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Title: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: khardrunner on April 10, 2009, 04:58:00 PM
For once, the wind was in my favor. If only everything else would roll my way. I had quietly worked my way around a steep staircase and spotted a young feedbag napping a mere 10 yards away. I had a small shooting lane just to the right of a leaning broom sapling. Silently, I bent the 3 bamboo lams in my HH Tembo to a near perfect parabolic arc and released....

ahhh, darn basement trees!

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc197/khardrunner14/IMG_5128.jpg)

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc197/khardrunner14/IMG_5131.jpg)

A bit of work with the dremel tool and I was able to free the arrow. So much for that not-so-innocent broom sapling!

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc197/khardrunner14/IMG_5132.jpg)
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Romans3 on April 10, 2009, 05:06:00 PM
At least you have some private basement land to hunt on. The public basements are always so crowded. Better luck next time.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: mwmwmb on April 10, 2009, 05:07:00 PM
I was hoping on pics of arrowed rats...
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Bjorn on April 10, 2009, 05:29:00 PM
I double lunged one of the basement doors...my wife is pretty tolerant.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: VTer on April 10, 2009, 05:33:00 PM
Real men shoot in the upstairs hall!    :bigsmyl:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Over&Under on April 10, 2009, 05:38:00 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Romans3:
At least you have some private basement land to hunt on. The public basements are always so crowded. Better luck next time.
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Kevin L. on April 10, 2009, 05:49:00 PM
VTer said "Real men shoot in the upstairs hall! [bigsmyl]"

Nope, that's single men, not necessarily real ones, lol.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Jmatt1957 on April 10, 2009, 05:53:00 PM
Boy you guys are lucky. My wife wont even let me shoot my 3d deer out of the bedroom window any more.   :(
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: ishiwannabe on April 10, 2009, 05:59:00 PM
I know better than to even ask my wife...  :rolleyes:  

So, you gonna mount that?
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Shawn Leonard on April 10, 2009, 06:03:00 PM
Yup, I perforated the blender once. I was gonna mount it but it was too expensive!! Shawn
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Big Ed on April 10, 2009, 06:05:00 PM
I will not admit to anything.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Blkbird on April 10, 2009, 06:13:00 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by VTer:
Real men shoot in the upstairs hall!     :bigsmyl:  
Hope,for health reasons, your wife doesn't decide to move the furniture around!  :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: khardrunner on April 10, 2009, 06:17:00 PM
That was my "basement broom", so I didn't catch any flak. She did hit me the one time when I shot a hole in the basement door though.

ishiwannabe, do you know a good broom stuffer?
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: VTer on April 10, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
Confusious say: He who shoot upstairs know the way to Home Depot.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: tarponnut on April 10, 2009, 06:20:00 PM
Good thing you spined it, we've all heard the horror stories of wounded brooms and mops.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: fireflybow on April 10, 2009, 06:29:00 PM
JMatt1957, I bet theres a story with your window shooting.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: ishiwannabe on April 10, 2009, 06:34:00 PM
Best guy I know for taxidermy work is Guru...  :saywhat:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Downsouth on April 10, 2009, 06:34:00 PM
Great thread  :)
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: SoNevada Archer on April 10, 2009, 06:35:00 PM
That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen or read!
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Adam Keiper on April 10, 2009, 06:37:00 PM
Lookout brother, "Busticate the witch's broom and she'll emasculate the groom!"
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: straitera on April 10, 2009, 06:40:00 PM
That's funny! I'm still eating an antique oak desk I killed 2 years ago. Wouldn't have happened if honeybunch had put that apple on her head like I asked her in the first place.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Hawkeye on April 10, 2009, 06:41:00 PM
'Least you got real good penetration!!  Was that a single bevel field point???
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: bayoulongbowman on April 10, 2009, 07:15:00 PM
Dont ya know short brooms come in handy ...LOL..NOW SWEPT THAT BASEMENT OUT SON!!!!  :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: No-sage on April 10, 2009, 07:46:00 PM
That's the same model my wife rides.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: No-sage on April 10, 2009, 07:48:00 PM
And....You guy can talk to me when you shoot out the living room picture window  :eek:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: unclewhit on April 10, 2009, 08:07:00 PM
Harry Potter's going to have your a$$.  :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Oliverstacy on April 10, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
You didn't kill her ride did you?

No offense was meant with the above question...just a friendly joke.

Josh
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: gregg dudley on April 10, 2009, 08:12:00 PM
Ah...the aluminum broom handle...love those hybrids.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: slivrslingr on April 10, 2009, 08:14:00 PM
The real question is, how did it eat?  I'm guessing a little tough and stringy!

 :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: jimmerc on April 10, 2009, 08:14:00 PM
I thought I was the only one who hunts exotic household game critters< I shot a albino tub once,got about 6" of penitration but it was enough to kill it!! that one cost me big ,so now i hunt in the lower 48 bacement where it cheaper!!   :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:   You guys have me in tears here!!!
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: khardrunner on April 10, 2009, 08:21:00 PM
I haven't had any yet. We just finished butchering it. I had it sent in for sausage, though my hopes aren't high. My dad always taught me that if I shot it, I had to eat it. I'm hoping the sausage guys "loses" the package.

Love the witch comments! She's too great for that though. :-)
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Killdeer on April 10, 2009, 09:09:00 PM
I question the ethics of going after feedbags with field points.

Seeing as how the deed is done, however, and finding yourself in possession of a deceased basement dweller, perhaps this would be an excellent opportunity to conduct a "dead stick penetration test" on said broom.

I suspect the feedbag would have been still running at this point, and leaving a scant kibble/grain trail.    "[dntthnk]"    

Killdeer
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: wollybear on April 10, 2009, 09:13:00 PM
right on!!!  :bigsmyl:    :bigsmyl:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: khardrunner on April 10, 2009, 09:44:00 PM
This particular species is known for it's paper thin skin. Here in PA it is not only legal, but common practice to hunt this species with the single bevel field point. Penetration is never a problem with a properly placed shot and the single bevel field point.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: wollelybugger on April 10, 2009, 09:47:00 PM
Spackle and some left over paint and you can sometimes get away with a few misses.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: wollelybugger on April 10, 2009, 09:51:00 PM
Anyone know why witches dont wear undies. They get a better grip on the broom.  :scared:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: broketooth on April 10, 2009, 10:01:00 PM
i nearly peed my pance laughin so hard and i got a full bladder too hahahahahaha thats just to funny and the pics to sell it too oh my god   :clapper:    :clapper:    :clapper:    :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: UnderControl16 on April 10, 2009, 10:29:00 PM
HAHAHAHA! Priceless thread....
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: KentuckyTJ on April 10, 2009, 10:32:00 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by No-sage:
That's the same model my wife rides.
Oh damn...I just spit beer all over my keyboard. That's funny right there.
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: ishoot4thrills on April 10, 2009, 10:56:00 PM
Is a broom considered a varmint in your state? Or are they protected with a season? You'd better check your regs before you take down another one.

Yeah T.J., that one about killed me too when I read it! Yeah, "that's funny, I don't care who you are!".
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: khardrunner on April 10, 2009, 11:01:00 PM
Dang, I may have to send a tag in for that! Thanks for reminding me!
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Dick in Seattle on April 10, 2009, 11:45:00 PM
Never forget my first bow... a lemonwood longbow from the Western Auto store, bought with my paper route money... $13.   Brought it home and was shooting off the back porch.  My little brother asked me if I could hit the garbage can.  Having no experience at all, I assumed that if I did, I'd dent it... not a big deal.  Now, this garbage can was what my dad used to run out the outboard when he got home from fishing.  He'd fill it with water and run the motor in it to clear it out.  

I drew the bow and let loose... a fine shot... right through both sides of the can and the fence behind it into the neighbor's yard.  I snuck over and recovered the arrow, but I sure had a lot of explaining to do when dad got home to a no longer water tight garbage can!
Title: Re: Basement Hunting (pics)
Post by: Benny Nganabbarru on April 10, 2009, 11:53:00 PM
:thumbsup: