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Main Boards => PowWow => Topic started by: Terry Green on May 06, 2008, 04:47:00 PM
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I HEARBY ANNOUNCE THAT WAR HAS BEEN DECLAIRED!!!!
St Judes General Listing Forum (http://tradgang.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum;f=118)
This thread is gonna be fun.... :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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LOCK & LOAD!<><
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Geez, I was afraid to click in on this thread. I thought for sure the Cookie Commandos were going to come blasting me right off the internet! :scared: :scared:
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Originally posted by sticshooter:
LOCK & LOAD!<><
Com'on Frank, Its Nock and Draw :readit: :p
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Do we bid in the thread/posts...
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Dude! (said in three or more syllables) Let's rock it. Where is the chairman? Tell me how much my investment is going to be this year.
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I talked with JC last weekend and asked him to be reeaaalllll nice to Miss Kim this month. She's the engine that makes the cookie bus go. :pray: :pray: :pray:
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I hear there's lots of other fine bakers out there just waiting to help the kids...and some fellers that like cookies! Not to mention all the great stuff that I'm looking forward to seeing up for auction.
Gonna be a good one...
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OK, the fuse has been lit!!! There is now a cookie listing!
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You're my new hero, Carmen! Sorry Terry, you've dropped to second place.
I likes me some COOOOO KEEEES!!!
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This is new to me. What are you talking about?
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you know, I still have 3/4 of my stock from last year in the freezer in vacuum sealed bags. Gold may be over 1K an oz., but those cookies may be worth more to this year's loosers. ;)
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Gatekeeper, JC's lovely wife, Miss Kim, has develped quite a reputation with her culinary skills, in particular when it comes to making chocholate chip cookies. She has graciously offered up some of her morsels on the St. Jude auction, and bidding was fierce.
Last year, in the interest of spreading the wealth, so to speak, a bunch of us got together and sold "stock" in a special little corporation devoted solely to the procurement of said cookies. Each shareholder ended up receiving 4 cookies as evidence of ownership in the corporation.
Plans are in place to continue stock sales again this year - watch the auction for more details on how to become an owner! :readit:
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OK, I'm coming out of retirement and ready for work...that is as VP of Consumption MK,LLC :bigsmyl: Doc
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I volunteer as Quality Control Person! Oh yeah, I forgot this is not a necessary position within the Corp. due to meeting and exceeding industry standards!
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I see a QUANTITY control, but I don't see anything listed for QUALITY control. I think that is best left up to the cook!
Here is the board makeup from last year. We need to have a Board Meeting, but I would guess all former employees will have the option to renew their contracts!
Miss Kim - Production Manager
Vance Brewer ( Iron Bull) - C.E.O.
Joe Lasch (Whip) - C.F.O.
Jeff Springer (Tippit) - V.P. - Consumption
Bob Walker - Chairman of the Board
Rob Peel (Robtattoo) - Head of Legal Affairs
Dick Easter (Rabbitman) - Chief Security Officer
Kevin Bahr - V.P. - Quantity Control Officer
Doug Campbell - Audit Manager
Walt Francis - VP - Weights and Measures
Eagle24 (2 shares)- Facilities Management
bbassi - VP- Credit Administration
BigRon- Maintenance (especially the kitchen )
Tim Roberts - Corporate Training
Gregg Dudley - VP-Leisure Activities
Drewsbow - VP- Research and Development
Curveman - Compliance Officer
Kingstaken - VP- Marketing
Irish - VP- Human Resources
Skyler - President
Hormoan - Corporate Communications Officer
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My wife Ashley has joined in the cookie wars! 2 dozen choclate chip cookies for each of the bid forums. There are several folks here who have had some of her cookies and can attest to their yumminess :bigsmyl: She also mentioned something about peanutbutter oatmeal bars too! :thumbsup: Joseph
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Sign me up....again!
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There'll be more COOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEES posted tonight/tomorrow morning. I have to talk to the baker to see what she plans on baking. Probably a batch for each of the bid forums, and maybe a different kind for each.
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As QUANTITY Control Officer, I say MORE COOOO KEEEES!!! Ashley, Carmen, Miss Kim, who's next?
Dang it, there goes my girlish figure... :bigsmyl:
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Originally posted by Whip:
Gatekeeper, JC's lovely wife, Miss Kim, has develped quite a reputation with her culinary skills, in particular when it comes to making chocholate chip cookies. She has graciously offered up some of her morsels on the St. Jude auction, and bidding was fierce.
Last year, in the interest of spreading the wealth, so to speak, a bunch of us got together and sold "stock" in a special little corporation devoted solely to the procurement of said cookies. Each shareholder ended up receiving 4 cookies as evidence of ownership in the corporation.
Plans are in place to continue stock sales again this year - watch the auction for more details on how to become an owner! :readit:
Ah yes...and just as supply and demand goes....there are now more suppliers for this years auction. So, hopefully we'll keep the 'run on cookies' to a minimum.
Probably NOT! :biglaugh:
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Mr. Whip, the VP of HR is reporting for duty.
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Whip, The VP of Weights and Measures is ready to do battle. In keeping with my position, and to prepare for the upcoming campaign, I have increased my weight and the measurements around my waist. It is the least I could do to help defend MK, LLC’s position in the market (That’s the story I told my wife and I am sticking to it.)
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:bigsmyl:
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I'm ready to report to duty......Skyler
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SKY.....Their posta be reportin to YOU....Not you to them :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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The cookies are listed!!!! The cookies are listed!!!! :bigsmyl: There certainly are lots to choose from this year!
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I think you guys should definately branch out. As an independent observer, I propose you file for change of corporation name to something like "St. Judes Cookie Conglomeration". Pursue and acquire other contractors, capture the supply completely for overwhelming power within the market. You will be cookie magnates....think of the possibilites for the kids....the power of sweets should not be underestimated.
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:biglaugh: A monopoly in the making...
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:bigsmyl:
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AIM SMALL ,MISS SMALL! I'm gonna getme some cookies this year.
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Ah....I see the Leader of The Free Kookie World has made a grand appearance!!!!
Howdie Miss Kim.
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Looks like this year's auction will not only cost me some money, but a few pounds as well...! :thumbsup:
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I sure am hopin that the Pres. is on top of this (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/bored.gif)
"PROTECTING OUR INVESTMENTS" (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/beggingpleasesmiley.gif)
So SKY whatz the Plan ole Boy????
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Good morning boys and girls. I simply can't wait for the auction this year. It is going to be a blast and the kids are really going to be blessed.
It has been awhile since I have made these cookies so I think I will have to make a batch to see if I am rusty. Looks like the fellas at the bear hunt with JC are going to benefit from my trials...and maybe errors too! After a week with bears, they won't care what the cookies look like.... :D
Maybe have time to bake a few dozen for the June shoot at our house as well...we shall see.... :saywhat:
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(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/2434.gif) (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/zwhat34343435.gif) (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/hair-1.gif)
That's plain COLD Miss Kim..... COLD :banghead: :banghead:
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Vance,
You could always come a little early for your yearly trip.... :notworthy:
And don't even think about coming without Andy. He's part of the family now. :campfire:
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I must admit I feel a small amount of guilt. I got mine in the mail last year. Didn't tell a sole about them. And did not share them at all, that was not nice of me to do.
But they where SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD, maybe I should not feel guilty? :jumper:
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As vp of research and development I am in :0)
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Just had my diagnostics equipment calibrated and new elements and temperature controls in stock and ready if needed. Generator on hand with plenty of fuel if an electrical outage occurs. Ready for Duty. :readit: :bigsmyl: :thumbsup:
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Our first priority is to do what is best for the kids and that is to raise as much money as we can. I believe we need to look at some of the other cookie companies. What does the Board of Directors think?
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I can't wait for the TBG shoot. Can you say cookie. Way to go Miss Kim. :bigsmyl: :thumbsup:
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Beware...I may attempt a hostile takeover of the corporation.
$$$$ talks and BS walks.........
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Hey Biggie, This is the Prez. I thought you were more into donuts.....I'm watching you....Skyler
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Biggie........ (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/rofl_bigger.gif)
Your chances of (A) Crumb (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/smiley_zzchocolatebunny.gif)
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Whatsamatter Biggie, you want em all fer yourself? Not gonna happen. No way. No how. :goldtooth:
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I LOVE a challenge....you may have just sealed the company's fate........
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:saywhat:
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And so it begins.........
:bigsmyl: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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Oh dear......
The Legal Eagles over here may have something to sayabout threats of hostile takeovers. Actually, we just laugh dirisivey at the thought!
Bunny Boy & Border Bob tried last year & look what happened there...assimilation. They work for us now.....
:biglaugh:
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Jeez a guy is considering buying out the company and ya'll sick the Head of Legal Affairs on me....
Ruthless bunch eh?
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With all the cookies on the board this year, I don't think you guys can get them all.
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Whip, I never buy any company that I don't have controlling interest in.
Who is the CEO again? Is he appointed or elected?
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Boys...you'd best not kick the hornets nest there...Biggie walks with a limp, and not because he has an injured leg...it's his wallet throwing him off balance :p
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CEO is Vance Brewer. Mess with the Bull and you're likely to get the horn.... :readit:
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Oh yea, I'll be on duty crunching coo... er a I mean numbers ;)
Keep a close eye on that Big Fella Vance :saywhat:
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All I can say is: :scared:
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(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/smile-laugh-point.gif) Glad to see your interest in Our Product MR. Biggie
Mr JC..... Just how does he carry this wallet? Last I heard he don't wear NO PANTS :scared:
So's ya all are aware. we quit usin Wallets. Joe managed a deal, we now own BRINKS :goldtooth:
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Oooooohhhh...this is gonna be a gooood St. Judes! Sure wish those sick kids could appreciate the banter and poking that goes on during this event, I know it would cheer them up with laughter as it does the rest of us :clapper:
Here's to the kids!
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To all those hostile's with ill intend with our cookies. BEWARE, ya don't want us sicking our
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l101/GUNSMITHAMMO/Smileys/cookie-monster.jpg) ON YOU!
The kids love him but you won't :readit: :D
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Now what we need is somebody to make a cheesecake....THEN you'll see the gloves come off! (cuz I loves me some cheesecake)
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:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Joe, look...you've gone and upset Vance now :rolleyes: . The last thing Dad needs is distractions.
Cheesecake....honestly
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Ooooooohhhh Cheesecake....the only problem with Cheesecake is having to decide between either Strawberry's or Heated Chocolate on top!
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Vance ol buddy....although Ms Kims cookies can't be duplicated, there can be no patent issued on any particular mixture. SO, while your company can lay claim to it's inventory, there can be no claim made as to "our product"
"Our product" is public domain.......
Got my annual bonus today...all I can say is WOW!!!
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First Biggie your all wet and have NO PRODUCT.
Looks like several extra letters in your Bonus description also (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l101/GUNSMITHAMMO/Smileys/RollingSmiley.gif)
Brent
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This is gettin good. :campfire:
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Being Chief Security Officer I have one thing to say....don't make me use "the secret weapon" Biggie!! Last year, before the merger, Iron Bull got a taste of "the secret weapon" and the merger soon followed....to his great relief. You realy don't want any of what he got....trust me. :bigsmyl:
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Easy on the trigger there Dick. I think he's just funnin' with us. But if he does get out of line don't be afraid to use all the weapons at your disposal. :readit:
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You guys still got the secret WEAPON!!!!!!!
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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Here ya go "Biggie" chew on this-un ta get warmed up
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/IronBull_/Smileys/owned-1.gif)
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And that was just one of the secret weapons. That wasn't even the big one! (http://www.smileycons.com/img/emotions/89.gif)
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RUTT ROH!
Better check out who just walked in!!!!
From 'Dark Ridge' NJ!!!
WILDCAT!!!!! (http://tradgang.com/noncgi/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=118;t=000291;p=1#000000)
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Recon I got any Bargin POWER LEFT :banghead: :banghead:
Easy Dick........NOT YET :p
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" Decadent "
I can't believe she said that!!!
Did she say that????
She did say that didn't she????
I'm not sure that's legal....we may have to get a ruling on that!!!!!
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Hold fire till ya can see the white of his :eek: tighty's :scared:
I think we scared him off anyway :readit: :thumbsup:
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Still lookin fer someone to donate a cheesecake...
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Donate
Sorry done ate :bigsmyl:
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Decadent...now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about right there!!
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(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/reviveourhomes/Cheescake.jpg)
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Originally posted by Terry Green:
" Decadent "
I can't believe she said that!!!
Did she say that????
She did say that didn't she????
I'm not sure that's legal....we may have to get a ruling on that!!!!!
Yep, SHE used that nasty word, not me! :eek: :D
And that is the CORRECT word to use when defining her brownie offerings!
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Originally posted by Lewis Brookshire III:
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/reviveourhomes/Cheescake.jpg)
Ooooooohhhhh yeeaaaaahhhhh, now dat's what I'm talking bout! :readit:
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As Compliance Officer of MK LLC it is my duty to ensure that we meet all OSHA requirements. I may just have to inspect the production facilities...hmmm...some antelope, some cookies, JC, Miss Kim-prepare the guest room! Duty calls! :wavey:
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Do you guys have your official shirts yet?
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f311/vermonster13/CookieCamo.jpg)
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OK JC.I'll try to talk Carol into making cheese cake for you.She makes the best cheese cake I ever tasted.
Why it's so good it'll make your tongue slap your brains out.I'll talk her into it tomorrow when I se her.
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:clapper: :clapper:
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Ok JC,since you want a little cheese cake to go with your wine, (LOL) Carol will make a couple walnut,cherry cheesecakes for the auction as long as we can get them shipped.She's going to check with her shipping company tomorrow and let me know.They say they will ship anything any where any time.Now will see.
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Originally posted by hormoan:
Hold fire till ya can see the white of his :eek: tighty's :scared:
I think we scared him off anyway :readit: :thumbsup:
Nope...just went hog huntin'
Now I have some fresh pork to go with them cookies.........