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Title: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Battle_shaft on October 21, 2008, 11:35:00 AM
I might have tripped over it.

Was talking to a really good customer of mine (I pump grease traps) over the weekend and got off subject. He started complaining to me that he lives in a really nice gated community with a hundred or so acres of "nature preserve" in it and they're having a real problem with wild hogs tearing up the landscaping and everyones yards.    :eek:    He said he thinks it's just a few problem animals because "he's only ever seen a half dozen or so when he's checking the landscaping IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!!"

We all know, if he's seeing half a dozen in the middle of the day, there's 100 that only come out at night.

His complaint was that the pest people were going to charge them $200.00 a month and $100.00 per pig to get rid of them.

I think I can help him out. LOL
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Blackhawk on October 21, 2008, 11:45:00 AM
Yes sir, and tell him you would only charge half that fee.
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: bbassi on October 21, 2008, 11:46:00 AM
what day should I get there?  :D
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: upatree on October 21, 2008, 03:41:00 PM
What part of Florida and when do you need my services?  I will only charge my expenses to the community nothing more.  I would be glad to help save there flowers.
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Abram on October 21, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
Have bow, will travel   :bigsmyl:
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Stone Knife on October 21, 2008, 04:26:00 PM
This smells like a Trad Gang get together.
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: BobW on October 21, 2008, 04:30:00 PM
just say when you need me
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: buckeye_hunter on October 21, 2008, 04:47:00 PM
Ummmmm....I work cheap!
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: robtattoo on October 21, 2008, 05:16:00 PM
Airport convenient?  :D
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: gregg dudley on October 21, 2008, 05:50:00 PM
Shane, old buddy, old pal,  

You can charge him what you want to and you don't have to pay me a thing...
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: hunt it on October 21, 2008, 05:56:00 PM
My services are free when it comes to hog killin. Tell them you know this Security specialist from Canada that can help you rid those tresspassers and throw in a free Security Audit.  :goldtooth:  Have fun, I would!
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Battle_shaft on October 22, 2008, 09:44:00 AM
Ok, went to meet with the association people yesterday and take a look at the place. All I can say is OMG! :shock:

There is rooting in all of their landscaping areas and the builders rep told me they've had to call the police and animal control to chase boar out of peoples yards 3 or 4 times in the last month! There are pigs rooting up the yards at million dollar homes. Rooting up THE FRONT YARDS!!!!

 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/Landscaping.jpg)

These pigs have no fear of humans at all. None. And the because of it's proximity to houses and the road no one has hunting it in years. It is INFESTED with ligs like a crackhouse has roaches. Look at the time stamps on the pictures. I walked around for about 45 minutes and never got more than 50yds from the road and..............

 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/Rooting1.jpg)

 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/Rooting2.jpg) and
 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/Rubbing1.jpg)
 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/Rubbing2.jpg)
 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/Rubbing3.jpg)

and then while I was trying to figure out how to store a GPS coordinate on my phone this guy came limping up the trail on 3 legs.

 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/MyBuddy.jpg)

Wounded and angry. When I snapped the picture he started huffing at me so I shot him with my .380 I carry around all the time and he ran off. It was intense for a second. he was about 150 or so, wounded with nice cutters 5 yds away from me and all I have is a piddly AMT .380 and a blackberry.


Then, on the way out I looked up the trail and 3 little watermelons wererunning down the trail. I stepped off the trail and got oneof them as well. Then, like we all do when we do something really dumb, I had my moment of clarity and realised momma was probably close by so I took care of the melon and high tailed it to the truck.

 (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/shane2841/Hunting%20and%20Scouting/Kensington/Melon.jpg)

Upon my return to the subdivision with the melon I was greeting like a conquering hero. These people are sick to death of these pigs.

This is gonna be GOOD!!!!!! :lol:

Longbow goodness to begin tomorrow evening!
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: BTH on October 22, 2008, 11:22:00 AM
Dude, you have found it! Too bad you're on the other side of the country 'cause I'd love to come help out with that problem. Nurture your relationship with these folks. Kill lots of pigs for them and share the pork.
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Chris Surtees on October 22, 2008, 11:38:00 AM
Very nice...best of luck with the rooters!!!

Chris
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: nutmeg on October 22, 2008, 11:55:00 AM
I can smell the bacon frying now>(nut)
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Paul WA on October 22, 2008, 02:22:00 PM
Dam, a lifetime supply of thick cut bacon...MMMMM
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: 3blades on October 22, 2008, 02:41:00 PM
Holy pork chop! That is a gift from god my good friend.
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: oscarh on October 22, 2008, 03:00:00 PM
NEED SOME HELP ???? Would love to get my 1st trad kill on a pig  :bigsmyl:    :bigsmyl:  Ken
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: oscarh on October 30, 2008, 12:56:00 AM
:bigsmyl:
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: Mike Orton on October 30, 2008, 01:12:00 AM
Battleshaft, in all seriousness, if there ever was a a better opportunity for a Trad Gang Rondevous, I certainly do not know of the opportunity...you really should consider doing a "Trad Gang blitz", have the residents of the association sponsor a victory Bar-B-Que and make a party out of the whole thing.  What a great Public Relations campaign this could be for the hunting community and Traditional Archery specifically.  With the proper press release nad media handling this could have real potential as a positive contribution toward the sport of hunting.

I'm glad you have found your honey hole and wish you good luck, but remain serious in my suggestion.  And no, I personally would not be able to attend the event due to distance but I'm sure there would be many regional guys willing to participate.  :saywhat:
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: LEOPARD on October 30, 2008, 05:56:00 AM
Great stuff! Have a blast!  :D   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: JAG on October 30, 2008, 10:42:00 PM
The Alabama Dept. Conservation, has charged the Bowhunters of Alabama, Inc. with the Urban Deer Control for a State Park, and several small cities.   Maybe you can work it out with Fl. or the Homeowners Assn.  We've got a good program going.  Requiers a membership to BHA, IBEP course, and Proficiency test and an interview, with possibility of background check.  All pretty simple.  We've got teams together, that will be able to hunt inside the city limits all season.  Just have to be low profile. And kill alot of deer!  Just a thought.  
Although BHA is not a Trad. org., we do have a good group of trads working with the teams.  
Johnny/JAG
pm me if you want the info about our set up.
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: ethan on October 31, 2008, 07:04:00 AM
Dang, have you bought a lottery ticket recently? With luck like that you should!!  ;)
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: The Baron on October 31, 2008, 08:57:00 AM
Make sure to post a hunt thread for us if you go in there... with pictures!   :bigsmyl:
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: buckster on November 03, 2008, 03:14:00 PM
Shane,

This is a honey hole for sure.  I am ready, willing, and able SHOULD you need any assistance in pursuing pork bellies!
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: TradPaul on November 03, 2008, 03:53:00 PM
only a 7 hour drive for me......
Title: Re: The Holy Grail of bowhunting
Post by: grizz on November 03, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
My son Joe will be back from Afghanistan by december and he would do backflips if he were faced with your problem! He can't wait to get his longbow in those sweaty palms again soon. He lives right by Ft Walton Beach.