Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 02:13:49 PM
After many set backs in 2021 I finally picked up the encrypted secured F. R. O. G Team phone and called Sniper. Why Sniper first? Well Sniper is 3rd in command and I normally would have called Scout as my LT and second in command, but with Snipers perchance for being AWOL in so many missions it was vital I get his commitment :banghead:
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 02:27:52 PM
Is this Cap? A voice replied. Of course it’s Cap, and don’t call me Cap! How many time must I remind you of proper Chain of Command etiquettes. it’s Captain or Supreme Leader or Sir, not “Cap” :knothead:
Listen I need you to commit to tonight, at 2000 can you promise me you’ll be there?
Well I suppose I could try. No Sniper I need a definitive yes from you, it’s very important!
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 02:34:01 PM
As many of you know the vietfrogs are the vile, transformational, slimy, but taste like chicken enemies that we regularly engage.
Our mission tonight is none other than the notorious Mr. Bigg’s old haunt “Boneyard”
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Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 02:51:11 PM
http://www.tradgang.com/tgsmf/index.php?topic=167426.0
A new insurgent leader has set claim to the old territory and F. R. O. G must now sweep them out.
Post by: woodchucker on August 07, 2021, 03:16:20 PM
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 04:18:36 PM
Then last year and into this present time we have all faced the ravages of the “Cova”. The “Cova” is what COVID-19 has become known to be called down in our deep southern towns.
I’m sure I had it originally in February 2020 when it was first being referred to and then in the last 3 weeks I’ve had the Delta strain of the “Cova”.
So during those 3 weeks I use it wisely in prepping my weapons for when an opportunity arose to go after the vietfrogs.
And on top of that we’ve had non stopped rain since early April that has kept the river at flood stage until now.
Post by: Possum Head on August 07, 2021, 04:22:03 PM
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 04:36:12 PM
https://rumble.com/embed/vi33qg/?pub=k4cbd
http://www.tradgang.com/tgsmf/index.php?topic=176531.0
Post by: woodchucker on August 07, 2021, 05:09:12 PM
I too, am sure I had it back in Feb. 2020, got it again last Dec. (for sure)
People actually think there's a "deadly virus" out there?? :dunno:
One thing is for sure, nobody gets out of this world on two feet....
You can LIVE your life, or spend it locked in a box hoping the reaper don't find you.
Good Luck on your mission!!! Shoot fast, shoot straight... :archer2:
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 06:56:21 PM
Chuck N. You sure you’re not C. Norris? There’s something eerily consequential with your name :goldtooth:
But…back to our story.
The “Cova” and its deadly Delta’s variance has nearly done in the Supreme Leader and Captain of F. R. O. G.
Could it be another attempted assassination? Only makes sense knowing these vile vietfrogs.
So with that in mind I headed out to meet up with Scout and hopefully Sniper…if he wasn’t AWOL again.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 07:30:16 PM
It would allow us to blend in and not attract any unwanted attention.
It had become necessary to disguise ourselves and our intent as more and more became aware of our skills. It has also became more divisive now in our current political culture.
But for our team it would be an easy blending in, as we are naturally unassuming looking individuals.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 07:44:46 PM
Highly trained and disciplined in the arts and skills of assassins archery. As that great thinker Napoleons Dynamite would say they have “Bow hunting” skills :biglaugh:
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 07:47:13 PM
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Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 09:44:41 PM
Hi Cap! Don’t call me Cap! And especially here, you’ll blow our cover :smileystooges:
As I’m dressing down Sniper for improper Chain of Command protocol, Scout pulls in and shouts “Hey Cap y’all ready to head to “Bone yard”….”Boneheads” I tell you!
I need new recruits, young impressionable, teachable recruits!
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 09:51:50 PM
We pull up just outside the perimeter and check-in
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 10:02:32 PM
We move in and I step up and draw back from 7-8 yards and hit anchor….steady…steady…shswish….and the silence is broken…
Ksplat! Number 1 is down :thumbsup:
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Post by: woodchucker on August 07, 2021, 10:36:55 PM
Things sure have changed since I was in the Marines. Must be that new "Modern Warfare" :dunno:
Guess I'll go pour me another cup :coffee:
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 07, 2021, 10:59:57 PM
We must keep our cover, so following rules of WMA’s is important :bigsmyl:
Post by: woodchucker on August 08, 2021, 11:28:17 AM
Mascarading as a bunch of "Good Ole Swamp Boys" having fun!! :readit: :thumbsup:
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 12:19:52 PM
None the less once again it has interfered with mission integrity.
As we hurried to cover as much ground as possible and take out as many sentries in the time remaining we became separated.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 12:53:53 PM
Three shots later and an empty quiver the Ninja 🥷 still sits there looking at us.
Sniper pipes up “your up Cap”. Sniper always pipes up at the most in opportune times.
Sniper then makes accusations to Scout that I was stalling hoping the ninja 🥷 frog would leave knowing I couldn’t hit it in that tangled maze.
No, Snipe I’m just maneuvering trying to get the best shot angle. So after 5 minutes of “maneuvering” the Ninja 🥷 frog still won’t leave, er….is still under the belief I can’t see him :biglaugh:
So I slowly draw back and pick a vine to smash through hoping I hit the ninja 🥷 in the process.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 01:20:05 PM
I can’t see anything as Sniper and Scout who are holding the lights are in disbelief and are shining the lights at each other. Hey shine down here I can’t see the Ninja 🥷 is he coming my way :dunno:
Sniper says “ No Cap he’s dead as a “door nail”” whatever that means.
Yea, well that what I thought…I knew that…just wasn’t sure if more ninja 🥷 frogs were around and might need to take them out to.
The only spot he could be hit, the arrow found its way to…
Post by: woodchucker on August 08, 2021, 02:59:34 PM
Post by: Keefer on August 08, 2021, 03:14:50 PM
I believe that Ninja already gave up the ghost a few days ago by the looks of him.
That might just be the reason he never sprang forward from the previous sidewinding missiles that were deployed by the the other guys .
You just happened to deploy a missile that hit an already “Riga-mortis” reptile I do say so myself . But then again I wasn’t there to make that observation .biglaugh:
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 04:07:10 PM
As you stated “I wasn’t there “ and that’s a very good observation and I must say is better scouting skills than my current Scout processes.
Now as for the current decease ninja 🥷 frog I assure you he was very much alive. But the intelligence officers in charge of CSI induction did the best he could a day after battle scenes clean up.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 04:18:24 PM
Hey I shouted, radio discipline, cut it out you two! Rank amateurs :knothead:
When going to bark orders again I noticed movement at my 3 o’clock position and skillfully slid my headlamp to the left side of my head while simultaneously turning off my hand torch and placing in front pocket. This simple act took all of 3.56 minutes to accomplish and I might add may have set a new world record for efficiency!
Not every man posses such skills, highly honed in real war fighting adventures, but it goes with the territory.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 04:24:35 PM
Once finally getting the headlamp on and place over my left eye so when I turn my head the ninja 🥷 is lined up under said illumination. And picking up dropped torch cleaning mud off it and placing in any pocket takes time. You know how much time? Exactly 3.56 minutes….
So once this was done I quickly dispatched the ninja 🥷.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 04:36:11 PM
When I got there it appeared Sniper was overjoyed due to Scout pulling off a double. Runner out at first, and a quick pitch retires the ending!
But I knew from pass experience that Sniper is never happy when someone’s ahead of him on the body count :readit:
Supreme and Scout 2 apiece Sniper 1
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Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 04:42:42 PM
But with so many comments in between every post I make it just make it longer to get done.
So if you guys would just quit commenting soooo much I’ll speed this up :biglaugh: :goldtooth:
Post by: woodchucker on August 08, 2021, 05:07:07 PM
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Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 05:25:16 PM
“Hey Sniper it your turn and I see a nice one sitting on that log” as I pointed at one, a big sentry.
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Only problem was he would have to wade out to nearly his waistline to retrieve the body if successful.
This was what the doctor order as Sniper take extreme pleasure in impossible shots, howbeit he doesn’t like to get dirty.
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 05:38:35 PM
I was afraid his sorrows would drown him, pull him under….But he says “ Man that’s a big frog and I want to shoot it, and besides I’m behind”.
Now that’s the Sniper I know!
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 05:53:20 PM
Get em, go get em before he jump off shouts Scout as the bobbing fletches start a circle and dive dance.
Much like a big bull brim pulling a bobber under and racing towards the bottom!
Now to you lesser men who have never witness such battle, this is very exciting to say the least :o
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 05:57:56 PM
Once this was done a smile shot across his face, not because he had the biggest one of the night but he had even the score :bigsmyl:
Post by: South MS Bowhunter on August 08, 2021, 06:22:28 PM
We round a bend where a drain empty into the lake, and I see one on a log and shoot, but miss. Sniper see one and nails it. Scout empties another quiver to no avail.
I finished off the final sentry of the night as the clock strikes 22:00, we all gathered by the roads edge and assess personal injuries and found we had none except for Sniper and Scouts pride as both were muddy from there escapades :clapper:
In total 8 vietfrogs were eliminated due to refusing to surrender under peaceful terms.
Supreme 3, Sniper 3, and Scout 2
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