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Title: We need to coin a new word
Post by: Mojostick on March 15, 2011, 12:47:00 PM
I believe we all know the phenomenon for which we need a new descriptive term for. Perhaps a play on native people's words may work? Or a mix of other common words.

The word I'm looking for decribes when you're sitting on stand for hours, looking at the same forest. You've looked at a said, smallish deer sized stump 100 times over the hours. But as dusk fades in, suddendly you glance at the same stump, you get that silent "deer!" flinch and you think it's a deer, even though you know it's the stump. As the light fades more, you may even glass the stump that you know is a stump because it looks so much like a deer, but you "know" it's a stump because you've looked at it 100 times with the last few hours.

Or, the big oak leafs by the rotting log with the big leafless branch sticking up over it, that also as light fades, the oak leafs becomes a deer's ears, and the knots on the log become the ring of a deer nose and an eyeball, the dead brach becomes a decent rack and you flich when you glance at it because now it looks like a deer's face and rack, that's been bedded in front of you the last 3 hours. But all the while, you've looked at that same log many, many times.

I was thinking something like "deerja-vu". LOL

Any other good thoughts for a word to simplify this hunting phenomenon?
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Post by: Tree Rat on March 15, 2011, 12:57:00 PM
I don't have a name for that particular occasion, but locally we have "windwalkers."

They're the deer that are so smart that they can hide right in front of you while "know" it is there because you can hear it. They make sounds so slight that you look and look and look until you finally find that one single solitary leaf moving in an imperceptible breeze 50 yards away.
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Post by: straitera on March 15, 2011, 01:27:00 PM
deerage (deer oj)
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Post by: bornagainbowhunter on March 15, 2011, 01:32:00 PM
hope.
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Post by: Thumper Dunker on March 15, 2011, 01:33:00 PM
The squirrel or rabbit that you make a pefect shot on and it shatters your arrow when you hit it. Rock rodent. deerage I like that.
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Post by: Gen273 on March 15, 2011, 01:41:00 PM
"shape shifter"
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Post by: Stumpkiller on March 15, 2011, 01:49:00 PM
There's a name for that effect that escapes me (all that money on BS degree in human behavior wasted).  The same reason folks who want to see ghosts and UFOs often do.  Your brain accomidates your desire and interprets what the eyes are transmitting.

Oh oh.  Bad news for you . . .

 
QuoteSundown Syndrome
Sundown syndrome is also called as sundowning syndrome in the medical language. This medical condition occurs especially during the late afternoon, evening and night. Sundowning syndrome occurs with the people who are already suffering from dementia, alzheimer's disease, psychosis etc. Visual hallucinations and auditory hallucinations are the prime symptoms of the sundown syndrome.
Guess we could call them "Sundown Bucks"
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Post by: arrowslinger22 on March 15, 2011, 01:52:00 PM
Sundown Syndrome, got it, earned it, getting old is not for sissies.
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Post by: Mike Theis on March 15, 2011, 01:57:00 PM
"Whitetail Mind Meld"?

"Doe-duper"?
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Post by: on March 15, 2011, 02:00:00 PM
I saw a silver UFO out deer hunting at sundown.  It came down real slow and it was huge.  It turned ever so lightly as it descended, to get a better look at me or something.  As it got low I noticed that it was getting smaller, it settled on the field not thirty yards out from me.  It just sat there about three inches off the ground.  I noticed it had a strange inscription on one side, it said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".  Is that the same thing as the "mad cow"?  I have  the mad cow.
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Post by: LimBender on March 15, 2011, 02:25:00 PM
Mojo,

That is a common affliction.

They are "inanimate low-light eye grabbers" when scanning the woods.
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Post by: Pat B on March 15, 2011, 02:34:00 PM
I don't know what it is called but it has stumped me many times. Wishful thinking perhaps!
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Post by: olddogrib on March 15, 2011, 02:59:00 PM
Paranormanimal! As soon as I feel silly enough to make myself quit looking, it's guaranteed to be the exact place the deer will appear and be the last clear shot it offers.
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Post by: kadbow on March 15, 2011, 03:19:00 PM
Wishful Seeing
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Post by: treetoppredator on March 15, 2011, 03:25:00 PM
I like this thread. Reading the responses makes me feel more normal, I thought that I might be the only person that tried to make deer out of things in the woods, when deep down you know that its really a stump, leaf, blowdown sort of thing, you still check it just to make sure!  :dunno:
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Post by: Bill Carlsen on March 15, 2011, 03:28:00 PM
Wishful thinking.... perceptual optimism....delusional visualization.
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Post by: Killdeer on March 15, 2011, 03:28:00 PM
Pavan, how can you spin a story like that? You have no proof that the UFO was deer hunting. It might have been out looking for a place to "park", a Taco Bell, or the recycling center.

Those dang stumps, snags and shriveled oak leaves that won't fall until spring have kept me looking stupid for more hours than I care to admit.

I look stupid the rest of the time because it just comes naturally.
Killdeer   :banghead:
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Post by: Stumpkiller on March 15, 2011, 03:28:00 PM
Found it!

"Lusus Naturae"  Literally means jokes of nature.  Some people call it "Tricks of the light."

Like when folks see the outline of an old man's face in the rocks of a cliff, a mountain on Mars or You Know Who's face on a piece of toast.  Our primate brains assign something like 60% of all our conscious capacity in interpreting facial expressions or facial recognition on/of other people; so your brain is hardcoated to treat everything it sees first as a face, then to assimilate it to something you have seen before, and finally if that fails to register it as new information.  

Being a hunter you (and most of us here) are processing our surroundings for deer or bits of deer.  So guess what our brain tells us.  Just as amazing is when you catch something that alerts you out of the corner of your eye and it turns out to be part of a deer.
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Post by: on March 15, 2011, 03:53:00 PM
I have noticed that the guys that ride around and drink beer while they are shotgun hunting for deer see way more numbers of giant bucks than the ones that get out of their pickups to hunt and leave the beer at home.  Oh yes, Killdeer, I put a blunt right through that "happy birthday' ufo and put in my pocket, but I did not have a tag for it.
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Post by: Killdeer on March 15, 2011, 04:02:00 PM
ICEd it, so to speak.
(A little Migra humor.   :D  )

Killdeer
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Post by: Froggy on March 15, 2011, 04:07:00 PM
Buttus Hurtus From Sitting Too Longus And Not Seeing Nothingus !!   :D
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Post by: joe ashton on March 15, 2011, 04:13:00 PM
I like that one time in a zillion when, for the 102nd time you look at it, it is  a DEER... what the hey??
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Post by: swamper on March 15, 2011, 04:13:00 PM
was'nt there a thing called early blur
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Post by: swamper on March 15, 2011, 04:14:00 PM
was'nt there a thing called early blur
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Post by: on March 15, 2011, 04:24:00 PM
The first day I ever went deer hunting.  I had my Ben Pearson Gamester a Quickee quiver with four half sharpened and exposed Bear broadheads, a 14 year old on an adventure.  Heading for where i wanted to hunt I saw a huge buck with crazy antlers an hour before sunup.  i froze in my tracks, pinned down in a low spot in the grass.  I could tell that it turned to look at me when I repositioned myself because my knees were getting sore, but I stayed low and motionless.  Finally when it was getting lighter I thought it was time for a stalk.  I gained 15 yards on it in the twilight just to see it was a giant dead cottonwood tree on a hill a half mile away.  Later as the sun was coming up, it got windy and I got cold sitting in my blind made with branches a burlap curtain, so I started a fire. After a while I could not reach anymore handy sticks so I started robbing them from my blind.  Burlap burns good.  Then without warning a duck came off the river miscalculated his flight and took himself half out of the air when he hit tree branches over my head.  It scared me half to death.  That was real and it was the only game I saw that morning.  Apparently I have had the mad cow for years.
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Post by: Doc Nock on March 15, 2011, 05:05:00 PM
Man, of all the austere knowledge and talent on this site and here nobody has pointed out the obvious!

Deer are sub-terrainian. The have tunnels all through the woods...and they just really do pop up places and then disappear again...without a sound!

No, really!!! How else can you explain there are 6" of dried popcorn leaves everywhere and every chipmunk sounds like an elephant...and then out of nowhere, there stands a deer looking straight at you?

Tunnels! I'm tellin ya now, gospel!  Just like in Nam... networks of tunnels everywhere and them danged ungulates just ease on up outa the ground and "appear"... and when you raise your binocs, they just ooze back on down right where the stump was!

Trust me. I'd not blow smoke on sumpin this important...

 :rolleyes:    :bigsmyl:
Title: Re: We need to coin a new word
Post by: hayslope on March 15, 2011, 05:13:00 PM
"quis ut"

or in other words.......whatszat?

 :archer:
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Post by: Bowwild on March 15, 2011, 05:31:00 PM
I was so convinced I saw a polar bear in central Indiana when I was a teenager (on a campout) even my buddies ran away from it with me. The next morning we found a large white-boled Sycamore tree where tracks should have been!

We didn't notice the Sycamore tree when it was dark.
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Post by: FightingCelt on March 15, 2011, 05:31:00 PM
Ninja Deer...they seem to fade into the darkness of the tree-shadow while evertempting to cause you...well you know....it's there but it ain't!
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Post by: on March 15, 2011, 05:48:00 PM
You have all heard of the mystical jackalope, what would you call a cross between a woodchuck and a whitetail.  Apparently Iowa has a bunch of them.  I have seen some mysterious large holes around here.
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Post by: Recurve50 LBS on March 15, 2011, 05:53:00 PM
Wishful thinking sounds right to me
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Post by: BoonRoto on March 15, 2011, 05:58:00 PM
Some of you guys are clever, lol.
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Post by: Two Wolves on March 15, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Deer are only a shade darker than air so as far as I am concerned, it is always deer. They just fade out.
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Post by: waiting4fall on March 15, 2011, 08:56:00 PM
"Oculardeergeneration"!
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Post by: Friend on March 15, 2011, 09:00:00 PM
Double 'H' for 'Hunter's hallucinogen'
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Post by: speedbump on March 15, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
I like it "Oculardeergeneration"!
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Post by: speedbump on March 15, 2011, 09:59:00 PM
or Maculardeergeneration might be better!
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Post by: j_haus on March 15, 2011, 11:10:00 PM
How about deermentia or schiz-doe-phrania?  I'm just glad I'm not the only one who suffers from it.
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Post by: Hot Hap on March 15, 2011, 11:12:00 PM
I don't know what it's called, but my 41 year old son has a bad case of it.

Hap
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Post by: boznarras on March 15, 2011, 11:20:00 PM
I have seen drift logs on a shore line that looked a lot like a deer shape, and when I walked up to them found bullet holes in them.
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Post by: Over&Under on March 16, 2011, 12:29:00 AM
How bout

Deer-ipheral vision
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Post by: Slinging 24/7 on March 16, 2011, 01:10:00 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Over&Under:
How bout

Deer-ipheral vision
That's awesome!

What a sweet thread! I know everyone in my crew has a bad case of this sickness and have yet to hear of a cure...lol
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Post by: Bonebuster on March 16, 2011, 07:24:00 AM
I know EXACTLY the feeling you describe Mojostick, and don`t have a vocabulary capable of naming it.

I DO KNOW, that the same scenario is multiplied if you go out and call coyotes at night. EVERYTHING turns into a coyote responding to your calls when you hunt at night.

There simply has to be a word for it.
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Post by: bornagainbowhunter on March 16, 2011, 07:39:00 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by pavan:
  Is that the same thing as the "mad cow"?  I have  the mad cow.
That has got to be one of the funniest statements I have ever heard.  People are looking at me like I am stupid for laughing out loud at my computer!!

God Bless,
Nathan
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Post by: Clint B. on March 16, 2011, 08:26:00 AM
Deerlusional behavior.  :)  Clint
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Post by: Don Stokes on March 16, 2011, 08:30:00 AM
I decided years ago that deer, especially big bucks, have the ability go become invisible at will.

When I was a very young and inexperienced teenager, I actually shot an imaginary deer with my .410 slug. That's the best reason I can think of for not letting kids hunt alone. I still get the willys just thinking about what could have happened.

I vote for olddogrib's paranormanimal.
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Post by: last arrow on March 16, 2011, 08:50:00 AM
I have a stump just like that in the woods about 75 yards out my back window. I can only see the stump in the winter when the leaves are of the trees. I will glance out the window and think DEER.  Then look closer and realize it is the stump.  The odd thing is, that about once a month,  I will look out and 3 deer will be bedded around the stump.  So I keep watching it expecting to see deer.
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Post by: Stumpkiller on March 16, 2011, 09:32:00 AM
I think so far J_Haus' "Deermentia" is the frontrunner.     :biglaugh:
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Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on March 16, 2011, 09:40:00 AM
Oooops
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Post by: Mojostick on March 16, 2011, 10:05:00 AM
The key to the phenom is, you KNOW what you're looking at isn't a deer, or a coyote or whatever, because you've already checked it out in good light and wrote it off to being a "stump deer". But then either at first light or last light, your mind plays tricks on you because, even though you already wrote off the stump as a stump, in low light, you think "man, that's gotta be a fricken deer" and you glass it anyway, when sane judgement tells you that you already know it's a stump or whatever, because you already glassed 3 times in the last 3 hours. That's the goofy part. LOL
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Post by: on March 16, 2011, 10:11:00 AM
What do you call the deer that just appear from out of no where at the same scene you have been staring at all morning?  I can see them real easy when they snort and bust with their tails flying, but I have had it more than once that just all of a sudden there is a deer right in front of me getting ready to bust.  I know more of the mad cow.
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Post by: far rider on March 16, 2011, 10:56:00 AM
:biglaugh:  
My son's a linguist, I'll get him working on it!

Tree topper, I was thinking the same thing!
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Post by: sidebuster on March 16, 2011, 10:59:00 AM
Metamorphic game
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Post by: Over&Under on March 16, 2011, 11:12:00 AM
Its kinda like a mirage - an "animirage"