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Title: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: ozy clint on January 09, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
anyone care to share some of the funny novelty items that are in your den?

when i get my den going i'll have a flip over sign on the door with one side saying' "gone hunting" and the other, "gone fishing".

another good one is a rabbit trap on the wall with the latch discreetly welded, holding it set with a red button on the trigger mechanism. underneath will be a sign saying, "complaints, push red button".

another is a spear with an old rifle scope wired to it. gets a laugh every time.

any to share?
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: Stickbow98 on January 09, 2010, 02:20:00 AM
I have a Wild Turkey foot mounted on a plaque with the middle toe extended into the "Your Number One" position.   :saywhat:

Whenever someone asks me, "What the heck is that?" I just say:

"That one was tough, He went down FIGHTING!!"    

  :archer:  
>>--Ron--<>
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Post by: ozy clint on January 09, 2010, 02:36:00 AM
:thumbsup:    :biglaugh:  nice one!
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Post by: scrub-buster on January 09, 2010, 05:43:00 AM
Here is my favorite.  Everyone has to check it out.

 (http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r55/clintanders/DSCN0847.jpg)
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Post by: ckanous on January 09, 2010, 06:52:00 AM
What is that a beaver?
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Post by: Fishers on January 09, 2010, 09:47:00 AM
I display the skulls from a coyote & black bear I shot, as well as the bone from the bear's "private parts." My guide told me that bears & raccoons are the only animals with an actual bone there, but I don't know if that's true. Good conversation piece, though. I also have kept a tooth from an elk skull I found in Colorado. I always keep all my turkey beards & spurs, too, & any shed antlers I find. Can't throw stuff like that away.
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Post by: George D. Stout on January 09, 2010, 09:52:00 AM
I have a sign:   "This place smells of wet boots and old men: Enter at your own risk."
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Post by: elknutz on January 09, 2010, 09:56:00 AM
Well, I have a collection of singing fish.  My grandkids love to push the buttons, all at the same time.  I love the noise when they do it as much as they do. Den's (Man room), gotta love em.
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: tenbrook on January 09, 2010, 10:01:00 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Fishers:
as well as the bone from the bear's "private parts." My guide told me that bears & raccoons are the only animals with an actual bone there, but I don't know if that's true.
Have'nt you ever heard of a "Coon d**k toothpick"

 :D  

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/crazyokiestruetales/toothpicks.html

http://www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis.html

 :knothead:
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: boznarras on January 09, 2010, 10:06:00 AM
Fishers, I think a walrus is equipped with that sort of rigid reinforcement too, called an oosik by the Eskimo. You can buy them carved and polished as a souvenir.
On my boat, I have a ruler that someone gave me for measuring fish. On one side the units of length are compressed, something like 15 inches in a foot long ruler, you use that side to measure YOUR fish. On the other side the units are elongated, maybe 9 inches in the ruler, and you use that to measure your buddy's fish.
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: Kip on January 09, 2010, 10:23:00 AM
At my camp I keep a swizzle stick I made out of my bear kill last summer from his "private parts" and mounted a bear claw on the end for a handle.I posted it recently but was removed ,too naughty I guess.Good conversation piece and practical tool to mix a highball while super cooks at the camp.Kip
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: Pat B on January 09, 2010, 10:53:00 AM
This curly maple artifact showcase was made by a friend over 20 years ago and is prominently displayed in our living room. As you can see there are a few "odd" items in the showcase. The dentures were found in an old dump site that was uncovered when we put in our driveway in 1990. The mummified rat came from a 50# grass seed bag. Most of the artifacts came from Coastal SC, near Hilton Head Is. There are stone points, pottery shards, shell drills, bone needles and colonial clay pipe stems. The small pot came from the Neches(sp) River in Texas. The "Mother Earth" sculpture on top is a paper mache' project my wife is working on.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/PatBNC/artifactshowcase005.jpg)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/PatBNC/artifactshowcase001.jpg)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/PatBNC/artifactshowcase004.jpg)
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Post by: Shakes.602 on January 09, 2010, 10:57:00 AM
Are Those Fred Bears Dentures????
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Post by: Pat B on January 09, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
I don't know if Fred ever lived near Western NC. They are old! A friend that makes dentures said he could tell they were old by the materials used.
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Post by: Shakes.602 on January 09, 2010, 11:07:00 AM
SOUNDS  Good though, doesnt it??   :goldtooth:   You have a Very Fine Collection of Artifacts!! In all the Walking, and Falling Down, I have done in My LifeTime, I have Yet to Find an Native ArrowHead!!
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Post by: Pat B on January 09, 2010, 12:19:00 PM
In Coastal SC there is no natural rock so any you find were brought in. Finding artifacts there was quite easy. Here in the Mountains of Western NC there is more rock than dirt and finding one that has been worked is very difficult. I think I have only found 1 or 2 artifacts here in the last 20 years.
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Post by: Fishers on January 09, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
Very informative links, guys. Live and learn. I'm glad to see I'm not the only "weirdo" who appreciates this kind of stuff!
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Post by: Ryan Rothhaar on January 09, 2010, 06:47:00 PM
Ozy - I have a couple of pandanus palm seeds I brought back from the NT when I was buffalo hunting.  Not unique for where you are from, but I reckon they are about the only ones in Indiana!  They always get looked over.

I also have a groundhog skull from one I bowkilled about 20 years back (it was, interestingly, my 50th bowkilled groundhog that year).  The top and bottom teeth didnt line up right and therefore did not grind each other down properly.  The top teeth were grown in almost a complete circle and were nearly penetrating the upper palate.  The upper teeth are probably 4-5 inches long.  I saw a picture of a groundhog in a Pennsylvania Game News from the 60's or 70's where the teeth were grown clear around and penetrated the palate into the nasal cavity.

There's your natural history lesson (or rambling) for the day!

R
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: trashwood on January 09, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
Wingnut (Mike at Dryad Bows) has got the coolest.  He has a mounted Aardvark he shot in Afrcia.  

Just plumb cool.

rusty
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: Rick P on January 09, 2010, 11:00:00 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Fishers:
I display the skulls from a coyote & black bear I shot, as well as the bone from the bear's "private parts." My guide told me that bears & raccoons are the only animals with an actual bone there, but I don't know if that's true. Good conversation piece, though. I also have kept a tooth from an elk skull I found in Colorado. I always keep all my turkey beards & spurs, too, & any shed antlers I find. Can't throw stuff like that away.
Apparently you've never herd of a Oosik, it's the erector bone from the penis of a walrus and they are often long enough to use as a walking cane! No I Do Not own one! I'm always surprised by the stuff folks keep as "conversation pieces"!
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Post by: knife river on January 10, 2010, 12:32:00 AM
IIRC, all the members (no pun intended) of the mustid family (otters, mink, badgers, weasels, wolverines) have baculums.  Well, at least the guys do...    ;)
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Post by: Rick P on January 10, 2010, 12:52:00 AM
A walrus is related to a weasel!?! Wonder if weasel tastes like fermented fish poo too?
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Post by: knife river on January 10, 2010, 01:14:00 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Rick P:
A walrus is related to a weasel!?! Wonder if weasel tastes like fermented fish poo too?
HAH!  Not quite what I meant -- caught again by poor wording.  Let's try this:  in addition to bears, walrus, raccoons, and some other species, mustids also have baculums.    :knothead:
Title: Re: funny novelties in your den.
Post by: ozy clint on January 10, 2010, 02:08:00 AM
good to see your still around woody! haven't seen you here for a while. you might want to checkout the buff testing results i did with the points you gave me......interesting.  thanks again.
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Post by: Dick in Seattle on January 10, 2010, 02:35:00 AM
I have a set of antlers on the bow wall, hung with quivers and stringers and hats.   Visitors ask what it was taken with.  I don't answer, just let them read the printed tag under it, that explains it was taken with a '57 Chevy... "but", I explain, "it was a very traditional '57 Chevy!"

I've never actually taken a deer with a bow, but I did get a javie last fall, and it's skull mount is being added...
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Post by: Dick in Seattle on January 10, 2010, 02:39:00 AM
Forgot one other fun item.   I'm always being asked to make or do stuff because I've got a good shop.  I've had this sign since the days when I made muzzle loading rifles and through the years when I produced hand carved ventriloquist figures:

       Regarding Deadlines...

    I work in this shop to relieve
stress.  I have only two deadlines:  
"within a year" and "a long time".

    Small projects are usually done
within a year.  However, if I can't
seem to get to them, they may take
a long time.

    Large projects always take a long
time, unless they intrigue me, in
which case I may complete them
within a year.

    If you absolutely must know
when your project will be completed,
it will be a long time!

         Captain Dick
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Post by: b.glass on January 10, 2010, 08:19:00 AM
I have the three inch diameter tree (part of it anyway) that I watched a buck with a weird rack rub the tar out of in my living room.
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Post by: Red Beastmaster on January 10, 2010, 08:28:00 AM
My "Estrogen Free Zone" is my bowroom in the basement, which I share with the water softener.

Along with bow racks and buckets full of arrows I have quite a collection of memorabilia on display: pictures of buddies at shoots and hunts, deer sheds, skulls, groundhog teeth, out of state licenses, Pittsburgh Penguins terrible towel, my journals, Sponge Bob and Far Side cartoon characters, special arrows that meant something to me at one time, etc.

My "Zone" was a great place to hide when my wife and two daughters wanted to watch Lifetime movies and child birthin' shows!
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Post by: hayslope on January 10, 2010, 11:11:00 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Red Beastmaster:
My "Zone" was a great place to hide when my wife and two daughters wanted to watch Lifetime movies and child birthin' shows!
My condolences to you sir.......at least you have safe haven!!!!!