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Title: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Biggie Hoffman on April 05, 2010, 09:45:00 AM
Have you guys ever seen an uglier bowhunter than the guy up top?
I bet his momma had to tie a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him........
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: rastaman on April 05, 2010, 09:59:00 AM
Biggie, i had to read that one to my employees!  Then i had to clean the coffee off the screen! Thanks for the laugh!  :D
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Cory Mattson on April 05, 2010, 10:07:00 AM
and my camera ain't been right since i snapped the pic!
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Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Biggie Hoffman on April 05, 2010, 02:47:00 PM
I didn't mean to say he is ugly.....I think homely is a better desrciption
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Post by: joebuck on April 05, 2010, 03:13:00 PM
I bet you a dollar he 12 ringed that pig?
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Post by: ber643 on April 05, 2010, 03:50:00 PM
How can ya tell, what with all that Masscara (sp?)stuff he wears? I wonder if he does that when he's on the town in Gotham City???   :D
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Post by: Biggie Hoffman on April 05, 2010, 08:16:00 PM
Joebuck, I think he's showing off!?  Can you imagine???
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Post by: Killdeer on April 05, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
That is one very large, very rustic pork chop.
And with all that Estee Lauder stuff, how do we know that's HIM?
Oh... the pork chop. Dopey me.

Killdeer
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Post by: John Dill on April 05, 2010, 08:53:00 PM
If my dog looked like that....I'd shave his a@# and make him walk backwards! (LOL)  :D
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Post by: lpcjon2 on April 05, 2010, 09:06:00 PM
I didn't know curly from the three stooges hunted!...LOL
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Post by: bill langer on April 05, 2010, 09:15:00 PM
Don and Cory-Where's the story...
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Post by: John Dill on April 05, 2010, 09:17:00 PM
Bill

You just read it(LOL)
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Post by: bill langer on April 05, 2010, 09:19:00 PM
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:
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Post by: Don Batten on April 05, 2010, 09:21:00 PM
Biggie, I love you too man.

Joey, yes 12 ring for sure. check out the heart pic on the srbz forum.

berine, william gave me hell for the camo paint. He said Dad, " your camo looks like s...t. I had a head band on when I shot. I thought I looked rather, ramboish.

Killie, you don't know how many times Ive heard them words. lol

John, I aint gonna take that from a guy that sews for a living.

Tim, You are about right. If I had joey and biggie in the pic it would about do it.
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: broketooth on April 06, 2010, 04:58:00 AM
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:
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Post by: Killdeer on April 06, 2010, 05:51:00 AM
:thumbsup:
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Post by: ber643 on April 06, 2010, 06:02:00 AM
What our friend Don isn't telling you is that his sweet wife, Trish is a Beautician INSTRUCTOR, and everytime she sees his blotched up make-up jobs she has a virtual trauma    ;)  

Evidently the Hogs like his looks though, so how we gonna argue with success? I may need to see about getting "uglier" looking for next deer/bear season. It's hard to mess up a handsome face like I was gifted with though   :eek:
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Post by: ber643 on April 06, 2010, 07:49:00 AM
(Now that I think about it, I wonder where that handsome face went to   :confused:  )
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Post by: Marty on April 06, 2010, 08:30:00 AM
Biggie- your momma couldn't tie a porkchop around your neck - you ate em all!!!!!
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Post by: joebuck on April 06, 2010, 09:16:00 AM
Biggie, Marty says he thinks Don is wearing a T-Back for his skibbies in that picture? any thoughts
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Biggie Hoffman on April 06, 2010, 10:10:00 AM
Aw man.....don't go there!!!!!
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Post by: Cory Mattson on April 06, 2010, 10:20:00 AM
Bill - Story is we basically got lucky - both hunted spots that we had no idea if there would be pigs since these areas were underwater for 4 months. We both took 15 yard shots - mine double lunged - Dons lungs and heart! - we went stalking afterwards and heard many hogs off in cutover thickets rooting - the river dropping has turned the whole property into a rooting area. Lots of hogs, lots of piglets too which surprized us. Weather was perfect too - Food was fantastic!!! -
Joey turkeys did not cooperate!!!! - Biggie we missed you ---- My days of turkey hunting AM & Hog Hunting PM might be over - when we're up skinning and having dinner till midnight its more fun to sleep in. Don and John sleep in like collage kids - they wander out of the camper around 11:00
Ya'll start planning to come!!!!!!!
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Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Shakes.602 on April 06, 2010, 11:21:00 AM
Oh The ABUSE! The Lack Of Respect!  BUT.....He Does Wear It Well!! Good Shooting Batman!!  :archer:
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Biggie Hoffman on April 06, 2010, 02:56:00 PM
This is nothing.....we save the real abuse for guys we don't like. Batman doesn't make that list.

Cory....love ya man!
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Post by: JC on April 06, 2010, 03:01:00 PM
Well, if anyone would know "homely" when he saw it, it would be Biggie.   ;)
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Post by: bill langer on April 06, 2010, 08:37:00 PM
Cory
The blood trail photos tell quite a story of their own.
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Post by: zipper bowss on April 06, 2010, 08:50:00 PM
Hey Don, I think the seam stress has been watching grumpier old men.
T-back skibbies  :biglaugh:  It sounds like somone has been in Don's undies drawer.You boys aint right!I'll bet they have batman on them,Or atleast Robbin
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Don Batten on April 06, 2010, 09:12:00 PM
Bill, Bill, Bill, not you too? After all the budlights in Kzoo? later DB
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Post by: Arrowhead80 on April 06, 2010, 10:03:00 PM
At first i thought that was a cuddieback picture over a gutpile but then i recognized the buzzard hovering over the carcass.LOL.I just couldn't resist.I see how you sneak up on em now they think you are just one of the family.
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: Don Batten on April 07, 2010, 06:25:00 PM
Yeah, I was hovering around some mighty fine porkchops last night.

I've killed stuff with an unpainted face, but alot more stuff when I get purtyed up. guess its the paratrooper in me. course if i thought somebody was huntin me you would'nt even see me in the pic.

Joey, gonna try out the wooden hen next week.

DB
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: LCH on April 07, 2010, 06:51:00 PM
Don all I noticed was the dang big butt hog you shot! congrats and good job. I would watch out for all those guys worrying about how you look.LOL LCH
Title: Re: BATMAN on top?
Post by: ber643 on April 07, 2010, 07:37:00 PM
Go get 'em, Don! (The turks, that is)
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Post by: Benny Nganabbarru on April 07, 2010, 07:50:00 PM
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