....Deer management to the wife. Just before an evening hunt, Patty asks:
"Your not going to kill any of those does are you?"
"Why?"..was my reply.
"I like seeing them and the young ones..."
So...I couldn't resist...
"Listen, the ones to take...uh...are like you. Old...past their prime and don't bre.." :eek:
WOW...I learned I can still duck a flying remote and fly down to the shop in less than 3 seconds!
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As I walked across the yard I heard knocking on the big window...there she was practicing her sign language on me....and there wasn't any doubt in my mind what those hand signals meant. :thumbsup:
Joe, we talked a lot about you this weekend.
Good luck in the field and in the Dog house!
Go Git'em Skipper!!!!! :bigsmyl:
oh not good i just read that to the wife and she asked if you had a death wish . and then something about my cloths being out in the yard loosly scattered lol.
Scott
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One of the best "Advice" columns i've read! :D
Oddly enough, my wife didn't find that nearly as funny as I did. :(
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You don't plan on sleeping in the house. :laughing:
I am guessing the "don't bre.." part will apply to YOU tonight , too, Joe!!! :saywhat:
I won't read that to my wife then....
going to be a long COLD winter bro....
LOL, I think I will keep that to myself Joe
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OMG...that is hilarious...stupid to a point, but hilarious!
I thought a seasoned veteran like you would know better...
LOL... why do I feel like someone is tuggin on my left leg, eh???!
Just as well go huntin Joe,its not gonna be nice around the house for a while..LOL. :bigsmyl:
My wife has a gun....RC
Rofl, almost died reading that!
point the sharp end at the deer :p
it seems you may need some advise on the basics.
probably to little to late though.
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I would repeat that comment under my roof, if I wasn't...... afraid!!!!!! LOL!!!!
You might want to come back to the house every two hours or so to make sure your house key still works :biglaugh:
Great story Joe!
Are you going to toss your hat in before you enter to see if it stays in the house?
Billy
Good stuff! Too funny.
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Did you tune her out bro :bigsmyl:
Better sleep with one eye open and on your front. :scared:
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To funny Joe but fast food gets old after a while.
I bet the hand signs indicated you are number 1. Right?
I sure like learning lessons from OTHER men's mistakes. It is so much easier. Thanks.
Funny stuff!
Made me laugh!!
Yep that was a good one. I'm still smilin'.
Let me say, I had to find a way to "jump start" my wife's spirit alittle. Needed a way to raise a little hell our home.
We have been tied down as my 98 yr old mom is still "clinging to life" and every day is an adventure. Now, my one month old grandson has been in Albany Medical Center past week with health issues. Although I have put some venison in the freezer, my time afield has been 2 hrs in the am and pm.
So anytime I can lighten up the atmosphere here, I take full advantage....and Charlie...yes...she's not the only person who feels I'm number one... :dunno:
OMG Joe! I laughed so hard, had to change my under shorts! :laughing: That being said, hope all goes well with the little one and best wishes about mom...
... mike ...
Either your #1, or she thinks you need to shoot 11 to take care of the management part.
Might need to ask her for clarification....
I don't know how I missed this one!? Joe, I have some extra front line to keep fleas and ticks off while you sleep outside for the fall.
Sometimes you just gotta take the bull by the horns.
Just don't tell my wife I said that.
Hey Joe... Were those hand signals indicating you are still number one?
The bad thing about this is the "does" have very looooong memories. This could come back to haunt you when you least expect it bro.... :biglaugh:
What Kirk said... I remember my Dad's generation saying women were "hysterical", but I find throughout my life, they're more "historical" and will drag up an offense from 22 months ago and somehow wedge it into today's argument about something irrelevant.
I echo those wishes for handling your dear aged Mom...I visited my dad daily for over 2 years till he finally gave up and went "home" mid April... it's tiring, but it's the right thing to do.
Good luck with the tyke pulling thru!
If you need excitement, rather than risk matrimonial tranquility, you could try whizzin on high voltage lines, perhaps!
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Joe, you ain't wrapped too tight, boy. There are some things that you just don't say to a woman ... whether its true or not.
My wife gave a chuckle when I reed her this.
That was a GREAT comeback to someone putting restraints on you.
I am glad it was you not me but FUNNY!
Well I never! Some women just don't have a sence of humor!lol Best of luck to ya sir!! I know it's hard as I took care of my Mom AND Dad (moved them in with me) in their failing years (5 for Dad and 9 for Mom). I felt like I owed them that much and more for all the things they did for me. Hope your grandson heals quickly!
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