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Title: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Apex Predator on January 08, 2009, 10:19:00 AM
A couple of weeks ago I was bowhunting down a long gated off road.  It was a four mile hike to where I was.  On my way out I saw a cooler on wheels next to a doe that someone had shot that morning.  This is 4 miles from the truck!  I couldn't imagine rolling that thing that far.  I had only rounded one bend on the way out when I came up on a fellar pulling a little red wagon.  I stopped and spoke to the man.  Evidently, he had shot a hog the prior evening and was coming in to pack out the hog when he killed the deer.  Anyway, he was bringing in the wagon to haul out the deer, hog, and cooler.  He was really confindent that he had it all figured out, and I didn't want any advice.  I wished him well and headed out.  I figured he would have some trouble, but it would be a good lesson for him.  The next weekend I was hunting the same area and walked up on his "discarded" red wagon.  He abandoned it way back in the woods.  I guess I will be hauling the wagon out myself soon!  Can't leave such an eyesore in one of my favorite haunts.

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Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: bohuntr on January 08, 2009, 10:25:00 AM
Apex are you sure that is really true and not some early April Fools joke?  Unbelievable!!!
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Post by: Tall Paul on January 08, 2009, 10:33:00 AM
Where can I get one?
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Post by: KSdan on January 08, 2009, 10:37:00 AM
I hope to see it in the classifieds. . . I have been looking for one of those   :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Apex Predator on January 08, 2009, 10:52:00 AM
Sad, but true!
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: ozy clint on January 08, 2009, 11:08:00 AM
just needs a wheel alignment and your good to go apex.  :biglaugh:  

nothing worse than junk lying around in the bush. you wouldn't believe the places i've found coke cans!
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Ybuck on January 08, 2009, 11:11:00 AM
and i get ticked off when i find a food wrapper in the woods! Unbeleivable  :banghead:
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: unclewhit on January 08, 2009, 11:34:00 AM
I the dude had a real radio flyer he wouldn't have had that wheel alignment problem.

[To quote everyones favorite rabbit, (Buggs Bunny),: "What a maroon"!]
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: dragon rider on January 08, 2009, 11:45:00 AM
My mother used to say that God took special care of babies, drunks and damn fools, which probably explains how the guy managed to kill a hog and a doe despite the obviously correct analysis by Unclewhit and Mr. Bunny.
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Flinttim on January 08, 2009, 11:56:00 AM
The sad part is, the numb nutts actually blundered upon both a hog and deer. I'll hunt clean the rest of my days and not do that.
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Rob Fin on January 08, 2009, 02:47:00 PM
Now I finally know what the true purpose of that 4 wheeled thing my daughter plays with is! Mine is the exact same model as yours except mine is green. The green are much less conspicuous in the woods.
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: ron w on January 08, 2009, 02:55:00 PM
It's really good to know that there are idiots all over and not just here in New York.
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Post by: Bakes168 on January 08, 2009, 04:06:00 PM
Same here Ron, I thought for sure they all lived in MI.
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Post by: sswv on January 08, 2009, 05:50:00 PM
"life's hard....but it's harder if you're stupid"
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Jeff Roberts on January 08, 2009, 06:18:00 PM
I know the road he was on Marty. If he was that stupid wonder how he found his way back out even tho it was a dead end? Unfortunatly he is not the only stupid or inconsiderate jack out there.
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: RC on January 08, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
Reminds me of the guy at HorseCreek that used beer cans for brite eyes. The whole 100 yards from the road.Idiot.RC
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: sulphur on January 08, 2009, 07:40:00 PM
my kids won't even pull one of those dumb things.  worst wagon of all time.  I had a real radio flyer when i was a kid, back when people still made things out of metal.  funny story btw
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Buckeye Trad Hunter on January 08, 2009, 07:42:00 PM
I didn't even like pullin my kid around the zoo in one of those much less all that stuff out of the woods.  As far as the competance of the guy who left it, I don't even know what to say.
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: unclewhit on January 08, 2009, 08:18:00 PM
Just think he has to explain it to his kid how daddy broke the lil' red wagon.
That being said it's too bad that he passed on DNA.
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Outwest on January 08, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Might work good for squirels.
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Post by: str8sh2ter on January 08, 2009, 10:07:00 PM
OK I'll ask;Was the cooler full of beer?
great story.
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Post by: Danny Rowan on January 09, 2009, 04:17:00 AM
I know that road too and it is hard enough to walk in or out with a pack on much less pulling a cooler or that thing, What a moron. Probably left it at my favorite spot too, huh Marty.

Danny
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: Apex Predator on January 09, 2009, 04:54:00 AM
He was way past your spot Danny!  :)
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: alligatordond on January 09, 2009, 06:34:00 PM
Oh unclewhit, that is independent front suspension!

Aside from the problem with leaving a discarded wagon behind, I think the dude was rather clever in his approach. I actually have the same wagon in my garage. It was a present to my 13 year old when she was 1. I use it to haul yard trash etc now. It can handle a pretty heavy load since I used it to haul 1 girl scout leader, my wife, 2 miles in a Christmas parade several years ago.
Title: Re: Redneck game cart!
Post by: alligatordond on January 09, 2009, 06:35:00 PM
Probably shouldn't have used heavy load and wife in the same post.   :knothead: