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Title: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Autumnarcher on February 18, 2020, 05:56:48 PM

Y’all gotta keep an eye on that Kenny fella. He sews his advice and peddles his wares. Next thing ya know, yer wife doesnt recognize ya when ya come in the house, the snow ain’t been plowed in the driveway for weeks. The dog growls at ya, the shop is cluttered with bow parts and scraps of wood layin about. You smell like epoxy and fiberglass, ya have a disheveled dusty appearance, and the post office is askin about settin up a substation in yer driveway. Yer neighbors start askin where their hardwoods have disappeared to.
 This guy will feed yer addiction with sound advice and prompt shipping of beautifully made veneers and core tapers, spin highly technical mathmatical equations regarding taper rates and some weird contrivance called a superlam.

Yeah, I’m hooked. And all y’all are enablers.
Startin another one here real soon.
 These postal packages should be labeled Warning-Contents may be habit forming. 

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Mad Max on February 18, 2020, 06:42:00 PM

Suckerrrrrrrr :bigsmyl:

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Bvas on February 19, 2020, 09:01:15 AM

 :biglaugh: Kenny can definitely feed the addiction with high quality goods.

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Crooked Stic on February 19, 2020, 09:09:35 AM

Its called youraregonnawannabuildanotherone syndrome. Not a bad thing to have tho.  :bigsmyl:

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Flem on February 19, 2020, 09:14:03 AM

I think there is a help line you can call. But you should be OK, as long as you don't start selling drugs to fuel your addiction :bigsmyl:

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: wood carver 2 on February 19, 2020, 05:04:37 PM

Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Dave.

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: wood carver 2 on February 19, 2020, 05:05:11 PM

We did warn you, didn’t we?  :biglaugh:
Dave.

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Autumnarcher on February 19, 2020, 07:46:17 PM

Flem, I called the help line. Kenny answered.  :biglaugh:

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: buddyb on February 19, 2020, 07:50:58 PM

 :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Flem on February 19, 2020, 08:14:54 PM

Quote from: Autumnarcher on February 19, 2020, 07:46:17 PM

Flem, I called the help line. Kenny answered.  :biglaugh:

 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Classic

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: Roy from Pa on February 19, 2020, 08:50:02 PM

LOL

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: quail on February 19, 2020, 10:25:34 PM

Forget the support groups or any others who offer intervention. You have passed through a one way door through which there is no way back. Welcome to The Dark Side!

Title: Re: Contents may be habit forming
Post by: kennym on February 21, 2020, 08:45:27 AM

Chuck , that sounds like Hotel California , I always wondered what the meaning of that song was !!