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Main Boards => PowWow => Topic started by: Gene Wensel on August 30, 2022, 07:19:07 PM
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I found a really big bull elk in one of those areas where we need a special permit to shoot a bull elk. I didn't draw one of those coveted bull tags, but this bull has been hanging around with 8-10 cow elk. I'm pretty sure he identifies himself as a cow elk. Do you think it'd be okay for me to shoot him with my cow elk tag?
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That’s a good one Gene. :laughing: Hope and pray you are doing well, Good Providence :pray: :notworthy: :campfire:
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You'd probably end up in a protracted court battle, I would not risk it.
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Makes sense to me, Gene. :biglaugh:
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If it’s in Colorado, they might buy it!
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Even in the animal kingdom. :biglaugh:
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In this day and age of gay rights, one never knows.... i think you'll need him to come out of the closet first. :biglaugh:
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Depends if you get a new age warden or judge.
If I only had a cow tag I'd probably just thin his herd though. They generally eat better anyway.
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To be sure, wait until he encounters a stout by limber small tree. If he hugs it the cow tag is ok to use. If he beats the dickens out of it best let him go.
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A Penna. mountain man walked into a bar. He saw a beautiful woman sitting by herself. He sat down and asked her if he could buy her a drink.
Your wasting your time I'm a lesbian, he looked puzzled, I like girls.
He went to the end of the bar and started crying. The bartender said what's the matter. I think I'm a lesbian.
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Gene,
It is good to hear from you. I hope you are doing well.
Good luck on catching up with Woody's kid!
JMC
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Ha.. three months ago I drew a cow moose tag in ND and I said the same thing to my friends !
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Gene, i think if you asked for a jury trial you would be aquitted. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :laughing: :laughing:
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What pronouns does it identify as? She/Her/Hers?
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Or We/They/Us ?
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I believe this is the official answer you’re looking for Gene. Shoot away.
Best regards
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Be careful of the monkey pox. You never know what else (optional pronoun ) is in to.
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If you take the shot, you may need to start a GoFundMe page.
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oh jeeees, what am i gonna do when that big buck comes prancing by, acting all prissy and chit! :dunno:
now we got problems. :banghead: :archer2:
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If you can get a signed document declaring appropriate gender identity and have it notarized, you have a shot.
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I had a trail cam pic last week of one spike buck humping another. I was totally confused as to who was identifying as what. :banghead:
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In these crazy times he just might! I drew a Colorado cow archery tag...hoping to find a bull who identifies as a cow but I will settle for a "sis-gendered" cow moose. :biglaugh:
Glad to hear you are hunting and I hope you are able to get out more as the season progresses!
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Years ago we were hunting elk down by a game refuge. They had some pretty high fences around one section near a farmers hay field, but it didn’t do very well keeping the elk inside. I think it was more for keeping hunter’s outside….
We observed bull elk mating with cattle on several occasions. The rancher never reported any strange looking cattle as a by product, but was constantly complaining about all the elk in his fields. We were trying to help him out with that problem…. Lol
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Shoot away, this could go all the way to the Supreme Court :readit: :coffee:
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Gene, just tell them you identify as a grizzly. :biglaugh:
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Good one Gene. That made my morning.
Good luck hunting this fall.
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Maybe not this year, but in this absolutely ridiculous politically correct "new" society you shouldn't have to wait too long.
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I don't see why not Gene. In this bizarro world we live in, Saul Alinsky's dream is coming to fruition. My mortgage identifies as a student loan, just waiting for that to be "forgiven" from Brandon.
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Well I don’t think due to Woke the other elk are allowed to tell him any different. Besides you would be discriminating by not including him as fair game just because IT has horns. Shoot away!! :archer2:
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the answer is yes, unless it is no. If No, then yes. Except for No but then ocassionally yes only if yes when no is no or yes.
Hope that clears it up for you uncle Gene.
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Gene in today’s world this is sound logic. I say go get him/her!
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Is this the reason we get either sex tags? HMMMM