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Title: Hearts & Flours...
Post by: Kapellmeister on February 11, 2011, 02:15:00 PM
It's that time of the year when we all should be thinking about hearts and flours...

   (http://www.honest-food.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/seared-heart.jpg)

Come to think of it... I think we need to say "Happy Holidays!" in February... (there are more holidays in Feb. than in Dec.)... just think of how it might offend someone...

"Happy Valentine's Day!"... oops, sorry... "do you believe in love?"

Actually, I thought I'd send this poem to my wife:

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flappin' in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded bowrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
(it's romantic that way).

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
for to please you I strive...
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW HILL "BIG 5"!!


     (http://www.huntingnet.com/forum/upfiles/10392/850ECB80B66F40C895BDB892686B2646.jpg)  

Think she'll like it?       :D
Title: Re: Hearts & Flours...
Post by: ArkyBob on February 11, 2011, 02:22:00 PM
That there's funny. I don't care who you are.

BOB
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Post by: carpenter on February 11, 2011, 02:33:00 PM
Gene, that was awesome!
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Post by: Canadabowyer on February 11, 2011, 02:44:00 PM
:laughing:    :laughing:    :laughing:  Good luck!!!!
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Post by: ron w on February 11, 2011, 02:56:00 PM
:saywhat:  You are something........
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Post by: Hermon on February 11, 2011, 02:59:00 PM
Now THAT is a Hallmark moment!
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Post by: wbyrd on February 11, 2011, 03:07:00 PM
Haha, too funny!
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Post by: Killdeer on February 11, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
Where were you thirty years ago?
Fair made me to swoon!

Killdeer (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/Killdeer/TG%20Uploads/Oddball/CupidIsDead.jpg)
Title: Re: Hearts & Flours...
Post by: Kapellmeister on February 11, 2011, 03:16:00 PM
;)
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Post by: Wannabe1 on February 11, 2011, 03:17:00 PM
:thumbsup:
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Post by: GREATBROWNKNOCKEMDOWN on February 11, 2011, 03:37:00 PM
Thats way to funny!!
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Post by: Zradix on February 11, 2011, 03:51:00 PM
nice...lol
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Post by: Ragin Bull on February 11, 2011, 03:52:00 PM
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    If she likes it, She's the one. That was funny Gene  :laughing:    :laughing:
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Post by: Thumper Dunker on February 11, 2011, 04:03:00 PM
Thats great.
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Post by: sleepyhollow on February 11, 2011, 04:07:00 PM
That was great, love it !!
Title: Re: Hearts & Flours...
Post by: Kapellmeister on February 11, 2011, 04:31:00 PM
By the way (guys)... feel free to plagiarize it... (I did!... I just modified that last verse a little.)... and send it to yore own sweetheart.  (I could use a little camaraderie out there in the dog house!)
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Post by: Son of Texas on February 11, 2011, 04:36:00 PM
That was so Cool!!!   :clapper:
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Post by: NewtoTrad2008 on February 11, 2011, 04:47:00 PM
That's great!
The big question is will she let you shoot her new bow?
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Post by: GRINCH on February 11, 2011, 08:06:00 PM
I'm sure she'll love it.
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Post by: pauljr on February 11, 2011, 08:06:00 PM
My wifws still laughing at that, very funny.
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Post by: glass76 on February 11, 2011, 09:10:00 PM
:laughing:     :laughing:    :laughing:    :laughing:
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Post by: LONGSTYKES on February 11, 2011, 09:26:00 PM
Too funny, I think my wife like to trade me in.
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Post by: limbolt on February 11, 2011, 09:41:00 PM
Straight from the heart,too funny,thanks for sharing.  :thumbsup:    :thumbsup:
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Post by: landman on February 11, 2011, 10:57:00 PM
touching.
Title: Re: Hearts & Flours...
Post by: on February 12, 2011, 02:08:00 AM
:thumbsup:     :thumbsup: