Are people really that desperate!
I saw this ad in Peterson's Bowhunting magazine today. They send this magazine out free to me for some reason. Anyway, the ad says that we are emitting electromagnetic fields and the game we are after are picking it up. The "6th Sense" we sometimes believe the animals posses.
They are selling this fabric called the Human Energy Concealment System (HECS) Energy Cloak. You can buy a nice 3 piece suit with pants, long sleeve shirt and head cover!
Are you kidding me!!! I really hope people aren't that stupid and desperate. Beam me up Scotty!
I just shower with energy absorbent soap( LAVA brand) :scared: .It takes all my energy away...LOL People will buy anything that will compensate for patience and skills. :thumbsup:
Does it come in plaid?
How about a tie?
Do they throw in a tie?
QuoteOriginally posted by IndianaBowman:
Anyway, the ad says that we are emitting electromagnetic fields and the game we are after are picking it up.
Well, ...that settles it!!!
I've been awfully close to a LOT of DUMB animals!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
Where else can I waste some $?
Here I thought my problem was that my bow wasnt expensive enough! :knothead: :biglaugh:
Hey Terry, maybe they should make sleeping bags outa that stuff. Then the rest of our camping partners won't make a fuss if we eat a lot of broccoli and beans with dinner. :eek:
... mike ...
Maybe in the future someone will devolop a cloaking device so the deer can't see us at all. Now that would be fun
Maybe in the future someone will devolop a cloaking device so the deer can't see us at all. Now that would be fun. Who cares about fair chase anyway-lol- Steve
Bowhunting gone all New Age-y ... Maybe there will be crystals to insert in pockets to put out a vibe to draw the critters. Sheesh!!!
QuoteI saw this ad in Peterson's Bowhunting magazine today. They send this magazine out free to me for some reason. Anyway, the ad says that we are emitting electromagnetic fields and the game we are after are picking it up. The "6th Sense" we sometimes believe the animals posses
How will this effect my compass? This may be true the last deer I shot looked shocked when the arrow hit-em. :biglaugh:
I've always figured any critter I kill needs to be deaf and dumb.
But Maybe in addition to gettin this huge 5'8" 155lb physique dad also gave me cloaking abilities too!!
A double threat guy...
When it was winter here I used to go around chucking thousands of magnets in the woods so the animals wouldn't feel my fields. Now, thanks to HECS Energy Cloak, I save my self thousands of dollars and hours of work!
Thank you HECS!
I guess the science fiction thriller "Predator" wasn't that far off. We'll all have that nifty cloaking suit before long.
I'm with you Terry. My electromagnetic field must have short cicuited when I shot that 1800# moose at 6 steps.
Terry, I always say that I have never tasted a smart one!!
I dont need the suit,I bought some magic beans.
havent tried em yet-but the salesman said they work !!
the emperors clothes!
I first heard about this at the Hunting and Fishing Show in Hartford, CT a couple of weeks ago. A bowhunter was giving a seminar and mentioned this was 'on the horizon' and to 'watch for articles.' With all due respect to a gentleman who has taken animals on several continents and made a living out of bowhunting, I chuckled to myself...
The way I see it, if you want to bowhunt with that thing on, and it DID work, you mind as well just save yourself the hundreds it will cost and bring your 30-odd out to the field sighted in for 200 yds in your favorite jeans and t-shirt and drop one like my grandpa (RIP Grandpa) did for so many years. At that point, your meat gathering, not hunting... just my humble opinion.
I am pretty sure that is what Froto used in his cloak in Lord of the rings.Worked great agaist those Orks so should work well for other critters. :)
I make sure before I go in for the kill. To take out some life force removing queen. This way I'm ready to hit the timber safely the next day!!
I'm going to hang magnets all over my ghillie suit..and then I'll need a tank to pull my heavy butt out of any mud I happen to step in.
The magnets will be heavy, but what will really sink me is the 4 gallons of "scent away", the 2 gallons of "doe in heat" spray, the quart of "fox urine" and a few pounds of crystals in my pockets.
The really heavy part is my Pyramid shaped lead and crystal ground blind, it only weight 850lbs.
The pyramid shape focuses chi and energy from nature so the deer and hogs will think I am a tree....
God how did my dad and grandpa ever kill anything sitting in a stand smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee from a thermos and eating butter and onion sandwiches wearing farm clothes....
Beam me up Scotty......
Well don't that beat all? I guess the next step would be a remote arrow launching setup you could activate from your 'puter. :banghead:
In the hunting world.....I figure we kill the dumb ones. It's natural selection at its' best.
I'm guessing we're seeing natural selection in hunting equipment/apparel, too. Somebody will buy this stuff.
thats Frodo dude
It's all about the vibe, people. You've got to lay down a positive, happy vibe (good energy) for the animals to pick-up, and they come right up to you. :biglaugh:
I think Harry Potter had one of these too!
Damn Terry, do you think its a hoax??? I just ordered 7 so they would throw in a silent deer whistle.I also went with the rhinestone buck skull on the back of the cape and the C'mere deer scented option just in case my energy levels are too high.Maybe I can get a refund.
and whats crazy, some idiots will buy it.
Most likely wheelie shooters...
I'm in the works on a cloaking outfit that will take care of all our troubles. I'm just having a hard time getting the engineering specs form the original Star Trek producers. :biglaugh:
The idiots bought scent-loc , right......
QuoteOriginally posted by Mountainboy:
I'm in the works on a cloaking outfit that will take care of all our troubles. I'm just having a hard time getting the engineering specs form the original Star Trek producers. :biglaugh:
I am passing on this one, but I am saving for an invisibility suit so let me know when you get yours working.
Your right Steve,this is no more far fetched than scent-loc. I'm sure there are people who have used it and honestly think that it works.
I have no energy,and critters happen by occasionly.....
:D
ROFF>>>> LMAO>>>>
A simpler, less expensive way to reduce your energy field is to stick a butter knife into an electrical socket and hold for 5 seconds.
We should send this to mythbusters along with scent lock, and see what happeneds.
I am waiting for them to create the "invisibility" cloak. They are trying to use the same principles that they are already using to make tanks invisible on the battle feild by using a series of mirrors, it works by bending the light around the object. Soon as they make it in a camo suit, we will never have to try again :biglaugh:
What's next?
Will it fool Chiggers....ha ha
All you have to do is rap yourself in tinfoil works just as good. I like Chris Shelton's idea letting Mythbusters have at it.
QuoteOriginally posted by texbow2:
A simpler, less expensive way to reduce your energy field is to stick a butter knife into an electrical socket and hold for 5 seconds.
Awesome!! Did that as a kid, well maybe not for 5 seconds but must have been long enough cuz I've been within spittin' distance of deer many times.
I think I saw that in Harry Potter!
I understand that the Scent-Loc system, when combined with an invisibility cloak, is negatively opposed to the HECS system, they counteract each other, so that animals can feel, see, AND smell you at 100X powers, even turkeys (based on what Smurfette told me)!!!! She also said that the HECS system attracts ticks, mosquitoes, snakes, chiggers, and all other escapees from Pandora's Box.
I like the idea. It means I won't have to calm and minimize my Chi for thirty days before hunting like I do now. Gotta minimize the vibe waves we all put off man, nothing but negative vibes spooks the game and leads to hungry hunters.
Yet another dumb product for the hunting masses who would rather find a fix it now product instead of improving their hunting skills.
if you walk barefoot you've dismissed your electromagnetic field by grounding it out. It sounds funny and weird but there is something to it, but not in the way these guys claim.
modern man has isolated himself from the natural magnetic field of the earth by wearing rubber on our feet and sleeping up off the ground. It's basically the science behind magnetic insoles and the magnetic bracelets that are used to help arthritis
I usually just take a nap. That way I'm not radiating any more energy than it takes to snore.
:)
Kirk
Is this like the Predator Suit in the Movies???
Darn it! I cannot beleive some S.O.B. stole my idea!
Dial, don't you wished evwrybody used it?
I once had a brilliant idea. Should'a wrote it down, cause now I can't member it!!!!!!!
Kind of trumps my rat with the gold tooth.
Can't wait for the court case,,,wonder if they'll show it on prime time.
LOL. Too funny.
If it will help me hide from the wife when i didn't put the seat down, I will buy it.They should make bow a sock for bringing a new one in the house undetected.
You can rest assured..someone will buy it!!!! OUR Government purchased..EXPLOSIVE detectors (BIG MONEY) that looks like a Witchin' stick (you know, the forked stick old times used to find water) this thing had no power source at all, you would drag your feet on the ground and it would (?) make it's own power to detect explosives!! After 20 car bombs got past it in Iraq someone thought it had a problem!!! I'M STILL LOOKIN' FOR THAT CAMO DUST THAT MAKES YOU DISAPPEAR!!!!
???????........just use the "force"
I'LL TAKE TWO
CORPAL JOKE CAPTAIN
SAD JUST UNREAL
QuoteOriginally posted by Thumper Dunker:
I like Chris Shelton's idea letting Mythbusters have at it.
Ditto.
There was a blurb about this "6th Sense Energy Suit" in Bowhunt America... for those who haven't had the pleasure, it is the a-typical techno-advertisement-mag dressed up with a few entry level articles. I get it free from the local shop always hoping to find something of value. I guess its good for those who pick up their bow around Sept. 10th in prep for the 15th opening day and put it down to join the pumpkin army in November. Those guys usually need all the help they can get.
This one takes the old cake a little to far.
I thought the "acorn crunch" noise maker was bad. Now dear have ampullae of lorenzini like a shark, must be a new species these guys are targeting with this suit. Man now I will never get close enough to get one!
Same principle as hunting naked. It worked for Ishi!
Anyone read "Hunting Rutting Whitetails" by Gene Wensel? He talked about bringing in game by concentrating really, really hard. He must have actually been just obscuring his electromatic vibrulations. Modern science just keeps on keeping on!
Ah-h-h-h, then it is "the emperor's new clothes"!!!!!! I guess you wear the HECS suit with nothing on under it. The HECS is a special fiber you can't see, but no one/nothing else can see either. Now, because you naked underneath it, you're invisible.
QuoteOriginally posted by Bowferd:
Dial, don't you wished evwrybody used it?
LMAO that is just to funny!!!!!
Got it covered boys!
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I thought the idea of the HECS Energy Cloak was funny, but it can't hold a candle to you guys.
Smoke,
I got one of those too...got it from a guy called the Predator....its cool...like a mirror suit!!!!
Does that helmet protect you from the radio waves like mine?
I bought this little gizmo on the Golden Gate Bridge years and years ago from this chubby little dude, a bridge salesman I think he was, that allows you to hone onto the electronic signals of animals. It comes with a superfine adjustment knob, so fine in fact it's even gender sensitive, and has a little direction antenna to point you in the right direction. Now, I have plans, at a reasonable price of course, for this amazing little device that will lead you right to your game. I also am the proud owner of one huge orange bridge. I'd love to sell it too.
I've got some swampland in Florida I'd throw in if I can be your partner, Rufus (well not actually swampland, but 2 very sandy lots about the size of the bed of a pickup that my father bought back in about 1960).
Gents... I looked it up (cause I just had to know) and the suit sells for $159.99. Considering a Cabela's coat without Scentlok or whatever retails for at least around 2 bills... I would expect that to TRULY produce such a 'scientifically advanced' product would take considerable research and design... I am a teacher, not in marketing, and even I can figure out that you cannot sell a product that has that much technology and R&D for 160 bucks!! Come. On.
Yeah, Selfbow, I'll throw in YOUR land AND 300 acres of mountain terrain in the Yukon for $30 more. Thats a suit, a swamp, AND a Mt for $190!! Call now and we'll throw in a free moose hunt too!! Operators are standing by!
...you do the math
QuoteOriginally posted by sou-pawbowhunter:
Well don't that beat all? I guess the next step would be a remote arrow launching setup you could activate from your 'puter. :banghead:
I've done that with a rifle...sort of fun!!
This suit sounds like they're trying to sell to wrong crowd. They should be marketing it to divers. Sharks DO pick up on that stuff!! :D
I used it and lost myself! "GOOD GRIEF"
My question is....When you wear it does it give you a magnetic personality?? lol
I'm waiting for the antigravity tree stands. Dozen helium balloons tied to a 3/4 piece of plywood. any takers??
Just looked at their site. Now I know that there is more RF emitting from our heads than anywhere else but they don't make a hat as far as I can see.
Got me thinking though...We should ALL use wood arrows since they don't conduct electricity. The aluminum and carbons do. Those new fangled arrows are focusing the energy and projecting directly at our game animal at the most inopportune time....the shot!!!. NOW if we here can just figure a way to amplify that energy maybe, just maybe, we could take game by projecting pure energy from our minds through the arrow and the game would drop dead. Kinda like a mental Taser.
Have to admit, I always thought it would be fun to put a micro taser in an arrow. They make a 12ga shotgun taser.
Ooooo I just figured out why they don't want to make a hat. LAWSUITS!! If our heads are covered with that stuff we won't be able to tune into the Earth's EM spectrum and will get lost in the woods and die.
That's why my new invention is so important. The (HDEIS) Human to Deer Energy Inverter System, which converts your emitted energy into the exact same energy that the deer put out.
That mixed with doe estrus will actually have even the most weary of buck tracking you.
QuoteOriginally posted by Encino Man:
That's why my new invention is so important. The (HDEIS) Human to Deer Energy Inverter System, which converts your emitted energy into the exact same energy that the deer put out.
That mixed with doe estrus will actually have even the most weary of buck tracking you.
Encino man We need to go into business!! I've invented a pill that makes you sweat deer pee. We could make millions!!
Kinda think we should sell armored underware with it though. Those bucks might get a hankerin'
Look out next the hunter haters will be buying sensors that can ready your emf and will be able to track you down in the woods to mess up your hunts. The sensors will have a direction dial and only cost $19.99 @ Radio Shack.
Fools and their money are soon parted.
QuoteOriginally posted by IndianaBowman:
Are people really that desperate!
I saw this ad in Peterson's Bowhunting magazine today. They send this magazine out free to me for some reason. Anyway, the ad says that we are emitting electromagnetic fields and the game we are after are picking it up. The "6th Sense" we sometimes believe the animals posses.
They are selling this fabric called the Human Energy Concealment System (HECS) Energy Cloak. You can buy a nice 3 piece suit with pants, long sleeve shirt and head cover!
Are you kidding me!!! I really hope people aren't that stupid and desperate. Beam me up Scotty!
Seriously! Thats a winner :knothead: i bet it works about as well as Sent-loc
I put on the HECS suit and it concealed my energy so much I went to sleep.
When I 1st saw the ad I thought to myself, "self, that can't be real"! Well, it appears it is! People are funny! Remember that there are a few millionaires out there because of the "Pet Rock"!
I wish I could come up with a ridiculous scheme to separate fools and their money!
It could be dangerous: You could end-up microwaving yourself!
that must be my problem, Im so full of charisma and energy that deer sense me from a mile away!
QuoteOriginally posted by smoke1953:
Got it covered boys!
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We could have used that on the rabbit hunt. :D
Can anyone say snuggies? I am not sure who would buy one, but the guy who invented them is now a billionaire. Gullible people everywhere.
As along as there are people looking for the answer, and readily at bay to buy their way through hard work we will always have products to laugh at.
I loved the guy who smokes while wearing Scent-loc. :banghead: cant seem to fix stupid.
I dont understand why people just dont stay hoe and pay for someone to hunt for them while watching hunting shows. We can just use the computer to put people in the stand so they can watch themselves hunt big bucks from the comfort of their home. We can then send them a replica mount and a box of venison. I bet people would pay thousands just to show their friends. Its so much easier than lying about the game farm buck hunt.
I thought of it 1st.
"I don't understand why people just don't stay home and pay for someone to hunt for them while watching hunting shows. We can just use the computer to put people in the stand so they can watch themselves hunt big bucks from the comfort of their home. We can then send them a replica mount and a box of venison. I bet people would pay thousands just to show their friends. Its so much easier than lying about the game farm buck hunt."
I like this idea! Think I'll get my son the computer genius and camera wizard to work on it right away!
Heck maybe we can even photoshop that plump little blond buck killer on to the stand with them. Should make a killing!!! Could probably even get HECS to sponsor the venture, we would have all they look for, sex, and a ready made market of gullible arm chair sportsmen that would be easily convinced to buy their product. Hey can probably get the major xbow companies to sponsor also, don't they target the same market?
Bawana Bowman, you are probably right that will make money, if I didnt think it would destroy our sport I would be in, lol . . .
QuoteOriginally posted by HOWITZER:
I thought the "acorn crunch" noise maker was bad.
Actually have you ever seen Tim Wells hunt squirrels? He makes that sound with his mouth and it makes them come back down the tree! I have tried it and it does occasionally work!!!
Hoo boy.
This is so wrong in so many ways. I looked at their website where they have "Research" posted. I wonder if the people whose work they've posted know about it. I wonder if they believe that deer really sense the world in the same way as sharks and rays.
Last deer I shot was at 5 yards and had no clue I was there even after I shot her. She just walked off and fell over dead 20 yards away.
Here Ampullae of Lorenzi must not have been working very well. OH, wait a minute those only work in water where electricity conducts really well. Never mind.
I love the "research" claims on the website. YOU notice the don't say who did the research, when, or how. I learned in engineering school that any data or research could be twisted to any answer you wanted. The purpose of that training was to teach you to find the facts instead of what you wanted to find.
The worst fools are the ones who fools themselves
The makers of these suits clearly never learned that lesson.
Lol......now I believe that takes the cake!
sounds to me like a fine product designed to catch hunters (not animals).
I guess that means I'll have to retire the tinfoil I was put'n in my hat. And all this time I thought I was protect'n myslf against them Gamma rays! :scared: :help: