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Yeah! Nice work on the pigs, both of you!
I love it when the PBS guys make meat! That photo almost qualifies as a "sounder".
Congrats Biggie and Gene.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Those are some nice looking hogs. So how hard is it to locate hot pink cat whiskers?
That's the way to go, nice pigs, Biggie...
I want to be like Biggie when I grow up. Awesome Wayne, you are definitely my hero.
I hear he has a "big heart" too !
who is the guy on the left ? looks like a flashlight salesman I met once.
Calorically challenged... Ha
Yeah, who is the guy on the left? Is he new?
JDSIII
That is some *nice* lookin' PORK!
Better fire up the BBQ!
Shoot straight, Shinken
"Two fat guys score"....thought it was a thread about you two guys cruising the bars and finally getting lucky :bigsmyl: Congrats Bigster and Uncle Gene...nice hogs. :thumbsup:
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mmmmmmm...looks like New Year's Day dinner...mmmmmmmm
We need a "chop licking" gremlin :notworthy:
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Very nice!!!
very nice , congrats :thumbsup:
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Nice job fellas. Looks like biggie robbed his spinnerbait.
Raising to see who can post first. Guess Big won
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Good job, guys!
Cool stuff. Why do I feel like there are more pictures?
Two of my favorites...congrats guys :notworthy: :notworthy:
Funny thing is ... they are texting each other !
Did ya'll think to construct me a turkey blind in the Hog Pen Trap between pot roasts? Biggie is trying to get the Tennessee score which was a L as expected!
Nice pigs!!
Was a little leary of lookin at this post from the title. Good thing it's a family site. Congrats of the hogs!! :thumbsup: :clapper:
At Last...two REAL, full growed men in a hunting pic...Great Job Now I feel much better about my 4X camo
...so that's where Biggie went, wondered why he wasn't at the club this past w/e
Nice job!! Looks like ya'll had a super hog hunt.
nice pork.. care to post any details?
nice job to you both !
Look at those hogs! The pigs are nice too :biglaugh:
QuoteOriginally posted by alligatordond:
Look at those hogs! The pigs are nice too :biglaugh:
I guess I better bulk up .... nice pork !
Nice job, guys! :thumbsup: Are you supplying the pork for Thurs nite in Nashville? :D :campfire:
What do you mean fat, you guy's better eat some of that pork, your looking a little thin :thumbsup:
Thanks Jim....I think....
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Uncle Gene is a game hog. I think the headband color is fuscia?
Very nice boar there, Gene!
Very nice.
Looks like a pig roast is in order.Nice shot Gene.Headband looks more like "aqua"...not that there's anything wrong with that..... ;)
The man knows how to hunt.
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Arrow placement so his quarry can just make it to the buggy track for easy pickup
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Congrats!
F-Manny
Musta had a good guide. ;)
Nice pig. Sorry lookin' headband.
Where did you guys shoot them?
Right behind the shoulder.
LMAO...right behind the shoulder....
The headband color is "teal". Fuchsia is a pinkish-purple color named after the flower of the fuchsia plant.
Don't ask how or why I know this....
-Scarne
to the top!!!!!!!!
Congrats guys!!!....that's just dandy.
Marty, no guide but we did have a guy that drove us around and cooked some between working on his buggy.
Scarne, I would never admit to knowing the difference between teal and fuschia...
Biggie...
I had second thoughts as I was clicking the "add reply" button. Ya never know how these trad guys are going figure "how/why does Scarne know that?"
Just to set the record STRAIGHT I had to ask my sister. Now my sister wants to know why I wanted to know...can't win for loosing.
Besides...knowing is one thing...actually wearing "teal" of "fuschia" anything is another matter altogether!
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QuoteOriginally posted by Scarne:
Besides...knowing is one thing...actually wearing "teal" of "fuschia" anything is another matter altogether!
Good point :-)
Ya'll boys have some pretty colors....
When I saw the title to the thread and that it was posted by Biggie I thought this thread was going to be about closing down a buffet somewhere. Nice pigs, though I would be a bit concerned hunting with a guy that wears a "teal" headband...not that there is anything wrong with that.
Biggie,
Starting to get a little crisp now overnight...we're waiting on ya to get up here...Leave your T-shirts at home :D ...
Nice bacon :thumbsup:
Wayne: Your pink string silencers will be welcomed in my camp anytime.Only real men can wear pink.
KPaul
Ayak and KPaul, I'm looking sooooooo forward to having to wear a jacket!!
Great job!
So the fat guys go pig hunting. I'm in MT visiting my daughter who just gave me another grandson. Yesterday I slipped out with Gene's son-in-law Kevin and went along with him elk hunting. Bugled in two cows, a calf and I think a trailing bull to 50 yds. when the wind switched. Saw elk, mulies, coyotes, a few stupid grouse, and some beautiful Montana back country in fall colors. Got up at 3AM and got back to bed just before midnight. Ibuprofen is a beautiful thing. BW
You THINK a trailing bull? That's like, "If I would have gotten that bass in the boat, I THINK he woulda been 12 #"
QuoteOriginally posted by Biggie Hoffman:
You THINK a trailing bull? That's like, "If I would have gotten that bass in the boat, I THINK he woulda been 12 #"
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wow y'all really are fat
Yeah, Kevin didn't actually bugle. He just started with mews and here they came. The lead one was a big cow, followed by a calf, then another mature cow. They got about 50 yds. and stopped. I could see a fourth one hanging about 30 yds. behind but could only see pieces. I THOUGHT I saw some bone but he never came out of the thicker stuff and he never bugled. Then the wind changed and they blew out of there. End of story. bw
dang Barry, start your own thread..... :knothead: .
Okay. bw
Enough about you scoring with some guy wearing teal, how about the pigs? Or do we have to buy a book to read about it :biglaugh:
surely we can keep this going a little longer. There has not been near enough bashing. These threads kill me.
The sweat band is teal but I'm not sure if it is greenwing or bluewing.
Once again I express my sincere thanks to my buddy Marty McMahon. A better host and friend would be impossible. He was passing up pigs to move Biggie and me to his best stands. Also thanks to Les for allowing me to sit a couple of his stands. I passed up quite a few deer as well. Those Florida deer are cute, but they aren't real whitetails. Real whitetails are three times that big. Marty killed a doe and made a sandwich for Biggie out of the thing...
Where are the fat guys??? All I see are 2 guys that are "BUILT FOR COMFORT,NOT SPEED". :bigsmyl: ...
I simply refuse to tell another man he's got a nice hog. Somehow that just doesn't sound right and I do not want to be misunderstood.
I will, however, say congratulations on some fine swine.
Hogdancer's comment about the Biggie and Marty texting each other was priceless! Ha. (I actually see that from kids at school all the time).
I'm just glad Gene removed his sweatband before he took the pics with Woody. It is bad enough having to look at Biggie in his underwear everyday in that avatar pic...
QuoteOriginally posted by Gene Wensel:
He was passing up pigs to move Biggie and me to his best stands.
Boy has he got you snowed.......
Nice. . .
congrats
ChuckC
:notworthy: So that is how THE WAYNE HOFFMAN does it nice shooting
SweatBand! I thought that was a new tire wrap I saw at the Goodyear dealer.
Good deal Gene... at least this year you didn't pass out and drop like a stone! Ha!
Biggie- it doesn't snow in Florida. The only snow job is the way you are nice to me while you are here, then bash me when you aren't! Are you scared? How big an ole' boy are you anyway?
These threads are priceless. I normally print them and put them in my "memories" file. They will be fine reading for years to come.
That sweatband used to be white until I mistakenly put it in the same washing machine with Biggie's underware, then it turned permanently green.....
Sorry Marty, I didn't mean to be nice to you while I was there...I'm slipping in my old age I guess.
Oh by the way.....nice meal Friday night :-) I just wish you would let us help with the grocery bill.
One thing about you Biggie- you do have a big heart for others, and you always pay your way- can't take that one away from you! Other than that ...... Why did you ruin Gene's headband?
Teal isn't a color, it's a duck. A brown one, at that. If you took that sweat band to the auto body paint shop and told 'em to match it, the label on the can would say "1961 Ford Fairlane Blue". That's a color. Foosha, maauve and se-esta ain't colors, either. Feces could be. Everyone would know what it was.
BTW, in the first pic, I don't see much sweat for a couple of flatlander fat guys posing next to some pretty big hogs. Either the porters were kept busy, or the diapers you guys wear on yer heads really work.
Thanks guys for the laugh before I call it a day.
I thought a Feces was someone born in late April or early May. On the other hand (no pun intended)I suppose it could be the color of a brown duck too.
Mark U.... I can only guess what Ulschmit means in German or Irish or whatever foreign country you claim. You got the feces word hidden in your name if you look close.
Gene, I just love that morrison, makes me really want to skin my curve. Thanks for the entertainment guys and congrats on the meat!
Congrats :thumbsup:
Curious Gene- What is Biggie's underware? Is that a fork he keeps in his pocket for emergencies?
Okay, underwear, not underware. Biggie's tools are all made to fit metric nuts.
Does he weigh his arrows in kilgrams? And measure his hot dogs in milimeters ?
Correction - kill- a- grams!
Awesome, congrats to the both of you!
I'm sure them two hogs won't make either of you any thinner, good going...PR
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I love it when the PBS guys make meat! That photo almost qualifies as a "sounder".
Congrats Biggie and Gene.
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I thought Biggie expressed arrow weights in terms of donuts. You know, my new cedar arrows weigh 3.25 jelly donuts.
C'mon John, everybody knows donuts are are a measurement of time and distance from camp. Example- "biggie , how soon til you get to camp?- his reply is- 4donuts " that means about an hour. But if it's early in the day that's only a half hour. It takes years to understand thses codes, John.
'round here it's beers.
Congrats on the hunt you two. :thumbsup: :clapper:
And thanks to all for the laughs, this is a great thread!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
Four peas in a pod.
Congrats.
Gene,
The only question I can think of: If you washed it with Biggies undergarments- WHY would you put it on your head??? Not sure if mojo from his family pearls helped at all- and don't really feel that you need THAT kind of mojo anyway....
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Congrats to both of ya'll, nice job and some great replies on here as well, always look forward to hearing all the "nice" things these guys have to say about ya'll!! Mark
Congrats. I want to be just like ya'll when I grow out, I mean up.
Gene must be serious, he has the morrison fired up!!
Very nice!