.jpg.html)
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Post by: CJ Pearson on May 25, 2013, 08:07:00 AM
Hey I have a treestand like that!!!!
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Post by: Paul/KS on May 25, 2013, 08:15:00 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by adkmountainken:
if your treestand is 4 wheel drive....
  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/adkmountainken/jeep/jeep3.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/adkmountainken/media/jeep/jeep3.jpg.html)
  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/adkmountainken/jeep/jeepshot1.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/adkmountainken/media/jeep/jeepshot1.jpg.html)  
Nice try but I don't see any bondo, the headlights are both there, no cracks in the windshield and it's clean...
 ;)    :D
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Post by: rbcorbitt on May 25, 2013, 08:16:00 AM
Ken,

So you steer with your left foot, and ....    :biglaugh:  

Where does the safety harness attach?  ;) !!
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Post by: Butchie on May 25, 2013, 08:52:00 AM
Watch that lower limb doesn't make contact with your "stand"!   :scared:
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Post by: SELFBOW19953 on May 25, 2013, 01:43:00 PM
Didn't get pictures, but at a bow shoot a number of years ago, people were taking turns shooting out of the bucket of a boom truck, about 30" up (not me, I don't do heights!!!).  The guy in the bucket needed one more arrow, so his buddy "shot" an arrow up to him-which he caught!!  Yes, alcohol was involved.
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Post by: Sockrsblur on May 27, 2013, 11:02:00 AM
You might be a Redneck if you can make this shot! (because you pratice it!)

(http://i.imgur.com/XSedUrG.jpg)

Yes that is the classic outhouse shot!
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Post by: Sockrsblur on May 27, 2013, 11:05:00 AM
I love the treestand Adk Ken! :)
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Post by: Mudd on May 27, 2013, 11:42:00 AM
You might be a redneck if you go bear hunting in your back yard...lol

 (http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc158/mudd57/Bear%20hunt/DSC01690.jpg) (http://s218.photobucket.com/user/mudd57/media/Bear%20hunt/DSC01690.jpg.html)

 (http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc158/mudd57/Bear%20hunt/DSC01692.jpg) (http://s218.photobucket.com/user/mudd57/media/Bear%20hunt/DSC01692.jpg.html)

God bless,Mudd

PS:  (http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc158/mudd57/Bear%20hunt/th_MOV01702.jpg) (http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc158/mudd57/Bear%20hunt/MOV01702.mp4)
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Post by: David Mitchell on May 27, 2013, 01:40:00 PM
Mudd, that has to be the sign of a warped mind.   :nono:      :D
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Post by: SELFBOW19953 on May 27, 2013, 01:55:00 PM
Did you skin it out submit it to P&Y?
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Post by: manitou1 on May 27, 2013, 02:02:00 PM
I want to shoot a blond phase bear someday too Mudd.  I do hope mine will measure a bit more though! :-)
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Post by: monsterbuck on May 27, 2013, 02:22:00 PM
This is great!!!   :campfire:
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Post by: reddogge on May 27, 2013, 07:03:00 PM
You might be a redneck.....if you shot a huge doe and hung her in the muhlberry tree in the yard the day before New Years Eve and the wife comes home and says "Just great!. We have a house full of people coming tomorrow night and you have a deer hanging in the front yard."

Deer wound up being moved to a friend's barn until New Years Day.
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Post by: Duckbutt on May 27, 2013, 07:24:00 PM
... if you wanna grow up to be just like Joey!

  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Red Beastmaster on May 27, 2013, 08:05:00 PM
My daughter was going through my t-shirts looking for one to wear for a messy job.

She said, "You're such a redneck, you don't have any shirts with sleeves!".
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Post by: BrushWolf on May 27, 2013, 09:20:00 PM
How about some easter egg hunting with the kids  (http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k592/jet26photos/100_0294.jpg) (http://s1117.photobucket.com/user/jet26photos/media/100_0294.jpg.html) .  (http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k592/jet26photos/100_0293.jpg) (http://s1117.photobucket.com/user/jet26photos/media/100_0293.jpg.html)   (http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k592/jet26photos/100_0292.jpg) (http://s1117.photobucket.com/user/jet26photos/media/100_0292.jpg.html)   (http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k592/jet26photos/100_0295.jpg) (http://s1117.photobucket.com/user/jet26photos/media/100_0295.jpg.html)
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Post by: SELFBOW19953 on May 27, 2013, 09:27:00 PM
Beastmaster-my daughter didn't get upset about the tee shirts with no sleeves.  She was kind of ingracious about the shirts with just one sleeve.
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Post by: kadbow on May 27, 2013, 10:26:00 PM
You use duct tape for band aids?  (this was right at the start of archery season)

  (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b229/kadbow/IMG_1140.jpg) (http://s20.photobucket.com/user/kadbow/media/IMG_1140.jpg.html)
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Post by: D on May 27, 2013, 10:45:00 PM
Dang what happened??
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Post by: sagebrush on May 27, 2013, 11:58:00 PM
My wife got curious one day. She was out at the freezer when we first got married and reached into a garbage bag. She didn't know I had a dead raccoon in there. She was quite upset when I got home. I just laughed. Gary
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Post by: sagebrush on May 28, 2013, 12:01:00 AM
You may be a redneck if you have ever bloodtrailed yourself. I usually cut myself pretty good at work every year or so. Then I head out to the truck where the steri-strips and betadyne are. When finished sometimes there is a pretty good trail to follow. Gary
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Post by: Kituwa on May 28, 2013, 12:24:00 AM
LoL,i was rough cutting a piece of tool steel to machine out a part for a revolver last month.I nearly cut one finger off with a hacksaw no less.Now anyone can do that with a chainsaw, a skill saw or a table saw, but only a redneck has the skills to do that with a hacksaw! I was going to super glue it up but my wife demanded i go to the ER.Took 8 stitches.I tried to get the doc to just super glue it but she didnt think much of that idea,lol.
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Post by: Kituwa on May 28, 2013, 12:41:00 PM
You guys know that a normal story starts off as,"once apon a time" and a redneck tail starts off as, "hold my beer and watch this!",lol.
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Post by: gregg dudley on May 28, 2013, 09:04:00 PM
My submission in the pumpkin contest:

 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/dudleyg/archeryjackolantern_zpsd9c0b5c2.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/dudleyg/media/archeryjackolantern_zpsd9c0b5c2.jpg.html)

Don't try this at home:

 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/dudleyg/trampolinearchery_zps350d928e.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/dudleyg/media/trampolinearchery_zps350d928e.jpg.html)
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Post by: DEATHMASTER on May 28, 2013, 09:16:00 PM
Fixed the power windows in the daughters car. There is a piece of plastic behind the door panel that you trash when you open it. Car was loud without it. I used a diaper pad and duck tape to make a new one. The car has never been so quiet.
Daughter calls it her redneck diaper car.
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Post by: Bear Heart on May 28, 2013, 09:18:00 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Red Beastmaster:
My daughter was going through my t-shirts looking for one to wear for a messy job.

She said, "You're such a redneck, you don't have any shirts with sleeves!".
We call those "right to bare arms" shirts.
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Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on May 29, 2013, 01:06:00 AM
You might just be a Red Neck if you bring your tarp and wood stove to a 3D shoot...

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/Baltimore%202013/WSR%202013/SANY0033.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/Baltimore%202013/WSR%202013/SANY0033.jpg.html)

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/Baltimore%202013/WSR%202013/SANY0029.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/Baltimore%202013/WSR%202013/SANY0029.jpg.html)

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/Baltimore%202013/WSR%202013/SANY0028.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/Baltimore%202013/WSR%202013/SANY0028.jpg.html)


You might just be a red neck if you use sewer pipe, stove pipe & PVC pipe too on your home made dust collector in the shop.

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/Shop%20Pics/dustcollector019-1.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/Shop%20Pics/dustcollector019-1.jpg.html)

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/Shop%20Pics/dustcollector010-2.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/Shop%20Pics/dustcollector010-2.jpg.html)
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Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on May 29, 2013, 01:15:00 AM
You might just be a red neck if you use appliance light bulbs for your chrono light kit....

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/Shop%20Pics/Artscabinets006.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/Shop%20Pics/Artscabinets006.jpg.html)

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/Shop%20Pics/Artscabinets005.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/Shop%20Pics/Artscabinets005.jpg.html)


You just might be a red neck using a painters plank for a ladder stand....

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/3D%20pics/DSCN2362.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/3D%20pics/DSCN2362.jpg.html)

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/3D%20pics/Treestandpractice008.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/3D%20pics/Treestandpractice008.jpg.html)

 (http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/kirkll/3D%20pics/DSCN2364-1.jpg) (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kirkll/media/3D%20pics/DSCN2364-1.jpg.html)
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Post by: Mudd on May 29, 2013, 07:02:00 AM
If you use your broken arrows to give more color to your flower bed, the one right at the front of your driveway allowing the entire population of your town to admire the "Arrow Memorial"...lol


 (http://i.imgur.com/8bLdQf6.jpg)

 (http://i.imgur.com/8CT0678.jpg)

God bless,Mudd

PS: There us one very small L E stemmler bow in there as well.
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Post by: ermont on May 29, 2013, 07:41:00 AM
Does it make you a redneck if you think "HMMM that's a good idea..." Really like the chrono light setup!
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Post by: petalumapete on May 29, 2013, 07:51:00 AM
Hey Kirk,

Ya still got any of those shirts for sell?
I'm pretty sure I could make one look real good wearing it to the office.
I could be called a red neck
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Post by: twitchstick on May 29, 2013, 08:47:00 AM
I wished I had a pic of this.  You might be a red neck if your cabin is a out house! One of our cabin's is an old CC corp. out house moved for a local camp ground and put on a foundation.
  :bigsmyl:
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Post by: Biggie Hoffman on May 29, 2013, 03:25:00 PM
You pick a wife soley on her abilty to carry your hunting and fishinig gear

 (http://images.imagelinky.com/1369855488.jpg) (http://images.imagelinky.com/1369855488.jpg)
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Post by: Mudd on May 29, 2013, 03:51:00 PM
Hahaha!!! Biggie I've seen this one before but the laughter still rolls when I look at it.

I think she likes her job...or is she grimacing...lol  

God bless,Mudd
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Post by: Kyle Lancaster on May 29, 2013, 03:57:00 PM
Funny stuff.
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Post by: GrayRhino on May 29, 2013, 07:18:00 PM
I don't remember who first posted this pic, but I saved it.  This guy has some explaining to do.

  (http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n140/ryanita/copcar1-1-1_zps5ac30f4c.jpg) (http://s111.photobucket.com/user/ryanita/media/copcar1-1-1_zps5ac30f4c.jpg.html)
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Post by: HuronArcher on June 04, 2013, 07:21:00 PM
Not my idea, but I think this qualifies.
 (http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u428/huronarcher/cartgrill.jpg) (http://s1067.photobucket.com/user/huronarcher/media/cartgrill.jpg.html)
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Post by: MR BILL SHORTY on June 04, 2013, 07:27:00 PM
Love it   :laughing:
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Post by: gregg dudley on June 04, 2013, 08:05:00 PM
I laugh out loud every time I see that picture, Biggie!
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Post by: Kingsnake on June 04, 2013, 08:13:00 PM
http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg575/Doug_Simon/footcut20120729.jpg

You try to kick-start a 175 grain Woodsman Elite!
(Almost one year ago...)

  :banghead:

Kingsnake
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Post by: moleman on June 04, 2013, 08:19:00 PM
You might be a Redneck if you feel the need to check wind direction before shooting and you dont have a flag or a wind sock handy, so you use what ya got. (http://%20[url=http://images.imagelinky.com/1370391452.JPG%5D%20%5Bimg%5Dhttp://images.imagelinky.com/1370391452.JPG)[/url] [/IMG]
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