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Title: Treestand hunting in Depends
Post by: wapitimike1 on November 07, 2010, 06:09:00 AM: You guy's ever try these things. There great, you don't have to bring a bottle or climb out. They handle a pot of coffie half a can of spam with Hormel chille and two cans of Shlitz! Never need to get out again!
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Post by: LV2HUNT on November 07, 2010, 06:41:00 AM: Thanks, I put so much effort into potty training the first time I think I will stick with a bottle and bush ;) .
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Post by: YORNOC on November 07, 2010, 06:50:00 AM: I would think if you chew tobacco, you could just pull the edge out and spit in there too! Sounds good!
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Post by: BUFF on November 07, 2010, 06:52:00 AM: :help: :help: :help:
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Post by: lpcjon2 on November 07, 2010, 08:55:00 AM: Doesn't the crackle of the diaper give away your position.
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Post by: 2 Barrels on November 07, 2010, 08:57:00 AM: Thats the best hunting tip i ever heard.My only question is.Do you change it your self or have your hunting buddy help you.While you lay on the hood of the truck.LOL
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Post by: frassettor on November 07, 2010, 09:03:00 AM: Please tell me your kidding.. :pray:
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Post by: Osagetree on November 07, 2010, 09:07:00 AM: :confused:
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Post by: NoCams on November 07, 2010, 09:16:00 AM: Think I will leave that to the NASA astronauts !
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Post by: wv lungbuster on November 07, 2010, 09:18:00 AM: :scared: I really don't know about that feller.
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Post by: Dave Lay on November 07, 2010, 09:30:00 AM: OH HELL NO !!!!!!
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Post by: non-typical on November 07, 2010, 09:58:00 AM: Dump in a bottle of Doe In Heat ....who needs scent wicks!
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Post by: tex-archer on November 07, 2010, 10:04:00 AM: :laughing:
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Post by: bloodyarrow on November 07, 2010, 10:22:00 AM: :eek: :biglaugh:
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Post by: B/W lvr on November 07, 2010, 10:29:00 AM: NEVER NEVER NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Frank
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Post by: Red Tailed Hawk on November 07, 2010, 10:35:00 AM: When I first read the headline I was hoping depends was the town you hunted in.
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Post by: Don Stokes on November 07, 2010, 10:37:00 AM: Make sure you get the heavy-duty, overnight ones. The regular ones don't hold enough.
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Post by: Izzy on November 07, 2010, 11:14:00 AM: Thats old news, Ive been doing that for years. :rolleyes:
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Post by: ishiwannabe on November 07, 2010, 11:46:00 AM: Gotta get the coffee off the monitor now.... :biglaugh:
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Post by: Rank Bull on November 07, 2010, 11:46:00 AM: Throw some coffee grinds in there beforehand, and you'll have yourself a nice compost pile going. It'll keep you warm too!
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Post by: dragonheart on November 07, 2010, 11:48:00 AM: Oh my! I about fell out of my chair laughing at this. I don't know about that feller either!!!
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Post by: Guru on November 07, 2010, 12:14:00 PM: You're too much buddy :biglaugh:
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Post by: olddogrib on November 07, 2010, 12:21:00 PM: TMI...TMI...TMI
While my golden years are rapidly approaching, if I ever consider something like that y'all can rest assured it will be out of necessity and not convenience. (Human urine spooking deer is a myth, human scent spooking deer isn't)

I.P.Freely
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Post by: bentpole on November 07, 2010, 12:33:00 PM: :laughing: Your kiddin right!!?? :dunno:
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Post by: jsweka on November 07, 2010, 12:38:00 PM: My wife and I are still trying to get our son not to go #2 in his pants (He's got #1 down). I doubt she'd be too happy with two of us still in diapers.

I don't consider it a real hunting season until I have contractions while on stand and have to climb down. Just part of the whole outdoor experience.
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Post by: PV on November 07, 2010, 01:00:00 PM: You ain't right Mike, but we knew that :bigsmyl:

Thanks for the :biglaugh:
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Post by: on November 07, 2010, 01:28:00 PM: Save it for your garden. Since I am a doctor of head cases, I need to ask. How does that make you feel? Did your mother take good care of you when you were a child? I would bet, she would not change your diaper today.
jsweka, some time ago when my daughter was trying to get my grandson to use the big potty. I thought since he had no problem whizzing outside, just maybe if they potty trained him outside it would work. My daughter would have no part of that. Now after successfully potty training him, indoors, he got caught going, out in the back acreage twice. when scolding him about it his defense was "Gram-pa said I could, so there, but it's okay the dog ate it."
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Post by: buckster on November 07, 2010, 02:58:00 PM: You definitely ain't right, but I give you a 10 for creativity!
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Post by: David Mitchell on November 07, 2010, 03:03:00 PM: :eek: :nono:
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Post by: steve schrank on November 07, 2010, 03:09:00 PM: hey just take a portapoddy with you
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Post by: larry on November 07, 2010, 03:12:00 PM: I knew that guy wasn't quite right the first time I met him... :saywhat: :eek: :knothead:
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Post by: Izzy on November 07, 2010, 04:04:00 PM: Mike, I recall a story that Bahrzoo told at the last Muzzy Shoot. It occurs to me that you might be that guy he was talking about .
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Post by: lpcjon2 on November 07, 2010, 04:07:00 PM: Who's gonna start the diaper rash how to thread. :goldtooth: :laughing:
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Post by: Li'L Jon on November 07, 2010, 04:25:00 PM: This is a trick question....right?

Or are we now in a cartoon?
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Post by: BUFF on November 07, 2010, 05:03:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by 2 Barrels:
Thats the best hunting tip i ever heard.My only question is.Do you change it your self or have your hunting buddy help you.While you lay on the hood of the truck.LOL
that may be the funniest thing I have ever read here
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Post by: GingivitisKahn on November 07, 2010, 05:24:00 PM: Lol yikes. Do they make Depends with SentLok?
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Post by: hickry on November 07, 2010, 05:35:00 PM: Wapiti... some of these guys say that you ain't right... but i say you're RIGHT ON! It's pretty typical for genius types to be misunderstood...
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Post by: Mojo Rising on November 07, 2010, 06:16:00 PM: :confused:
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Post by: southpawshooter on November 07, 2010, 06:34:00 PM: Now that's really thinking outside the box, litter box that is LOL
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Post by: DannyBows on November 07, 2010, 06:49:00 PM: First the "Crappy Thread', and now this. You guys are scarin' me! Lol!

Good one 2 Barrels!

"Thats the best hunting tip i ever heard.My only question is.Do you change it your self or have your hunting buddy help you.While you lay on the hood of the truck.LOL"

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Post by: limbolt on November 07, 2010, 07:16:00 PM: Man I swear that guy aint right. LOL :biglaugh: :laughing:
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Post by: lpcjon2 on November 07, 2010, 07:32:00 PM: He has the only hunting camp with a diaper genie!in camo I'm sure. :laughing:
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Post by: Bonebuster on November 07, 2010, 07:56:00 PM: Nothing to add.
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Post by: babs on November 08, 2010, 01:51:00 AM: i cant stop laughing thats a good one
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Post by: wapitimike1 on November 08, 2010, 05:40:00 AM: Wasn't me Izzy, just another depends disciple!
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Post by: String Cutter on November 08, 2010, 05:58:00 AM: Wapiti, I will never..ever carry your backpack for you...
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Post by: ber643 on November 08, 2010, 07:16:00 AM: I read Mike's post yesterday AM before anyone else replied to it. I was going to make a "snappy" retort (though I guess they are using Velcro now). However, the more I thought about it, the more I remembered how often I have suffered serious scary moments thinking about that real possibility (in general) hovering in my rapidly aging future :eek: . Considering it in light of how it might apply to my desire to continue hunting well past my current 75 years, I got so depressed I lost my train of thought and couldn't go near the computer for the rest of the day without getting severe tremors and an urge to take up drinking again ;) Thanks for tightening my bowels up for me, Mike - I ought to be good for at least another 25 years now.

(Some very funny replies here, guys.)
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Post by: lpcjon2 on November 08, 2010, 08:45:00 AM: The thought of stacking lincoln logs in a padded seat (like my youth) on stand doesn't work.

I can't wait for the spot and stalk with a walker thread. :goldtooth:
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Post by: Cottonwood on November 08, 2010, 09:21:00 AM: I'm glad I put my coffee cup down before I read this, how ever, that didn't save my computer screen from the coffee I had in my mouth.

Thanks a lot.
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Post by: D. Key on November 08, 2010, 09:25:00 AM: Can we please move along to something else???

I can't bear the thought of this.
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Post by: Ray Hammond on November 08, 2010, 12:29:00 PM: jeepers creepers, Mike....

Please don't use your damascus knife to cut em off ya, is all I ask!!! :laughing: :laughing:

I have spent the better part of 20 years teaching myself to go at 5am just for deer season purposes, don't ya know.
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Post by: Rank Bull on November 08, 2010, 01:10:00 PM: I don't know. At first I thought maybe something wasn't right about this guy, but the more I think about it...He might be some sort of Mad Genius or something.

Think about all the extra hunting time!
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Post by: dragonheart on November 08, 2010, 01:15:00 PM
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Post by: goldflinger on November 08, 2010, 01:22:00 PM: "Help I've fallen and I can't get up"
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Post by: KentuckyTJ on November 08, 2010, 01:27:00 PM: I've spent years training my body to go right after lunch time. Why didn't I think of this. You should market them in a camo version.
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Post by: Encino Man on November 08, 2010, 01:29:00 PM: Just the idea chaps my butt !! :eek: ;)
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Post by: Missouri CK on November 08, 2010, 01:29:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Rank Bull:
Throw some coffee grinds in there beforehand, and you'll have yourself a nice compost pile going. It'll keep you warm too!
I was laughing already but that one was great!
Thanks Rank bull!

Great topic
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Post by: Tom Phillips on November 08, 2010, 01:44:00 PM: Wapiti-Mike,
You only wear DEPENDS so your hands are free to text while you are in the treestand !!
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Post by: John Scifres on November 08, 2010, 02:05:00 PM: One of my goals in life is to live long enough to make my kids change my diapers. Payback's a beeotch. :)
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Post by: Rank Bull on November 08, 2010, 02:10:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by John Scifres:
One of my goals in life is to live long enough to make my kids change my diapers. Payback's a beeotch. :)
Weren't you listening? The dream could be yours now! LOL
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Post by: limbow on November 08, 2010, 02:26:00 PM: :laughing:
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Post by: Stumpkiller on November 08, 2010, 02:29:00 PM: I'll probably be in them soon enough. No sense rushing things.

On the other hand . . . do they come in camo?
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Post by: PAPA BEAR on November 08, 2010, 02:59:00 PM: OMG!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS? :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaa... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: YOU'LL GET DIAPER RASH DAMMIT.
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Post by: PAPA BEAR on November 08, 2010, 03:09:00 PM: here i sit all broken hearted..tried to s*** but only farted..then one day i took a chance..tried to fart and s*** my pants.

(lmao...i am still rolling)
havin your huntin buddy change your depends on the hood totally cracked me up.
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Post by: PAPA BEAR on November 08, 2010, 03:12:00 PM: hey mike! how do you know they hold all that? they come with a dipstick? hahahahahahahahahhaa...omg..i'm on the floor rollin around in my drool i'm laughin so hard.
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Post by: swamper on November 08, 2010, 03:45:00 PM: this aint right.......
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Post by: String Cutter on November 08, 2010, 04:07:00 PM: I can see the new threads now.. Is 45# enough??.... 3 blade broadhead sharpening ??..... And Setting vs. Squating on stand??............45 is enough.... can't sharpen a 3 blade... and I prefer to squat my butt over the edge of the stand. Seems to make more room for the payload and it smushes less up the back. But I have also heard of the cocking the leg method.. but it seems kind of dangerous standing in a treestand on one leg to me??
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Post by: lpcjon2 on November 08, 2010, 06:15:00 PM: Maybe to feel better about wearing them you can find hunting property adjacent to a nursing home. Oh and if you dont go in them do you wear them the next hunt?
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Post by: longbow fanatic 1 on November 08, 2010, 06:31:00 PM: You must be kidding. I am on the floor, laughing!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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Post by: 2 Barrels on November 08, 2010, 07:18:00 PM: Maybe some nice suspender buttons.For the days when you need the extra support.Like the day after thanksgiving.
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Post by: on November 08, 2010, 11:12:00 PM: If you get them too full, just call Winston Rothchild the 3rd. He will go anywhere with his truck. Now I will be the first to confess, I have peed on my boots when whizzing off of my 'widow maker' climber.
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Post by: nybowman on November 09, 2010, 06:26:00 AM: I hear Johnsons baby powder is coming out with a "Fresh Earth" scent. lol
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Post by: ishiwannabe on November 09, 2010, 07:34:00 AM: Mike, doesn't that muffle your posterior grunt call?
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Post by: John Scifres on November 09, 2010, 11:22:00 AM: In lieu of a dipstick couldn't we get one of those popup things like they have on turkeys to tell when they are done baking?
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Post by: WildmanSC on November 09, 2010, 11:36:00 AM: If you suffer from an irritable bowel/spastic colon syndrome like I do, you might not find this such a funny thread at all. When you can't get down a tree fast enough, it would certainly beat the alternative! :confused: :knothead: :jumper:

Bill
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Post by: Eugene Slagle on November 09, 2010, 11:40:00 AM: I think I would rather go Comando & wear a Kilt than have a Diaper on.
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Post by: val on November 10, 2010, 04:39:00 PM: Wapiti, I would not wanna be your garbage man!!!!! Secure the trash lids, wouldnt wanna have to pick up that souffle after the racoons had their way!!!!
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Post by: KYArcher on November 10, 2010, 04:55:00 PM: :knothead: KY :archer:
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Post by: acadian archer on November 10, 2010, 07:40:00 PM: Even the title is wrong on so many levels
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Post by: leatherneck on November 10, 2010, 08:07:00 PM: You guys have some real issues. Go deer hunting or something!!!lol
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Post by: Arrowhead80 on November 10, 2010, 08:43:00 PM: I can hear it now after an unsuccessful hunt(did i crap my pants for this).I have enough trouble shaking a fart out of my coveralls i can't imagine that smell all hunt long.
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Post by: Arrowhead80 on November 12, 2010, 09:06:00 PM: This topic is too funny to let it go away.
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Post by: lpcjon2 on November 12, 2010, 09:08:00 PM: I have to add this,Imagine what it would be like for Mudd's diaper after that oatmeal and Mackerel breakfast. :goldtooth:
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Post by: Marty on November 13, 2010, 10:26:00 AM: Biggie has been doin that for years.
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Post by: joe ashton on November 13, 2010, 04:37:00 PM: you all are sick..... (or geniuses :confused: )
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Post by: stickhorse on November 13, 2010, 05:38:00 PM: Joe: don't think their is any GENIUSES involved with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still Funny though!!!!
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Post by: pete p on November 14, 2010, 05:40:00 AM: i think you are full of crap.
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Post by: Earl Jeff on November 14, 2010, 07:34:00 AM: :scared: OH BROTHER
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Post by: YORNOC on November 14, 2010, 12:39:00 PM: Maybe my idea for a backside cork with a carbon filter in it will work on this site??
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Post by: Milk River Stickman on November 14, 2010, 01:00:00 PM: Oh my I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Dang man.
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Post by: stalkin4elk on November 14, 2010, 01:32:00 PM: Any marketing gurus here to help save all. I have a patent pending 4 inch pvc schedule forty,20 foot, quick coupled,climbing step/chute. Options to include a bow holder,lifeline, and thermos mount. Oh, the wind detecter is built in. Please help ASAP!